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Keep the faith moved into 5th place after week 23. Francey's 43 points means he leads the chasing pack of the top 4, whose positions remain unchanged.
Both Jonny on my shoulder and Let's all beat the Gooners slip a place as does Lamb to the slaughter further down the top 10.
The weeks biggest climber was Pete Godfrey who woke from his slumber to score 40 points, which saw Pull your finger out Molly to 17th.
Down at the bottom Goonersmoan continued their awful spell as they fell to 44th, a drop of 3 places. Only one 'f' in Forest climb above Rutts and Happy Hammers escape the drop zone for only the 2nd week since November.
Sunday, February 06, 2005
Just a thought....
I'm back! I don't know where I've been or what I've been doing recently but I am a bit behind with the ol' N&R FL so it is catch up time.
Weeks 23, 24 and the current week 25 will be posted and emailed out soon. I will also announce the winner of Ready's Benfleet Bet and talk about Newcastle's Cup progress.
There will also be a plethora of My Kinda Town's as I have got a lot building up inside me so watch out!
Weeks 23, 24 and the current week 25 will be posted and emailed out soon. I will also announce the winner of Ready's Benfleet Bet and talk about Newcastle's Cup progress.
There will also be a plethora of My Kinda Town's as I have got a lot building up inside me so watch out!
Tuesday, January 25, 2005
Newcastle songs.... all together now....
Thought I would get you all into the Cup spirit of things. If you need translations, talk to Ged.
Blaydon Races
Oh me lads, you should've seen us gannin
Passing the folks along the road
And all of them were starin'
All the lads and lasses there
They all had smilin' faces
Gannin along the Scotswood Road
To see the Blaydon races
Hey, Hey!
Hehhey, Shearer! Oooh! Ahhh!
I wanna knowoooooo, how you scored that goal!
Geordie Boot Boys
We are the Geordies! The Geordie Boot Boys!
For we are mental! For we are mad!
For we're the loyalist football supporters!
The world has ever had!
Blaydon Races
Oh me lads, you should've seen us gannin
Passing the folks along the road
And all of them were starin'
All the lads and lasses there
They all had smilin' faces
Gannin along the Scotswood Road
To see the Blaydon races
Hey, Hey!
Hehhey, Shearer! Oooh! Ahhh!
I wanna knowoooooo, how you scored that goal!
Geordie Boot Boys
We are the Geordies! The Geordie Boot Boys!
For we are mental! For we are mad!
For we're the loyalist football supporters!
The world has ever had!
Monday, January 24, 2005
Road to Cardiff - Newcastle United
In two years of The Road to Cardiff, we probably have never been dealt a bigger card than Newcastle United.
The Toon Army entertain Coventry City in the 4th Round of the FA Cup on Saturday and Heppers, Gary Peart & Ged will join many other Geordies in hoping that the Magpies can get their season kick started with a cup run.
Newcastle are one of the oldest and most famous clubs in the country and were formed by a number of works teams coming together in the North East in the late 1880's. Newcastle United was chosen (over Rangers and City) as a collective name in an effort to attract some crowds to games in 1892. They were elected to the Football League a year later and wore the black and white striped jerseys for the first time. They had pretty immediate success dominating the English League and FA Cup in the early 1900's with players mainly from across the border in Scotland.
After the WW2 Newcastle were still a force to be reckoned with completing a trio of FA Cup wins in 1951, 1952 and 1955. But they went into something of a decline after the 1955 victory, returning to the top flight in 1965 after winning the Div 2 Championship.
1n 1968 as underdogs they won the UEFA Inter Cities Fairs Cup beating Hungarians Ujpest Dozsa home and away in the final to lift the trophy.
In the early 1970's it was all about Malcolm 'Supermac' MacDonald and for years the fans enjoyed watching some great football but after his departure to Arsenal, the team slumped and there was talk of a player revolt as the Toon, playing in front of crowds of just 8,000 were relegated in 1978.
A long rebuilding programme started, which saw first Bill McGarry in charge, then Arthur Cox. The crisis around the turn of the decade deepened with disillusioned supporters drifting away from a poor team and a worsening financial plight, which eventually saw changes on the board. In 1982, Cox brought striker Kevin Keegan to St. James' for a bargain 100,000 pounds.
A team featuring budding stars such as Peter Beardsley and Chris Waddle gained promotion to the First Division in 1984. However, the board refused to give Cox funds for new players, Keegan retired and Cox left for Derby County. What had looked like a new era, turned suddenly to dust!
Jack Charlton was the next manager but he wasn't popular on Tyneside. Ex goalie Willie McFaul took over and he was the first man to give a baby faced midfielder soon to become known as Gazza his chance. However the board's lack of ambition was typified when several key players were sold, Waddle in '86, Beardsley in '87 and Gazza in '88. The club made no reasonable attempt to replace any of these players, and relegation soon followed in 1989. McFaul departed and Jim Smith took over.
Smith didn't last long either, and left in 1991 for Portsmouth, saying that the club was 'unmanageable'. World Cup winner Ossie 'knees have gone all trembley' Ardiles became a popular manager, although you would need to score 5 goals to win a game - more of that was to come with Kevin Keegan later.
In the early 1990's Sir John Hall took over the club but was faced with relegation to the old Div 3 and bankruptcy. Things had to change and change they did as Hall brought in Kevin Keegan, who saved the Magpies from relegation and who knows a Sheffield Wednesday type fate.
Keegan then took a complete new-look team up to the newly named Premiership and they won the hearts of many with their attractive passing, attacking game and finished 3rd, their highest finishing place since 1927!
2 more famous ex pro's were given a shot at leading the club - Kenny Daglish and Ruud Gullit. Neither could emulate Keegan, although Daglish did sign a certain Alan Shearer for £15m in 1996 - think he's probably almost paid for himself, don't you.
Sir Bobby Robson brought a certain amount of respect back to the club until he got the boot from that fat fcuk Freddie 'all Geordie birds are slags' Shepherd and now it is Graeme Souness who manages the Geordies with an iron fist.
Just a thought....
Half-way through the season and I note that we are approaching 1,500 hits on the website, which ain't bad when you consider the IT police at AIG, Zurich, Aon UK and XLRe, who between them have a fair number of managers in the league, won't allow access. I have to say I do love doing the newsletter and writing it online does allow me more freedom. If anyone's got any thoughts or ideas on how we can improve it or on stuff they would like to see, then drop me an email.
Don't forget if you want to read a more serious (well occasionally more serious) take on my life in Chicago, then visit www.chicagoaddick.blogspot.com
The league table is very close with plenty of battles going on up and down the table and remember I have a little surprise in store for later in the season.
There are a couple of manager's who have yet to make a transfer. Remember a fresh pair of legs could turn your season round - don't be shy. The deadline is every Tuesday at 5pm GMT (11am CST) - an email will suffice.
Finally Nobby & Ready would like to wish the best of luck to Danny Rose who recently started a new job with John Clare's syndicate in Lloyds.
Don't forget if you want to read a more serious (well occasionally more serious) take on my life in Chicago, then visit www.chicagoaddick.blogspot.com
The league table is very close with plenty of battles going on up and down the table and remember I have a little surprise in store for later in the season.
There are a couple of manager's who have yet to make a transfer. Remember a fresh pair of legs could turn your season round - don't be shy. The deadline is every Tuesday at 5pm GMT (11am CST) - an email will suffice.
Finally Nobby & Ready would like to wish the best of luck to Danny Rose who recently started a new job with John Clare's syndicate in Lloyds.
Sunday, January 23, 2005
Peter not blue
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Ginger (not so) Athletic FC went back to the summit of the N&R FL table after a 5 week absence. Doyley stormed to 68 points in week 22, his 2nd best of the season and 27 more than Wenners Wannabe's who fall to 3rd - Mark's lowest point since October.
West Ham 4 West Germany 2 stay in 2nd after hitting 51 while Back home remain 4th. In 5th & 6th Jonny on my shoulder and Lets all beat the Gooners swap, giving Rob Munden his highest place of the season so far - is this his season?
The newcomer in the top 10 is 2Infinity & beyond who continued their recent run with 62 points and my are the 7 teams above them looking over their shoulder as Barry closes in on them.
Outside of the top 10 there was good climbs by Sweaty shagged a shemale (48) and Dale Allstars (64) whilst there were reverse trends for Tatters top tips (44), Rose was ruined by a ladyboy (36) and You got more toes (53).
In the re-election zone Goonersmoan (31) climbed out after just 1 week while Defoe's golden XI (21) were back in the club. Happy Hammers (28) perked up jumping above Only one 'f' in Forest (24).
Ginger (not so) Athletic FC went back to the summit of the N&R FL table after a 5 week absence. Doyley stormed to 68 points in week 22, his 2nd best of the season and 27 more than Wenners Wannabe's who fall to 3rd - Mark's lowest point since October.
West Ham 4 West Germany 2 stay in 2nd after hitting 51 while Back home remain 4th. In 5th & 6th Jonny on my shoulder and Lets all beat the Gooners swap, giving Rob Munden his highest place of the season so far - is this his season?
The newcomer in the top 10 is 2Infinity & beyond who continued their recent run with 62 points and my are the 7 teams above them looking over their shoulder as Barry closes in on them.
Outside of the top 10 there was good climbs by Sweaty shagged a shemale (48) and Dale Allstars (64) whilst there were reverse trends for Tatters top tips (44), Rose was ruined by a ladyboy (36) and You got more toes (53).
In the re-election zone Goonersmoan (31) climbed out after just 1 week while Defoe's golden XI (21) were back in the club. Happy Hammers (28) perked up jumping above Only one 'f' in Forest (24).
Martin makes another big splash
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Martin Singleton claimed hin 3rd MoW in 7 after scoring a wonderful 72 points in week 22. Tom Finney's splash are on fire and are well into the top half of the table after a climb of 7 places. For the record they are only 48 points behind Keep the faith in 7th.
New table topper Ginger (not so) Athletic hit the 2nd best score of the week with 68, four more than Dale Allstars and Flighty Feet. Catherine and Karen move up 2 to 27th.
Barry Plummer scored his 138th point in a fortnight. 2Infinity & beyond's odds shortened as they move menacing into the top 10.
Filthy Love are picking up too. Paul scored 60 points and rise 3 places to 17th. There was surprise good week's for 5 managers. Alex Boswell eased re-lection doubts with a 58 - Meg & Hannah's bears climb 2 places. Carl Dillaway are also up 2 as Galacticos hit their best score since August (58).
Giles Crowley pulled further away from rival Better than 2nd who had the week's worst score of 19 after he smashed 57 points. That is 2 great weeks on the spin for The Elephant man(ager).
Pull your finger out molly hit 54 and are also improving. Can Pete push himself into contention in the 2nd half of the season?And finally Californication moved up 2 places after another fine week, scoring 53 the same as Robbos on top and You got more toes.
Martin Singleton claimed hin 3rd MoW in 7 after scoring a wonderful 72 points in week 22. Tom Finney's splash are on fire and are well into the top half of the table after a climb of 7 places. For the record they are only 48 points behind Keep the faith in 7th.
New table topper Ginger (not so) Athletic hit the 2nd best score of the week with 68, four more than Dale Allstars and Flighty Feet. Catherine and Karen move up 2 to 27th.
Barry Plummer scored his 138th point in a fortnight. 2Infinity & beyond's odds shortened as they move menacing into the top 10.
Filthy Love are picking up too. Paul scored 60 points and rise 3 places to 17th. There was surprise good week's for 5 managers. Alex Boswell eased re-lection doubts with a 58 - Meg & Hannah's bears climb 2 places. Carl Dillaway are also up 2 as Galacticos hit their best score since August (58).
Giles Crowley pulled further away from rival Better than 2nd who had the week's worst score of 19 after he smashed 57 points. That is 2 great weeks on the spin for The Elephant man(ager).
Pull your finger out molly hit 54 and are also improving. Can Pete push himself into contention in the 2nd half of the season?And finally Californication moved up 2 places after another fine week, scoring 53 the same as Robbos on top and You got more toes.
Nobby & Ready's half-term report
Half-way through the season and time to take a look at each manager's performance with some predictions thrown in as well.
Mark Wenman
Wenners has good N&R FL pedigree and leads the table as we enter the new year. Wenners Wannabe's have shown the height of consistency without ever hitting any real big weekly scores - Mark does not feature in the top 12 of the best weekly scores, despite being in the top 7 for 19 weeks. He took over at the top in mid December and has not seemed pressured despite the pack chasing him.
Ben Graves
Ben gives us all hope. He started his debut N&R FL season wallowing in the lower half of the table but around about week 8 West Ham 4 West Germany 2 went on a fantastic run of form which took them into the top 10 five weeks later and into the top 3 in week 16 and that is where he has stayed. The unknown quantity in the lead pack.
Peter Doyle
Doyley is a veteran in this league and must be running out of Ginger names to call his sides. This season Ginger (not so) Athletic have been excellent. They started the campaign well but fell away and I thought that would be that but they returned into the top 7 and after a cracking week 10 they hit the top spot where they stayed for 7 weeks until displaced by Wenman. I thought they might fade again but no, they battled back and are right in amongst the contenders for the title.
Barry Paull
Barry is a regular prize money winner in this prestigious competition and is once again on top of his game, making thoughtful transfers and using his experience well. Back home entered the top 10 in week 7 and haven't left it. 4th in the last 2 weeks and then a huge score in week 21 took him to within whispering distance of the leaders. A good tip for the title.
Mark Simmons
Mark knows FL inside out and typically comes away with a prize although they tend to have been not the ones that really matter. Trundling along in mid table until the end of November when a couple of big scores catapulted Let's all beat the Gooners into 6th. Mark is now 5th and has the knowledge to keep himself in with a shout.
Rob Munden
4 mid table weeks told a story of Rob's season up until Christmas when 192 points were scored over the festive period (a good example of how important those games are in FL) and Jonny on my shoulder is right in amongst the pack but a look at how close the sides right down to 14th are shows how fragile it can be.
Ian France
Another old timer who has never won a bean. An early flirtation with the top 10 in October has been matched again over Christmas. But in truth it has been some workmanlike performances from Keep the faith that have put them in contention. To stay in the race might need some more charisma in his team and a footballers haircut!
Glenn Francis
Ever since coming into the N&R FL about 3 years ago, Glenn has always challenged well and taken the game seriously. Lamb to the slaughter are well postioned in 8th but needs that extra cutting edge to break into title contention.
Suzie Syrett
Ah, the lovely Suzie. In previous season's she has had a habit of dropping off towards the end of the season - lack of stamina maybe or just carrying too big a load up top? Who knows? Ping-Pong Yo-Yo have been as high as 2nd so far this season and only as low as 15th, and that was back in early October. If she can stay focused through the winter it might tit the scales!
John McGowan
Our most consistent manager. Nice title but no cigar Johnny I'm afraid. Only one week out of the top 10 (week 20) and our first table topper in August. He does take the game seriously though and if he can hang around the top 10 until Easter then a prize might just be coming Luadjembamaccorone's way.
Lee Baughan
Probably Sweaty's best ever 4 months in N&R FL. He has never looked like re-election material and has hit some stunning weekly scores (weeks 3, 11, 19, 20). Rose was ruined by a ladyboy might not have all that it takes to run off with one of the big prizes but if he can finish in the top 10 he will be a popular winner, not least with his debtors.
Nigel Tatlock
Nige has adapted well to the cut & thrust of the best FL in the world (must be American). He had an important good start, took a breather and has since been in the top 10 for 6 of the last 8 weeks and as high as 2nd. Very consistent, just a spark will put Tatters top tips in with a shout.
Barry Plummer
Nige's co-star around at XLRe and more widely known for his 1st and 2nd in the last two N&R season's. After a fine start, 2Infinity & Beyond plummeted down the table and at one stage in early November found themselves in 33rd position - easily his worst ever. Then after steadying the ship, Barry made his climb up the table and now occupies a healthy 13th. Will have a say in where the prizes end up, no doubt.
Danny Rose
Danny has been with us since the beginning and was part of the Rose/Godfrey/Florence force that swept all before them in the very early days of N&R FL. Always a competitor and very clever with his transfers, Danny was hoping to improve on last season's 5th. With transfers in the bank Sweaty did shag a shemale are currently handily placed in 14th.
Lee Day
What happened to Lee? Well, let me tell you. You got more toes were top for 9 of the first 10 weeks of the season, at one stage 20+ points ahead, then a bit of work aggro (leaves Allianz for RSA), a trip to Chicago which he has to endure with hand-holder Gumbsy and it all goes Pete Tong! He will be pleased to be back in the City and in FL training, i.e 8 pints of Stella a day and a couple of chickens.
Neil Cryer
A real topsy turvey season for Neil so far. Dale Allstars have hit some big weekly scores - 71 in week 3, 82 in week 21 - and hasn't really put in a bad performance but they just need that bit extra to get themselves into contention. The highest placed manager yet to feature in the top 10.
Simon Bond
There were rumours that Bondy was going to hang up his N&R FL boots after last season and we're glad he had a change of mind. Someone other than Arse (looks like you're going to get your wish Si, but Chelski?) have hovered around the mid section of the table but in Premiership terms are already well within their 40 points and will not have to endure a re-election battle which Bondy (nicknamed Houdini) did become accustomed.
Ian Kennett
Every year I reckon Ian will break out of his torper and take the league by storm. 2004/05? Nope. Blessed are the cheesemakers are stuck in the big middle group. I know it sounds easy but it can turn on a transfer or an injury and Ian has the experience to snuff out that transfer window striker that will go on and score 15 goals.
Mike Robertson
Robbo always puts on a good show (ooh missus!) and he started his comeback season well but has just faded. Nevertheless Santa was kind to him and he scored some good points over Christmas. Is this a stepping stone for Robbos on Top or will he tread water?
Carl Dillaway
A disastrous last 10 weeks for Carl has seen Galacticos FC drop from exciting title contention to mid table boredom. He has tried to change it around but without success and quite frankly I believe he's blown it.
Paul Kelleher
Don't know whats gone wrong with PK? He has tried to turn it around but just hasn't got going. Still only 50 odd points behind the top 10 and like other teams around them, Filthy Love are more than capable of putting a run together
Peter Godfrey
The once giant of FL, particularly N&R's has wallowed in mid table for most of the season. In fact he has been 23rd on no less than 5 occasions, which ain't easily done. Pete's team names were always being written up week after week but this season Pull your finger out Molly has hardly merited a mention, which tells it's own sorry story.
Liz Keiller
I think Liz's early season form surprised everyone and not least herself! In fact She fell over only spent 4 of the first 16 weeks out of the top 10 but after 5 poor weeks they have dropped back to 23rd place. Time for some transfers to see if she can get herself back into uncharted territory.
Kirstie Baillie
Unable to blame me this season for changing her team after she entered it, Kirstie's Glasgow Kiss are again floating around mid table. But at least her mobile phone bills have reduced following the restraining order.
Danny Matthews
25th after 21 weeks is a huge leap forward for Dan. Last season he finished bottom (although remember there were no Yanks in the competition last year!) and Danny's Geeza's have already scored more than 200 points than they did at the halfway point last season.
Martin Singleton
One of the current best managers in terms of form. Tom Finney's splash were in dire re-election trouble up until 6 weeks ago but a well thought out transfer move a month before that started to gel and 2 MoW awards have seen them climb to safety. However after last season's 7th place, Martin won't want to stop at safety.
Robert Beere
After an excellent debut season and an equally good start to this season I was foreseeing a potential future Champion but since about November it has all gone tits up for Beer Monster. But in a recent email to N&R HQ, Rob stated that he was desperate for another top 10 finish, and finish above his rival Dillaway.
Simon Newport
At the airport recently I treated myself to an American - English translation book. It comes in very handy let me tell you. A load of old wank, is a load of jerk-off. A fanny is an arse, a nice arse is an awesome butt and a top pair of jubblies is the same in any language, particularly in this weather. Anyway 'tis a reet kick up the fanny is what Make it a supersize needs if they are to make any impact on this season.
Keith Read
Clearly the move back to the UK unsettled the pitbull's FL season. Hannoi Utd started the campaign well and from week's 5 to 13 they sat in the top 7. However watch out everyone, last season Ready was not in title contention until mid February and he swept to the title and secondly he has just made a hatful of transfers. Contenders, you have been warned!
Catherine Barwick / Karen du Toit
The d in du is a small one, just like the v is in van. See, I'm not just a pretty face, I understand these things. The wet dream team of Flighty Feet have acclimatised (Septics please note, there is no such word as acclimated) pretty well to their first season in the N&R FL. Tired of old rogues like Paull, Waters, Godfrey & Rutter, the girls bring a little bit of class to the proceedings. I like that, this is the way ahead. Topless FL next season. No, top down please Godders!
Shaun Moulster
Funny cos if Shaun's team was put into a computer or played on a PS2 it would sure kick arse, so why are his Molesters down in 31st place? No, I don't know either but that is the beauty of FL. I reckon on another year of survival for these boys.
Giles Crowley
Giles is another N&R old timer and I am still waiting on my re-election night out from last season but I know he is good for it. This season Giles called his side The Elephant man(ager), named after a certain Mr Dowie. Despite this they are looking pretty safe for now.
Giles who in his career has flirted with most of the barmaids in the City and with N&R FL re-election but last year, for the first time got sucked off, sorry in and had to face the dreaded drop. Let's hope he has learnt his lesson?
Greg Harris
Greg has bummed around the mid to bottom half of the table, he seems unlikely to become embroiled in a re-election battle but equally does not seem to have it in him to make a concerted challenge for honours either. In summary don't expect to much from Roffey's Rejects, not until the cricket season anyway!
Alex Boswell
Alex is another manager who under-achieves. In fact I can't really say that because he has never really achieved enough to have been an achiever in the first place. Perhaps he over-achieves? In fact in 13 weeks Meg & Hannah's bears have been no higher than 32nd but no lower than 36th place! Zzzzzzzz
Tony Murray
Tone had a flying start to the season but started to go backwards about a fortnight later. Ever since then, like Harris & Orville, sorry Boswell, Tony's Hammers like coke have been firmly stuck in Boringville, Arizona - between 30th and 36th. One of these 3 managers will be engulfed in a re-election battle you mark my words.
Simon Jenkins
In the couple of years Jenks has been in the N&R FL he has shown some impressive form and has taken away some prize money but this season he had to cope with a disastrous start and was in the deep doo-doo up until mid October, however he made a couple of changes and pulled away and was in 29th at the start of December. But since then Can I have a waistcoat have been treading water and if they are not careful they will be fighting off re-election come May.
John Tiernan
It's JT's long-awaited N&R debut season. He will probably blame his workload and admittedly washing Dipak's car and cutting her lawn is a full time job but I have been disappointed with the Super Eagles' form this season and expected more. Like his beloved Palarse he will be focusing on avoiding the drop and with a bit of luck he should be fine.
Alan Oakley
After a couple of storming FL season's Al has never got going this season. I understand that he is doing nothing different to previous terms, you know 10 pints of Youngs Ordinary and back to the office to make some transfers but it just hasn't flowed this season. As he get's more worked up with Chelski's Premiership push I have a sneaky that Better than 2nd maybe neglected and that could spell danger?
Chris Waterman
A perennial struggler. I believe Chris has bought the curry's 2 years on the trot for the AIG boys and he may as well make his reservation at the Rajasthan for May now. Californication (the N&R FL's oldest team name) has been in and out of the danger zone like the hokey-cokey and it will take all of his FL experience to pull through.
Tony Hepburn
The 2nd best looking manager in the league (behind Ready) is the Southampton of the N&R FL - in fact Patrick Gage could pass as Rupert Lowe come to think of it. Heppers has only once been in the bottom 6 but amazingly has been no higher than 37th all season. Herecomethewildebeests will be hoping that there are 6 worst teams than them come the 2nd half of the season.
Mark Dewberry
Mark took a huge gamble calling his team Defoe's Golden XI, clearly he expects the Judas twat to be at White Hart Lane until May. Mark is right in amongst the danger area and is up against some experienced battlers. It's going to be tough, particularly as his boss is one of his competitors. A struggle ahead.
Brian Rutter
It is a huge shock to see Rutt's, 3rd last season, down amongst the stragglers. He already had 200+ points in early September and his form since then has been truly awful. You are never too good to go down is what they say. Goonersmoan take note.
James Bird
Birdy always flies south for the FL season and Only one 'f' in Forest are the latest in a long line of teams he has managed to take to the end of season re-election ball, which is basically a bun fight. In the bottom 6 since September but we have seen a recent improvement and a MoW prize in week 15 showed us that he still kick it.
Alan Waters
No Lupo to help him out of the drop-zone this time or a Sir Trevor Brooking. Muddy who probably does the most travelling out of the 47 managers realistically has little time for FL but he is a proud man and an experienced manager (he once finished 3rd) and I'll expect Happy Hammers to battle all of the way.
Dominic Barrett / Alex Baxter
The Clough & Taylor of FL, the fights and arguments included. Yet to make a transfer - at least to me anyway, apparentely one night in the pub the barman at The Lamb may have received them on a back of a beer mat (bit like one of Alex's quotes, although that was probably before The Lamb was built!) but not N&R HQ. Woody's Warriors only fell into the trap door in December but my does it look a long way up.
Tim Feldbruegge
Ahh, the battle for American supremacy. Off the bottom in week 3 but it's in 2nd bottom that Cheeky American's have stayed. Tim probably has a little conundrum on his hands in that there is a prize for the penultimate place and he may wish to stay there but his pride might just want him to get out of the bottom 6, which will be something worth celebrating.
Brian Dougal
Bottom since week 3, there's no pride in that. Brian's Idiots guide to soccer made some transfers, he even sold Michael Owen and perhaps he should sell Hoddle and Waddle next! But as Doug's keeps telling me if him and Tim can overtake a Brit in the table then the joke is on them. And oh, one can only imagine the stick I will dish out on here....
Mark Wenman
Wenners has good N&R FL pedigree and leads the table as we enter the new year. Wenners Wannabe's have shown the height of consistency without ever hitting any real big weekly scores - Mark does not feature in the top 12 of the best weekly scores, despite being in the top 7 for 19 weeks. He took over at the top in mid December and has not seemed pressured despite the pack chasing him.
Ben Graves
Ben gives us all hope. He started his debut N&R FL season wallowing in the lower half of the table but around about week 8 West Ham 4 West Germany 2 went on a fantastic run of form which took them into the top 10 five weeks later and into the top 3 in week 16 and that is where he has stayed. The unknown quantity in the lead pack.
Peter Doyle
Doyley is a veteran in this league and must be running out of Ginger names to call his sides. This season Ginger (not so) Athletic have been excellent. They started the campaign well but fell away and I thought that would be that but they returned into the top 7 and after a cracking week 10 they hit the top spot where they stayed for 7 weeks until displaced by Wenman. I thought they might fade again but no, they battled back and are right in amongst the contenders for the title.
Barry Paull
Barry is a regular prize money winner in this prestigious competition and is once again on top of his game, making thoughtful transfers and using his experience well. Back home entered the top 10 in week 7 and haven't left it. 4th in the last 2 weeks and then a huge score in week 21 took him to within whispering distance of the leaders. A good tip for the title.
Mark Simmons
Mark knows FL inside out and typically comes away with a prize although they tend to have been not the ones that really matter. Trundling along in mid table until the end of November when a couple of big scores catapulted Let's all beat the Gooners into 6th. Mark is now 5th and has the knowledge to keep himself in with a shout.
Rob Munden
4 mid table weeks told a story of Rob's season up until Christmas when 192 points were scored over the festive period (a good example of how important those games are in FL) and Jonny on my shoulder is right in amongst the pack but a look at how close the sides right down to 14th are shows how fragile it can be.
Ian France
Another old timer who has never won a bean. An early flirtation with the top 10 in October has been matched again over Christmas. But in truth it has been some workmanlike performances from Keep the faith that have put them in contention. To stay in the race might need some more charisma in his team and a footballers haircut!
Glenn Francis
Ever since coming into the N&R FL about 3 years ago, Glenn has always challenged well and taken the game seriously. Lamb to the slaughter are well postioned in 8th but needs that extra cutting edge to break into title contention.
Suzie Syrett
Ah, the lovely Suzie. In previous season's she has had a habit of dropping off towards the end of the season - lack of stamina maybe or just carrying too big a load up top? Who knows? Ping-Pong Yo-Yo have been as high as 2nd so far this season and only as low as 15th, and that was back in early October. If she can stay focused through the winter it might tit the scales!
John McGowan
Our most consistent manager. Nice title but no cigar Johnny I'm afraid. Only one week out of the top 10 (week 20) and our first table topper in August. He does take the game seriously though and if he can hang around the top 10 until Easter then a prize might just be coming Luadjembamaccorone's way.
Lee Baughan
Probably Sweaty's best ever 4 months in N&R FL. He has never looked like re-election material and has hit some stunning weekly scores (weeks 3, 11, 19, 20). Rose was ruined by a ladyboy might not have all that it takes to run off with one of the big prizes but if he can finish in the top 10 he will be a popular winner, not least with his debtors.
Nigel Tatlock
Nige has adapted well to the cut & thrust of the best FL in the world (must be American). He had an important good start, took a breather and has since been in the top 10 for 6 of the last 8 weeks and as high as 2nd. Very consistent, just a spark will put Tatters top tips in with a shout.
Barry Plummer
Nige's co-star around at XLRe and more widely known for his 1st and 2nd in the last two N&R season's. After a fine start, 2Infinity & Beyond plummeted down the table and at one stage in early November found themselves in 33rd position - easily his worst ever. Then after steadying the ship, Barry made his climb up the table and now occupies a healthy 13th. Will have a say in where the prizes end up, no doubt.
Danny Rose
Danny has been with us since the beginning and was part of the Rose/Godfrey/Florence force that swept all before them in the very early days of N&R FL. Always a competitor and very clever with his transfers, Danny was hoping to improve on last season's 5th. With transfers in the bank Sweaty did shag a shemale are currently handily placed in 14th.
Lee Day
What happened to Lee? Well, let me tell you. You got more toes were top for 9 of the first 10 weeks of the season, at one stage 20+ points ahead, then a bit of work aggro (leaves Allianz for RSA), a trip to Chicago which he has to endure with hand-holder Gumbsy and it all goes Pete Tong! He will be pleased to be back in the City and in FL training, i.e 8 pints of Stella a day and a couple of chickens.
Neil Cryer
A real topsy turvey season for Neil so far. Dale Allstars have hit some big weekly scores - 71 in week 3, 82 in week 21 - and hasn't really put in a bad performance but they just need that bit extra to get themselves into contention. The highest placed manager yet to feature in the top 10.
Simon Bond
There were rumours that Bondy was going to hang up his N&R FL boots after last season and we're glad he had a change of mind. Someone other than Arse (looks like you're going to get your wish Si, but Chelski?) have hovered around the mid section of the table but in Premiership terms are already well within their 40 points and will not have to endure a re-election battle which Bondy (nicknamed Houdini) did become accustomed.
Ian Kennett
Every year I reckon Ian will break out of his torper and take the league by storm. 2004/05? Nope. Blessed are the cheesemakers are stuck in the big middle group. I know it sounds easy but it can turn on a transfer or an injury and Ian has the experience to snuff out that transfer window striker that will go on and score 15 goals.
Mike Robertson
Robbo always puts on a good show (ooh missus!) and he started his comeback season well but has just faded. Nevertheless Santa was kind to him and he scored some good points over Christmas. Is this a stepping stone for Robbos on Top or will he tread water?
Carl Dillaway
A disastrous last 10 weeks for Carl has seen Galacticos FC drop from exciting title contention to mid table boredom. He has tried to change it around but without success and quite frankly I believe he's blown it.
Paul Kelleher
Don't know whats gone wrong with PK? He has tried to turn it around but just hasn't got going. Still only 50 odd points behind the top 10 and like other teams around them, Filthy Love are more than capable of putting a run together
Peter Godfrey
The once giant of FL, particularly N&R's has wallowed in mid table for most of the season. In fact he has been 23rd on no less than 5 occasions, which ain't easily done. Pete's team names were always being written up week after week but this season Pull your finger out Molly has hardly merited a mention, which tells it's own sorry story.
Liz Keiller
I think Liz's early season form surprised everyone and not least herself! In fact She fell over only spent 4 of the first 16 weeks out of the top 10 but after 5 poor weeks they have dropped back to 23rd place. Time for some transfers to see if she can get herself back into uncharted territory.
Kirstie Baillie
Unable to blame me this season for changing her team after she entered it, Kirstie's Glasgow Kiss are again floating around mid table. But at least her mobile phone bills have reduced following the restraining order.
Danny Matthews
25th after 21 weeks is a huge leap forward for Dan. Last season he finished bottom (although remember there were no Yanks in the competition last year!) and Danny's Geeza's have already scored more than 200 points than they did at the halfway point last season.
Martin Singleton
One of the current best managers in terms of form. Tom Finney's splash were in dire re-election trouble up until 6 weeks ago but a well thought out transfer move a month before that started to gel and 2 MoW awards have seen them climb to safety. However after last season's 7th place, Martin won't want to stop at safety.
Robert Beere
After an excellent debut season and an equally good start to this season I was foreseeing a potential future Champion but since about November it has all gone tits up for Beer Monster. But in a recent email to N&R HQ, Rob stated that he was desperate for another top 10 finish, and finish above his rival Dillaway.
Simon Newport
At the airport recently I treated myself to an American - English translation book. It comes in very handy let me tell you. A load of old wank, is a load of jerk-off. A fanny is an arse, a nice arse is an awesome butt and a top pair of jubblies is the same in any language, particularly in this weather. Anyway 'tis a reet kick up the fanny is what Make it a supersize needs if they are to make any impact on this season.
Keith Read
Clearly the move back to the UK unsettled the pitbull's FL season. Hannoi Utd started the campaign well and from week's 5 to 13 they sat in the top 7. However watch out everyone, last season Ready was not in title contention until mid February and he swept to the title and secondly he has just made a hatful of transfers. Contenders, you have been warned!
Catherine Barwick / Karen du Toit
The d in du is a small one, just like the v is in van. See, I'm not just a pretty face, I understand these things. The wet dream team of Flighty Feet have acclimatised (Septics please note, there is no such word as acclimated) pretty well to their first season in the N&R FL. Tired of old rogues like Paull, Waters, Godfrey & Rutter, the girls bring a little bit of class to the proceedings. I like that, this is the way ahead. Topless FL next season. No, top down please Godders!
Shaun Moulster
Funny cos if Shaun's team was put into a computer or played on a PS2 it would sure kick arse, so why are his Molesters down in 31st place? No, I don't know either but that is the beauty of FL. I reckon on another year of survival for these boys.
Giles Crowley
Giles is another N&R old timer and I am still waiting on my re-election night out from last season but I know he is good for it. This season Giles called his side The Elephant man(ager), named after a certain Mr Dowie. Despite this they are looking pretty safe for now.
Giles who in his career has flirted with most of the barmaids in the City and with N&R FL re-election but last year, for the first time got sucked off, sorry in and had to face the dreaded drop. Let's hope he has learnt his lesson?
Greg Harris
Greg has bummed around the mid to bottom half of the table, he seems unlikely to become embroiled in a re-election battle but equally does not seem to have it in him to make a concerted challenge for honours either. In summary don't expect to much from Roffey's Rejects, not until the cricket season anyway!
Alex Boswell
Alex is another manager who under-achieves. In fact I can't really say that because he has never really achieved enough to have been an achiever in the first place. Perhaps he over-achieves? In fact in 13 weeks Meg & Hannah's bears have been no higher than 32nd but no lower than 36th place! Zzzzzzzz
Tony Murray
Tone had a flying start to the season but started to go backwards about a fortnight later. Ever since then, like Harris & Orville, sorry Boswell, Tony's Hammers like coke have been firmly stuck in Boringville, Arizona - between 30th and 36th. One of these 3 managers will be engulfed in a re-election battle you mark my words.
Simon Jenkins
In the couple of years Jenks has been in the N&R FL he has shown some impressive form and has taken away some prize money but this season he had to cope with a disastrous start and was in the deep doo-doo up until mid October, however he made a couple of changes and pulled away and was in 29th at the start of December. But since then Can I have a waistcoat have been treading water and if they are not careful they will be fighting off re-election come May.
John Tiernan
It's JT's long-awaited N&R debut season. He will probably blame his workload and admittedly washing Dipak's car and cutting her lawn is a full time job but I have been disappointed with the Super Eagles' form this season and expected more. Like his beloved Palarse he will be focusing on avoiding the drop and with a bit of luck he should be fine.
Alan Oakley
After a couple of storming FL season's Al has never got going this season. I understand that he is doing nothing different to previous terms, you know 10 pints of Youngs Ordinary and back to the office to make some transfers but it just hasn't flowed this season. As he get's more worked up with Chelski's Premiership push I have a sneaky that Better than 2nd maybe neglected and that could spell danger?
Chris Waterman
A perennial struggler. I believe Chris has bought the curry's 2 years on the trot for the AIG boys and he may as well make his reservation at the Rajasthan for May now. Californication (the N&R FL's oldest team name) has been in and out of the danger zone like the hokey-cokey and it will take all of his FL experience to pull through.
Tony Hepburn
The 2nd best looking manager in the league (behind Ready) is the Southampton of the N&R FL - in fact Patrick Gage could pass as Rupert Lowe come to think of it. Heppers has only once been in the bottom 6 but amazingly has been no higher than 37th all season. Herecomethewildebeests will be hoping that there are 6 worst teams than them come the 2nd half of the season.
Mark Dewberry
Mark took a huge gamble calling his team Defoe's Golden XI, clearly he expects the Judas twat to be at White Hart Lane until May. Mark is right in amongst the danger area and is up against some experienced battlers. It's going to be tough, particularly as his boss is one of his competitors. A struggle ahead.
Brian Rutter
It is a huge shock to see Rutt's, 3rd last season, down amongst the stragglers. He already had 200+ points in early September and his form since then has been truly awful. You are never too good to go down is what they say. Goonersmoan take note.
James Bird
Birdy always flies south for the FL season and Only one 'f' in Forest are the latest in a long line of teams he has managed to take to the end of season re-election ball, which is basically a bun fight. In the bottom 6 since September but we have seen a recent improvement and a MoW prize in week 15 showed us that he still kick it.
Alan Waters
No Lupo to help him out of the drop-zone this time or a Sir Trevor Brooking. Muddy who probably does the most travelling out of the 47 managers realistically has little time for FL but he is a proud man and an experienced manager (he once finished 3rd) and I'll expect Happy Hammers to battle all of the way.
Dominic Barrett / Alex Baxter
The Clough & Taylor of FL, the fights and arguments included. Yet to make a transfer - at least to me anyway, apparentely one night in the pub the barman at The Lamb may have received them on a back of a beer mat (bit like one of Alex's quotes, although that was probably before The Lamb was built!) but not N&R HQ. Woody's Warriors only fell into the trap door in December but my does it look a long way up.
Tim Feldbruegge
Ahh, the battle for American supremacy. Off the bottom in week 3 but it's in 2nd bottom that Cheeky American's have stayed. Tim probably has a little conundrum on his hands in that there is a prize for the penultimate place and he may wish to stay there but his pride might just want him to get out of the bottom 6, which will be something worth celebrating.
Brian Dougal
Bottom since week 3, there's no pride in that. Brian's Idiots guide to soccer made some transfers, he even sold Michael Owen and perhaps he should sell Hoddle and Waddle next! But as Doug's keeps telling me if him and Tim can overtake a Brit in the table then the joke is on them. And oh, one can only imagine the stick I will dish out on here....
Irony is a wonderful thing....
.... if only the American's knew what it meant. I saw in a recent poll by Gallup / CNN that when asked if the Bush government tried to bring together the American people 50% said yes they tried and 50% said that they didn't!
Sunday, January 16, 2005
In the news - Harry in 1966 costume own goal
You see what happens when Greg Harris holds a football hooligan fancy dress party? Whilst other members of the Royal Family turned up at the Harris family estate in their best Burberry and Chav finery, Prince Harry pitches up wearing his tribute to the England 1966 World Cup victory and he gets in a right spot of bother. Time to forgive and forget, eh Major?
Friday, January 14, 2005
Bushisms
For Christmas I received the 2005 desk calendar entitled Bushisms, which if were made up would be funny but as they are actually true quotes, it is rather scary.
These are the last three days entries:
Wednesday 12 January
"I glance at the headlines just to kind of get a flavor for what's moving. I rarely read the stories, and get briefed by people who are (sic) probably read the news themselves."
Washington DC, Sept 21, 2003
Thursday 13 January
"We're concerned about AIDS inside our White House - make no mistake about it."
Washington DC, Feb 2, 2001
Friday 14 January
"First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill."
Washington DC, May 19, 2003
Remember next time you meet someone who has graduated from both Yale and Harvard Universities not to be too impressed.
These are the last three days entries:
Wednesday 12 January
"I glance at the headlines just to kind of get a flavor for what's moving. I rarely read the stories, and get briefed by people who are (sic) probably read the news themselves."
Washington DC, Sept 21, 2003
Thursday 13 January
"We're concerned about AIDS inside our White House - make no mistake about it."
Washington DC, Feb 2, 2001
Friday 14 January
"First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill."
Washington DC, May 19, 2003
Remember next time you meet someone who has graduated from both Yale and Harvard Universities not to be too impressed.
Thursday, January 13, 2005
Barry Paull's a cracker!
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It was always going to be a massive week and indeed a hatful of points were scored in week 21 following the Christmas / New Year bumper week.
The biggest benefactor was Barry Paull whose Back Home stormed to 95 points, a clear 13 ahead of the 2nd best score, which was from Rob Munden's Jonny on my shoulder. It was Barry's 2nd MoW award but he fell 4 points short of Rob Beere's 99 scored in week 3.
The season's best weekly scores are listed below.
Back home are now firmly entrenched in the title race although Ben Graves' West Ham 4 West Germany 2 were also flying in week 21 - they scored 82.
Dale Allstars (named after the wonderful Rochdale and not Winton) easily had a season's best week after hitting 82 points.
2Infinity & beyond showed their experience and skill by crafting 76 points, the same as 4-week league leader Wenners Wannabe's.
Blessed are the cheesemakers, who earlier in the season had a 82-point week didn't quite match that but still collected 74 as they surged up the table.
Sweaty shagged a shemale were another team not able to match their season's best but still produced the goods scoring 73, a point more than Lets all beat the Gooners.
Keep the faith kept themselves in 7th following a score of 71, identical to Luadjemba who came back into form after a shaky couple of weeks. And Ginger (not so) Athletic slipped a spot in the table but still impressed with 66 points.
It was always going to be a massive week and indeed a hatful of points were scored in week 21 following the Christmas / New Year bumper week.
The biggest benefactor was Barry Paull whose Back Home stormed to 95 points, a clear 13 ahead of the 2nd best score, which was from Rob Munden's Jonny on my shoulder. It was Barry's 2nd MoW award but he fell 4 points short of Rob Beere's 99 scored in week 3.
The season's best weekly scores are listed below.
Back home are now firmly entrenched in the title race although Ben Graves' West Ham 4 West Germany 2 were also flying in week 21 - they scored 82.
Dale Allstars (named after the wonderful Rochdale and not Winton) easily had a season's best week after hitting 82 points.
2Infinity & beyond showed their experience and skill by crafting 76 points, the same as 4-week league leader Wenners Wannabe's.
Blessed are the cheesemakers, who earlier in the season had a 82-point week didn't quite match that but still collected 74 as they surged up the table.
Sweaty shagged a shemale were another team not able to match their season's best but still produced the goods scoring 73, a point more than Lets all beat the Gooners.
Keep the faith kept themselves in 7th following a score of 71, identical to Luadjemba who came back into form after a shaky couple of weeks. And Ginger (not so) Athletic slipped a spot in the table but still impressed with 66 points.
The season's best weekly score
Week 21 produced some excellent scores but Barry Paull's 95 was not enough to dismantle Rob Beere from the top of the best weekly score tree. These are the season's best so far:
1. Rob Beere, week 3, 99 points
2. Barry Paull, week 21, 95 points
3. Peter Doyle, week 3, 94 points
4. Brian Rutter, week 3, 89 points
5. Glenn Francis, week 3, 86 points
5. Nigel Tatlock, week 3, 86 points
7. Carl Dillaway, week 3, 83 points
7. Liz Keiller, week 3, 82 points
9. Ian Kennett, week 3, 82 points
9. Danny Rose, week 3, 82 points
9. Rob Munden, week 21, 82 points
9. Neil Cryer, week 21, 82 points
1. Rob Beere, week 3, 99 points
2. Barry Paull, week 21, 95 points
3. Peter Doyle, week 3, 94 points
4. Brian Rutter, week 3, 89 points
5. Glenn Francis, week 3, 86 points
5. Nigel Tatlock, week 3, 86 points
7. Carl Dillaway, week 3, 83 points
7. Liz Keiller, week 3, 82 points
9. Ian Kennett, week 3, 82 points
9. Danny Rose, week 3, 82 points
9. Rob Munden, week 21, 82 points
9. Neil Cryer, week 21, 82 points
Four horse race?
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Back Home's superb week 21 means that we now have a four horse race on our hands as we enter the new year. Only 38 points seperate the top 4 with West Germany 4 West Ham 2 leapfrogging Ginger (not so) Athletic into 2nd place.
In 5th but 25 points behind are Lets all beat the Gooners and only 35 points seperate Mark from Danny Rose's Sweaty shagged a shemale in 14th! "It's tight, it's really tight," Danny was heard saying recently whilst doing a survey for insurance purposes in a brothel in Thailand.
The biggest climber at the top of the tree in week 21 was Rob Munden. Jonny on my shoulder climbed from 10th to 6th whilst Tatters top tips fell 6 to 12th.
After just a week outside of the top 10, Luadjemba are back in it after an excellent week of 71 points.
Other noticable improvements up the table were from previous champs 2Infinity & beyond who move into a threatening 13th and by Neil Cryer. Dale Allstars (did you go on Saturday to the Cup game Neil?) clambered 9 places up the table after the bumper week 21.
Blessed are the cheesemakers continued their topsy-turvey season with a dramatic 74 and they rose 6 places to 18th.
Back Home's superb week 21 means that we now have a four horse race on our hands as we enter the new year. Only 38 points seperate the top 4 with West Germany 4 West Ham 2 leapfrogging Ginger (not so) Athletic into 2nd place.
In 5th but 25 points behind are Lets all beat the Gooners and only 35 points seperate Mark from Danny Rose's Sweaty shagged a shemale in 14th! "It's tight, it's really tight," Danny was heard saying recently whilst doing a survey for insurance purposes in a brothel in Thailand.
The biggest climber at the top of the tree in week 21 was Rob Munden. Jonny on my shoulder climbed from 10th to 6th whilst Tatters top tips fell 6 to 12th.
After just a week outside of the top 10, Luadjemba are back in it after an excellent week of 71 points.
Other noticable improvements up the table were from previous champs 2Infinity & beyond who move into a threatening 13th and by Neil Cryer. Dale Allstars (did you go on Saturday to the Cup game Neil?) clambered 9 places up the table after the bumper week 21.
Blessed are the cheesemakers continued their topsy-turvey season with a dramatic 74 and they rose 6 places to 18th.
Dismal life of Brian
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Defoe's golden XI charged out of the re-election zone for the first time in 2 months after a stonking week. Mark hit 62 points, by far his best effort of the season.
Only one 'f' in Forest also improved their luck after notching a season's best of 60 points. James are up two places to 43rd.
But there was more gloom for old pals Muddy & Rutts. Happy Hammers slip to 44nd after scoring 38 and Goonersmoan who fell into the drop zone for the first time after scoring 30. There's a certain amount of irony here isn't there? Surely it would be more realistic if it was Happy Gooners and Moany Hammers?
Anyway, Rutts not known for his smiley face, would have had it wiped off anyway as he sees his side drop from early title contenders - 4th in week 4 - to relegation fodder. But transfers have been made and we will wait and see if these were done out of desperation or by a cunning plan.
The week's worst score was 24 and this was credited to Woodys Warriors. The dream team of Baxter & Barrett are currently bickering over a failed transfer plan but in the meantime their team has fallen to 45th and the new prize of being the worst British team!
Defoe's golden XI charged out of the re-election zone for the first time in 2 months after a stonking week. Mark hit 62 points, by far his best effort of the season.
Only one 'f' in Forest also improved their luck after notching a season's best of 60 points. James are up two places to 43rd.
But there was more gloom for old pals Muddy & Rutts. Happy Hammers slip to 44nd after scoring 38 and Goonersmoan who fell into the drop zone for the first time after scoring 30. There's a certain amount of irony here isn't there? Surely it would be more realistic if it was Happy Gooners and Moany Hammers?
Anyway, Rutts not known for his smiley face, would have had it wiped off anyway as he sees his side drop from early title contenders - 4th in week 4 - to relegation fodder. But transfers have been made and we will wait and see if these were done out of desperation or by a cunning plan.
The week's worst score was 24 and this was credited to Woodys Warriors. The dream team of Baxter & Barrett are currently bickering over a failed transfer plan but in the meantime their team has fallen to 45th and the new prize of being the worst British team!
Monday, January 10, 2005
Ready's Benfleet Bet
Thank you to everyone who entered this season's competition. We had 27 entries, the results won't be in until after the replayed Burnley v Liverpool game on Monday 17th January.
Ready will be in charge of the marking. Any arguments take it up with him!
In the meantime, I am sure that Rob Munden was extremely disappointed to see that Leeds didn't quite knock the predicted 15 goals past Birmingham, whilst Martin Singleton will have been gutted that Luton & Brentford did not receive the bribe which would surely have assured the 9-9 draw!
Ready will be in charge of the marking. Any arguments take it up with him!
In the meantime, I am sure that Rob Munden was extremely disappointed to see that Leeds didn't quite knock the predicted 15 goals past Birmingham, whilst Martin Singleton will have been gutted that Luton & Brentford did not receive the bribe which would surely have assured the 9-9 draw!
The Road to Cardiff - Ding Donged
For 50 minutes little Yeading held out against the famous black & white stripes but eventually two 2nd half goals saw Newcastle United win through against their amateur opposition and Heppers not to mention the other Northern monkeys that I know, Stimpson & Peart let out a huge sigh of relief.
Despite a difference of 123 league places and six divisions, Yeading showed scant respect for their Premiership opponents and in the opening exchanges were determined to test out Newcastle's new £8m signing Jean-Alain Boumsoung. The Frenchman twice conceded free-kicks in dangerous positions and from the second for a foul on Errol Telemaque, Newcastle's defence was flat-footed as Emond Protain rose highest to head over.
As expected the Geordies tried to wear out The Ding with some fast and neat passing letting the plasterers and painters do all the running around but it was Ding who had one of the best chances before the break when David Clarke curled a free-kick around the wall and it needed a full-length save from Harper to keep it out.
Mind you, before that Bellamy had rattled the crossbar and Delroy Preddie produced a brilliant fingertip save from Jermain Jenas' piledriver.
After the break Clarke curled another free kick wide from 22 yards but five minutes into the second half, the sighs of relief were audible from the travelling Magpies - who probably made up half of the attendance - as Newcastle took the lead.
Ameobi's pass found Bellamy scuttling into the inside-right channel and he placed the ball across goal to provide BOWYER with the simplest of tap-ins.
AMOEBI gave Newcastle some breathing space just after the hour when he got ahead of his marker to plant a firm header past Preddie to make it 2-0.
After that Newcastle attacked in waves as the part-timers tired, but they refused to fold and showed determination and spirit to deny Newcastle.
Yeading were denied a deserved consolation when Harper went full-length to palm away Darti Brown's fierce shot.
Newcastle boss Souness said afterwards "Until we scored the second goal we were always holding our breath. As long as it was 1-0 they were in the game, and we must have missed half a dozen gilt-edged chances."
Yeading manager 'Drax' Hippolyte said: "After my kids being born this was the second proudest day of my life."
So, The Geordies take over the mantle as N&R's team on The Road to Cardiff and they will play managerless Coventry in the next round.
Yeading team: Preddie, Nevin Saroya, Marc Leach, Stanley,Barima (Behzadi 74), Haule, Darti Brown, Clarke,Protain (Woodruffe 78), Telemaque (Quamina 84), DJ Campbell.
Subs Not Used: Newby, Kleboe
MoW: David Clarke
Attendance: 10,824
4th Round FA Cup Draw
Derby v Watford or Fulham
Man Utd or Exeter v Middlesbrough
Cardiff or Blackburn v Colchester
Chelsea v Birmingham
West Ham v Sheff Utd
Oldham v Bolton
Arsenal v Wolverhampton
Everton v Sunderland
Nottm Forest v Peterborough
Brentford v Hartlepool or Boston
Reading or Swansea v Leicester or Blackpool
Burnley or Liverpool v Bournemouth
Southampton v Portsmouth
West Brom v Tottenham
Newcastle v Coventry
Charlton v Yeovil
Ties will be played on the weekend of 29 and 30 January.
Man Utd or Exeter v Middlesbrough
Cardiff or Blackburn v Colchester
Chelsea v Birmingham
West Ham v Sheff Utd
Oldham v Bolton
Arsenal v Wolverhampton
Everton v Sunderland
Nottm Forest v Peterborough
Brentford v Hartlepool or Boston
Reading or Swansea v Leicester or Blackpool
Burnley or Liverpool v Bournemouth
Southampton v Portsmouth
West Brom v Tottenham
Newcastle v Coventry
Charlton v Yeovil
Ties will be played on the weekend of 29 and 30 January.
Thursday, January 06, 2005
Ready's Benfleet Bet - Last Chance
The deadline is Friday 6th January at 6pm (BST) or 12 noon (CST).
Last chance to get your bet in, it's free remember. Thanks to all of those that have so far entered.
Any problems email me on simon_newport@ars.aon.com or call me on 001 312 381 4382.
Nobs
Last chance to get your bet in, it's free remember. Thanks to all of those that have so far entered.
Any problems email me on simon_newport@ars.aon.com or call me on 001 312 381 4382.
Nobs
Yeading FC - who are ya?
It is no surprise to find out that Yeading's team consists of the preverbial painter, decorator and delivery driver. However for this week they are all superstars with television camera's appearing at their training ground and BBC cameras will show their match against Newcastle United live on Sunday. Kick off is 1.45pm.
The likeable manager Johnson "Drax" Hippolyte whose full-time job involves making marble kitchen worktops, has become a bit of a star but since he took over at The Warren in 2001 he has had quite a lot of success. After saving them from relegation in 2001, Yeading beat Canvey Island to win the Bryco Cup in 2003 and last year Johnson's side won the Ryman League Division One North.
This season they are pissing the Ryman Premier League and have only lost twice in 19 games. Money from the game at Loftus Road will enable Yeading to improve their stadium at The Warren and allow them to step up to the Nationwide Conference South next season.
Here is a look at some of their best players:
Dudley 'DJ' Campbell - started out as a pro at Aston Villa, then QPR but has slowly made his way down the football ladder however the striker has really caught the eye during their Cup run. Last season he won the Isthmian First Division Golden Boot after scoring 36 goals and is already close to the 30-goal mark for this season.
Marc Leach - Impressive defender who played many league games for Wycombe Wanderers.
Emond Protain - First name on the teamsheet. Came to the Ding via Harrow Borough and Wembley (presumably by bus!)
David Clarke - Club captain. Started his career with Notts County, current player of the year.
The chances of The Ding winning are slim if not anorexic but Magpies manager Graeme Souness has already stated that he is worried and it looks like Shearer, Bellamy and Kluivert will all be missing. Come on, it's got to be worth a fiver at 28/1 hasn't it?
Former Spurs hero Steve Perryman is vice-president of Yeading (great article). His brother Bill is their commercial manager. It's a big weekend for Steve as he is also Exeter's (unpaid) Director of Football
There are no excuses, get you arses in front of the box on Sunday and cheer The Ding to victory. I plan too.
The Road to Cardiff until now
10 games, 8 rounds of competition and 6 teams brings us to the FA Cup 3rd Round day - one of the most awaited afternoons of the football season, well unless you are a Charlton fan!
This is the journey so far which stops at Loftus Road on Sunday to see little Yeading take on 6 times winners Newcastle United.
3rd R Yeading v Newcastle
Held at Loftus Road
2nd R Slough Town 1, Yeading 3
Scorer: Harris
Attendance: 2,418
1st R Slough Town 2, Walsall 1
Scorers: Hodges, Harris
Attendance: 2,023
4th QR Slough Town 3, Salisbury City 2
Scorers: Matthews, Wallace
Attendance: 1,195
3rd QR Weston-Super-Mare 1, Salisbury City 3
Scorers: Davis (2), Matthews.
Attendance: 543
2nd QR Replay Frome Town 0, Salisbury City 3
Attendance: 665
2nd QR Salisbury City 1, Frome Town 1
Scorer: Salter.
Attendance: 636
1st QR Replay Backwell United 1, Frome Town 3
Scorer: Bloomfield.
Attendance: 90 (played at Clevedon Town FC)
1st QR Frome Town 2, Backwell United 2
Scorers: Hewitt, Bryne.
Attendance: 191
Prelim Round Backwell United 2, Bridgewater Town 1
Attendance: 83
Extra Prelim Round Backwell United 3, Odd Down 2
Scorers: Quoi, Tilley.
Attendance: 26
This is the journey so far which stops at Loftus Road on Sunday to see little Yeading take on 6 times winners Newcastle United.
3rd R Yeading v Newcastle
Held at Loftus Road
2nd R Slough Town 1, Yeading 3
Scorer: Harris
Attendance: 2,418
1st R Slough Town 2, Walsall 1
Scorers: Hodges, Harris
Attendance: 2,023
4th QR Slough Town 3, Salisbury City 2
Scorers: Matthews, Wallace
Attendance: 1,195
3rd QR Weston-Super-Mare 1, Salisbury City 3
Scorers: Davis (2), Matthews.
Attendance: 543
2nd QR Replay Frome Town 0, Salisbury City 3
Attendance: 665
2nd QR Salisbury City 1, Frome Town 1
Scorer: Salter.
Attendance: 636
1st QR Replay Backwell United 1, Frome Town 3
Scorer: Bloomfield.
Attendance: 90 (played at Clevedon Town FC)
1st QR Frome Town 2, Backwell United 2
Scorers: Hewitt, Bryne.
Attendance: 191
Prelim Round Backwell United 2, Bridgewater Town 1
Attendance: 83
Extra Prelim Round Backwell United 3, Odd Down 2
Scorers: Quoi, Tilley.
Attendance: 26
Wednesday, January 05, 2005
Yid, doh, doh, doh!
Courtesy of Rob Beere who has contacts at the FA:
An FA spokesman after the game absolved the linesman of any responsibility for the apparently mistaken decision not to award a goal to Spurs after a shot from the halfway line crossed the goal line by at least a metre.
"The shot came in from an unusual distance and as such caught the linesman out of position forcing him to race back towards the goal as the play developed", explained the spokesman, "As he ran, the United scarf he was wearing under his shirt came loose and fluttered up into
his face obscuring his view and preventing him from making the call. It was just one of those things."
In response to further questions from the Press the spokesman explained "If they don't already have a United tattoo most officials on game day try to wear a scarf or a replica shirt under their regulation kit to show their support for the worlds greatest club. The linesman in this
case had chosen to wear a United scarf, a common choice that is in keeping with FA guidelines."
"The root cause of the problem lies not with the linesman but with the players and management of Tottenham Hotspur Football Club who broke one the most important unwritten rules of the English FA: They placed a shot on target at Old Trafford. Martin Jol is new to this country and perhaps he s not yet familiar with some of our finer traditions. Fortunately if he doesn't yet understand that for the greater good of the game visiting teams, by tradition, are not expected to try to score at Old Trafford then our officials are in a position to help Mr Jol make that cultural adjustment."
Chuckling to himself the FA spokesman added "The goal had to be disallowed to avoid us descending down a slippery slope that would be bad for the national game. It's a fine line the officials have to walk. If they award a goal this week, next week someone might expect a penalty or ask that Van Nistleroy be booked for diving. Can you imagine? That would just never do. No no no. Shocking, just the thought of it."
Tuesday, January 04, 2005
Letters page
I get a lot of emails from managers - which is nice. No bastard ever uses the comments section on the web page which is what is supposed to happen but ho hum.
Here are a couple received today:
Simon,
Happy New Year and Merry Christmas.
After a complete hammering in the press it is time for further changes to Defoe's Golden XI. It is unfortunate that Defoe's Golden XI hasn't experienced a turnaround in fortunes similar to that of my beloved Tottenham Hotspur. Although with the transfer window now open it gives me a chance to hack out the injury prone old duffers and replace them with an equally poor bunch of losers in a desperate effort to reach my target of one above the re-election zone, which would be quite an accomplishment without any Gooners.
Mark Dewberry.
Mark - did you read at the weekend about Jermain Defoe dumping his agents SFX? Yes, he wants more money and a "bigger team". He has been at Tottenham (finished eight places below Charlton) for a year after dumping West Ham for a "bigger team", five years after he dumped Charlton for a "bigger team" (West Ham, relegated 2003). Judas-ism is alive and well in the Jewish stronghold of North London I see? Nobs
Here are a couple received today:
Simon,
Happy New Year and Merry Christmas.
After a complete hammering in the press it is time for further changes to Defoe's Golden XI. It is unfortunate that Defoe's Golden XI hasn't experienced a turnaround in fortunes similar to that of my beloved Tottenham Hotspur. Although with the transfer window now open it gives me a chance to hack out the injury prone old duffers and replace them with an equally poor bunch of losers in a desperate effort to reach my target of one above the re-election zone, which would be quite an accomplishment without any Gooners.
Mark Dewberry.
Mark - did you read at the weekend about Jermain Defoe dumping his agents SFX? Yes, he wants more money and a "bigger team". He has been at Tottenham (finished eight places below Charlton) for a year after dumping West Ham for a "bigger team", five years after he dumped Charlton for a "bigger team" (West Ham, relegated 2003). Judas-ism is alive and well in the Jewish stronghold of North London I see? Nobs
Dear Nobster
Young, not anymore 28 this year.... shocking!! Oh yeah I'm still pushing me chest out..... cheeky!!! Soozie Syrett
Right lads, get around to Apex Re and give me a status report. Nobs
Monday, January 03, 2005
Ready's Benfleet Bet reminder
Roll up, roll up. Less than one week to go to enter Ready's Benfleet Bet. If you haven't got your FA Cup 3rd Round Predictions to me yet, please get your finger out.
Please email your entry by no later than 6pm BST (12noon CST) on January 7th 2005. I will send the entry form out again on email shortly. You can also fax me entries to 001 312 381 6878.
Good luck. Any problems, call me on 001 312 381 4382.
Please email your entry by no later than 6pm BST (12noon CST) on January 7th 2005. I will send the entry form out again on email shortly. You can also fax me entries to 001 312 381 6878.
Good luck. Any problems, call me on 001 312 381 4382.
Fantasy League entry payment details
I know quite a few of you have asked about bank details to pay in your outstanding entry money and to be honest I have been meaning to do this for ages but haven't got round to it.
There will be 2 ways to pay me. One is to give either a cheque made out to me or the cash to Lee Baughan and secondly it is by popping into a Woolwich branch with 25 nicker giving them these details:
Bank - Woolwich
Account No. - 34342738
Sort Code - 10 80 12
Reference - L965427555Z
Name of Account - Simon Newport (Fantasy)
Many thanks. I will repeat this in an email to my list of debtors. I would appreciate payment as quick as possible as a lot is outstanding.
There will be 2 ways to pay me. One is to give either a cheque made out to me or the cash to Lee Baughan and secondly it is by popping into a Woolwich branch with 25 nicker giving them these details:
Bank - Woolwich
Account No. - 34342738
Sort Code - 10 80 12
Reference - L965427555Z
Name of Account - Simon Newport (Fantasy)
Many thanks. I will repeat this in an email to my list of debtors. I would appreciate payment as quick as possible as a lot is outstanding.
No Sweat
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Lee Baughan's Rose was ruined by a ladyboy claimed the week 20 MoW award of 5 quid after ramming in a top weekly score of 64 points - by far and away his season's best score. The Sweatster moved upto a nose bleed inducing 11th place in process.
Blessed are the Cheesemakers are in 24th after hitting 62 points the same as Lord Harris who left the AIG with a bang (actually a bit of a knee trembler - I trust Catherine and Karen have their alibi's ready?) . Roffey's rejects climb away from danger to 35th.
Ping Pong are yo-yo'ing up and down the table. This week it was upward as Suzie stuck her chest out (....hold that thought) and whacked in 60 points to move back into the prize spots. Let's all the beat the Gooners are on a role. 56 points for Mark who is now in a season high of 5th.
Moulster's Molesters deserve a mention as Shaun scored 53 points and rose 4 places and 2Infinity & beyond continued their steady improvement notching 47.
Good scores also for Tom Finney's splash (46), Glasgow kiss (45) and Jonny on my shoulder (51).
The weeks poorest score's were from Beer Monster's who collapsed 7 places to 21st after scoring 19 and Happy Hammers who hit a point less.
Lee Baughan's Rose was ruined by a ladyboy claimed the week 20 MoW award of 5 quid after ramming in a top weekly score of 64 points - by far and away his season's best score. The Sweatster moved upto a nose bleed inducing 11th place in process.
Blessed are the Cheesemakers are in 24th after hitting 62 points the same as Lord Harris who left the AIG with a bang (actually a bit of a knee trembler - I trust Catherine and Karen have their alibi's ready?) . Roffey's rejects climb away from danger to 35th.
Ping Pong are yo-yo'ing up and down the table. This week it was upward as Suzie stuck her chest out (....hold that thought) and whacked in 60 points to move back into the prize spots. Let's all the beat the Gooners are on a role. 56 points for Mark who is now in a season high of 5th.
Moulster's Molesters deserve a mention as Shaun scored 53 points and rose 4 places and 2Infinity & beyond continued their steady improvement notching 47.
Good scores also for Tom Finney's splash (46), Glasgow kiss (45) and Jonny on my shoulder (51).
The weeks poorest score's were from Beer Monster's who collapsed 7 places to 21st after scoring 19 and Happy Hammers who hit a point less.
Ginger back in 2nd
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A 60 point gain brought Pete Doyle's Ginger (not so) Athletic back into 2nd place above West Ham 4 West Germany 2 in week 20. Ben didn't have a bad week mind, he still scored 49.
Wenners Wannabe's struggled through last week and scored 39, so are now only leading by a 5 point margin. 7 points seperate the top 3, then there is a 50 point gap to 4th, Back Home.
But then only 14 points seperate 4th and 10th - oh, its very exciting isn't it? I said, isn't it?
Lets all beat the Gooners rise to 5th, Tatters top tips fell 2 places to 6th, whilst Ping Pong Yo-Yo are in 7th alongside Keep the faith. Lamb to the slaughter and Jonny on my shoulder swap places in the top 10.
Finally a mention of Luadjemba. The only manager to have been in the top 10 all season finds himself in 12th at the turn of the year after a very disappointing, although by no means crap weekly score of 37.
A 60 point gain brought Pete Doyle's Ginger (not so) Athletic back into 2nd place above West Ham 4 West Germany 2 in week 20. Ben didn't have a bad week mind, he still scored 49.
Wenners Wannabe's struggled through last week and scored 39, so are now only leading by a 5 point margin. 7 points seperate the top 3, then there is a 50 point gap to 4th, Back Home.
But then only 14 points seperate 4th and 10th - oh, its very exciting isn't it? I said, isn't it?
Lets all beat the Gooners rise to 5th, Tatters top tips fell 2 places to 6th, whilst Ping Pong Yo-Yo are in 7th alongside Keep the faith. Lamb to the slaughter and Jonny on my shoulder swap places in the top 10.
Finally a mention of Luadjemba. The only manager to have been in the top 10 all season finds himself in 12th at the turn of the year after a very disappointing, although by no means crap weekly score of 37.
Defoe's golden shower
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As Judas Defoe prepares himself for a transfer window move, his lover Mark Dewberry sank further into the re-election mire after Week 20. Defoe's golden XI were a shower (geddit?) last week scoring a miserly 28 points in what was a very high scoring 7 days.
Mark slips to 44th, overtaken by Woody's Warriors who scored 32. Out of the bottom 6 go Californication after a stirring 44 points and in come Happy Hammers.
Three managers all rather ominously fell places towards the drop zone. Can I get a waistcoat, who had previously been on good form scored 23 and slipped 5 places. Herecomethewildebeests mustered only 22 and are now in 40th, (and by the way Tone, Ready is catching you up in the looks stakes. I would get back on the sunbed if I were you?) a place ahead of Goonersmoan who looking reet re-election fodder if you ask me.
As Judas Defoe prepares himself for a transfer window move, his lover Mark Dewberry sank further into the re-election mire after Week 20. Defoe's golden XI were a shower (geddit?) last week scoring a miserly 28 points in what was a very high scoring 7 days.
Mark slips to 44th, overtaken by Woody's Warriors who scored 32. Out of the bottom 6 go Californication after a stirring 44 points and in come Happy Hammers.
Three managers all rather ominously fell places towards the drop zone. Can I get a waistcoat, who had previously been on good form scored 23 and slipped 5 places. Herecomethewildebeests mustered only 22 and are now in 40th, (and by the way Tone, Ready is catching you up in the looks stakes. I would get back on the sunbed if I were you?) a place ahead of Goonersmoan who looking reet re-election fodder if you ask me.
Team Challenge - XLRe hot on heels of Marsh
In the turn of the year Team Challenge Trophy table, Marsh are still out in front with an impressive average score of 690 but closing them down are the boys from XLRe. Fortunately not hampered by Barrett's uselessness (he is joint manager with RSA's Alex Baxter) they moved up the table 5 places.
Talking of RSA due to their recent transfer deadline signings of Greg Harris from AIG and Lee Day from Allianz the boys from Leadenhall Street have joined the fold. In fact AIG were probably glad to get rid of the posh bloke for FL reason's only you understand as he was their worst performer.
AIG stay 5th behind Aon's Fac team and their London Casualty team who both dropped a place. RSA join the table in 6th.
At the bottom the rest of you lot are still being held up by the mighty Aon Chicago outfit of me, Tim and Brian.
A full table will be sent out with the Week 20 scores.
Talking of RSA due to their recent transfer deadline signings of Greg Harris from AIG and Lee Day from Allianz the boys from Leadenhall Street have joined the fold. In fact AIG were probably glad to get rid of the posh bloke for FL reason's only you understand as he was their worst performer.
AIG stay 5th behind Aon's Fac team and their London Casualty team who both dropped a place. RSA join the table in 6th.
At the bottom the rest of you lot are still being held up by the mighty Aon Chicago outfit of me, Tim and Brian.
A full table will be sent out with the Week 20 scores.
Sunday, January 02, 2005
Just a thought....
Some New Year's announcements:
Lee Day starts work at RSA in the next couple of days after his departure from Allianz and enforced gardening leave, which included a long weekend here in Chicago learning from Gumbsy how to hold girls hands. Good luck Lee.
His old oppo Greg Harris also joins RSA from AIG, so instead of being made to drink Stella by Cryer, he will now be made to drink Stella by Lee Day and Gary Long. At least young Gregory will eat though, probably about four chickens a day! Good luck Greg.
There is no truth in the rumour however that Danny Rose has started writing a Thai Brothel scheme in Lloyds even though he did extensively survey each and every location in Koh Samui recently.
Lee Day starts work at RSA in the next couple of days after his departure from Allianz and enforced gardening leave, which included a long weekend here in Chicago learning from Gumbsy how to hold girls hands. Good luck Lee.
His old oppo Greg Harris also joins RSA from AIG, so instead of being made to drink Stella by Cryer, he will now be made to drink Stella by Lee Day and Gary Long. At least young Gregory will eat though, probably about four chickens a day! Good luck Greg.
There is no truth in the rumour however that Danny Rose has started writing a Thai Brothel scheme in Lloyds even though he did extensively survey each and every location in Koh Samui recently.
Friday, December 31, 2004
Happy New Year
Nobby & Ready would like to wish all of our friends in the N&R FL a Happy and prosperous New Year. I will raise a glass to you here in Chicago at midnight (6am London time) and Keith will do the same although this year he is a bit closer to the Meridien Line.
All the best to you and yours.
Love Nobby & Ready.
ps. If you're staying in tonight or you are reading this on Tuesday and are bored, you might enjoy this.
All the best to you and yours.
Love Nobby & Ready.
ps. If you're staying in tonight or you are reading this on Tuesday and are bored, you might enjoy this.
Footballers donate to disaster fund
I can't stop watching CNN's coverage of the tsunami, it's like a drug. My eyes just wide open at the images before me, my head empty. Last night I was out for dinner with some friends and one of the girls raised her glass to remember the dead and missing but it's not enough is it?
Helplessness is what I feel, although the following wise words from New York Addick have made me see things clearer "whilst it puts our passion for football in its proper perspective, it also illustrates the shortness of life and the importance of celebrating its wonder since it can be wiped out so tragically. If something as ultimately as pointless as football can help us do so, we shouldn't feel guilty about it."
It is heartwarming to see that Charlton have doubled the £50,000 donation pledged by Premiership clubs. "I think a lot of people feel helpless, but by contributing to the disaster relief fund everyone can play their part in saving further lives and helping the region to recover. That's certainly what we feel at Charlton, and that is what has prompted the further donation by the directors, players and staff." said Matt Holland today.
Players at Man U, Man City, Everton and even Dwight Yorke have also further contributed.
Sportsmen and women in the world of tennis and cricket have also been contributing. Swedish tennis player Jonas Bjorkman, along with his doubles partner Mahesh Bhupathi are donating their earnings from next week's Indian Open. Sweden, whose people are great travellers and can be found all over the Far East have lost as many as 1,000 nationals in the disaster.
Tuesday, December 28, 2004
Ready's Benfleet Bet
It's that time of year again when the mighty (Rochdale) play the underdogs (Charlton) in the world's best cup competition. For our American viewers, it is only known as the worlds best competition but the winners do not actually become the world champions as that would be silly and require every football team in the world to take part and not just those from England!
As you are well aware we started the Road to Cardiff back in August with Odd Down FC and 8 rounds later we're still supporting a non-league team in the form of Yeading - more on their Cup tie with Newcastle nearer to the big day.
So, those old hands - and we have a number of previous winners amongst us - know that Ready sets the rules, it is free to enter but the competition is only open to N&R FL manager's. The prize fund is £25 (about $4m by the current exchange rate).
All you have to do is email your entry by no later than 6pm BST (12noon CST) on January 7th 2005. The entry forms will be emailed to you shortly. You can also fax me entries to 001 312 381 6878.
The rules will be included within the entry form but I will repeat them again here. Remember Ready's decision is final.
Scoring Points
1 point home win
2 points away win
3 points draw
3 points correct score
1 additional point per goal in a game where the score has been correctly predicted and there are 5 goals or more during the game.
The rules
No more than 11 draws allowed
No more than 6 identical scores, i.e. 2-1, 1-1 etc. Please note that 1-2 counts as a different score to 2-1
10 points deducted for each breach of rule.
May the best man or woman win. Any problems call me on 001 312 381 4382.
As you are well aware we started the Road to Cardiff back in August with Odd Down FC and 8 rounds later we're still supporting a non-league team in the form of Yeading - more on their Cup tie with Newcastle nearer to the big day.
So, those old hands - and we have a number of previous winners amongst us - know that Ready sets the rules, it is free to enter but the competition is only open to N&R FL manager's. The prize fund is £25 (about $4m by the current exchange rate).
All you have to do is email your entry by no later than 6pm BST (12noon CST) on January 7th 2005. The entry forms will be emailed to you shortly. You can also fax me entries to 001 312 381 6878.
The rules will be included within the entry form but I will repeat them again here. Remember Ready's decision is final.
Scoring Points
1 point home win
2 points away win
3 points draw
3 points correct score
1 additional point per goal in a game where the score has been correctly predicted and there are 5 goals or more during the game.
The rules
No more than 11 draws allowed
No more than 6 identical scores, i.e. 2-1, 1-1 etc. Please note that 1-2 counts as a different score to 2-1
10 points deducted for each breach of rule.
May the best man or woman win. Any problems call me on 001 312 381 4382.
Shock, horror! Ready names his team
After 19 week's Ready has finally blessed us with a team name. And after all this what wonderfully cryptic and humourous title has he bestowed on the league? Hannoi Utd. Erm, yep, apparently it's an anagram of something or other. Maybe young girl suck my dick? nah, too many g's.
Pre-Christmas shake up
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There was a real shake up in the league table following week 19's results. Ginger (not so) Athletic slipped to 3rd, overtaken by West Ham 4 West Germany 2. Wenners Wannabes increased their lead to a massive 17 points. Tatters top tips and Back home both gained ground on the leaders with Luadjemba slipping to 7th.
The week's biggest story involved Keep the faith and Jonny on my shoulder who both hit the top 10, Rob for the first time this season after scoring 59 points. Ping Pong Yo-Yo, Sweaty did shag ladyboys, You got more toes and Beer Monsters all fell back after recent impressive performances.
The week's best score came from Filthy Love who smacked 61 points and clambered 9 places to 17th a place behind Rose was ruined by a ladyboy who hit 60. Someone other than Arse of Man U and 2Infinity & Beyond are close on their heels. Barry having another fine week scoring 58.
The biggest faller was Galacticos FC who slumped to their lowest position of the season, 20th. Robbos on top and Dale Allstars didn't do too much better dropping 7 to 22nd and 23rd respectively.
The bottom half of the table saw Ready's TBA for the first time this season after he managed his worst score so far on his homecoming (14) but we saw further climbs from both Can I get a waistcoat and the Elephant man(ager) who goes into the Christmas games above their old rivals Better than 2nd.
In the re-election battle Happy Hammers leave the drop zone, replaced by Californication. Defoe's golden XI got their best score (41) in 14 weeks to jump 2 places whilst Only one 'f' in Forest crashed to 3rd from bottom above the two Yankies, Cheeky Americans and Idiots guide to soccer.
All this and the Christmas and New Year games to come which normally produce big scores and some even bigger stories.
There was a real shake up in the league table following week 19's results. Ginger (not so) Athletic slipped to 3rd, overtaken by West Ham 4 West Germany 2. Wenners Wannabes increased their lead to a massive 17 points. Tatters top tips and Back home both gained ground on the leaders with Luadjemba slipping to 7th.
The week's biggest story involved Keep the faith and Jonny on my shoulder who both hit the top 10, Rob for the first time this season after scoring 59 points. Ping Pong Yo-Yo, Sweaty did shag ladyboys, You got more toes and Beer Monsters all fell back after recent impressive performances.
The week's best score came from Filthy Love who smacked 61 points and clambered 9 places to 17th a place behind Rose was ruined by a ladyboy who hit 60. Someone other than Arse of Man U and 2Infinity & Beyond are close on their heels. Barry having another fine week scoring 58.
The biggest faller was Galacticos FC who slumped to their lowest position of the season, 20th. Robbos on top and Dale Allstars didn't do too much better dropping 7 to 22nd and 23rd respectively.
The bottom half of the table saw Ready's TBA for the first time this season after he managed his worst score so far on his homecoming (14) but we saw further climbs from both Can I get a waistcoat and the Elephant man(ager) who goes into the Christmas games above their old rivals Better than 2nd.
In the re-election battle Happy Hammers leave the drop zone, replaced by Californication. Defoe's golden XI got their best score (41) in 14 weeks to jump 2 places whilst Only one 'f' in Forest crashed to 3rd from bottom above the two Yankies, Cheeky Americans and Idiots guide to soccer.
All this and the Christmas and New Year games to come which normally produce big scores and some even bigger stories.
Monday, December 27, 2004
My kinda town
It was great to see so many of you in the Jumbo last Monday. Ready was looking swell (or less swell) and I am sure you will join me in hoping that all of his pals out in Thailand are fine following yesterday's awful news.
I had a fun packed week at home and it was nice to have an extended stay to see as many people as possible. Christmas was quiet with my Mum, Dad and brother and it was a right pain in the arse having to drive back to Heathrow Boxing Day lunchtime whilst my brother was sitting in front of the Eastenders Omnibus drinking beer and eating cheese snips!
Boxing Day is another tradition that the Yanks have no concept of, they just get the one day of work which is Christmas Day (so the Friday this year) and are back at work today (Monday). Bag of shite really but a chance to get some crap sorted out, drink more beer and maybe get time to place my end of year renewal!
Hope you British boys and girls had wonderful Christmas' and Brian & Tim, when we going for a beer?
I had a fun packed week at home and it was nice to have an extended stay to see as many people as possible. Christmas was quiet with my Mum, Dad and brother and it was a right pain in the arse having to drive back to Heathrow Boxing Day lunchtime whilst my brother was sitting in front of the Eastenders Omnibus drinking beer and eating cheese snips!
Boxing Day is another tradition that the Yanks have no concept of, they just get the one day of work which is Christmas Day (so the Friday this year) and are back at work today (Monday). Bag of shite really but a chance to get some crap sorted out, drink more beer and maybe get time to place my end of year renewal!
Hope you British boys and girls had wonderful Christmas' and Brian & Tim, when we going for a beer?
Who, which, why? - Brian Dougal
Brian Dougal is next up in the hot seat. Now, 44 of you don't know Brian and I have to tell you he ain't a bad bloke really, he's a streaky piece of piss but as Lee Day will contest to, an alright geezer. Trouble is if you read his Who, which, why? you would have thought he is a right sap, so therefore I have added some comments to translate what he is trying to say in an unfunny completely American way.
Amongst other poop he talks about the virtues of being in Gary Glitter's gang, his love of Page 3 and gives us a lesson in spelling.
The full entry will be sent via email. For those of you who have yet to send me your questionnaire please consider avoiding the pub one lunchtime and email them to me. Thank you.
Amongst other poop he talks about the virtues of being in Gary Glitter's gang, his love of Page 3 and gives us a lesson in spelling.
The full entry will be sent via email. For those of you who have yet to send me your questionnaire please consider avoiding the pub one lunchtime and email them to me. Thank you.
Top Mark
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Mark Wenman, who has not had the best of Christmas', will be cheered by the fact that in week 18 he reached the summit of the N&R FL after taking advantage of a shaky week from Ginger (not so) Athletic. Wenners Wannabe's scored 28 points, 5 more than Doyley thus putting him top of the pile.
In fact no manager in the top 7 managed to get a score in one of the weeks best 10. West Ham 4 West Germany 2 stay 3rd after scoring 27 points and Luadjemba stay 5th after notching 20. 5th and 6th places - Tatters top tips (30) and Lets all beat the Gooners (29) - were also unchanged but Ping Pong Yo-Yo are up to 7th.
Down at the bottom, there was similar tauper as only Happy Hammers and Woody's Warriors swapped places. Idiots guide to soccer after picking up in the past fortnight (English to American translation - 2 weeks) had the weeks worst score of 7.
Mark Wenman, who has not had the best of Christmas', will be cheered by the fact that in week 18 he reached the summit of the N&R FL after taking advantage of a shaky week from Ginger (not so) Athletic. Wenners Wannabe's scored 28 points, 5 more than Doyley thus putting him top of the pile.
In fact no manager in the top 7 managed to get a score in one of the weeks best 10. West Ham 4 West Germany 2 stay 3rd after scoring 27 points and Luadjemba stay 5th after notching 20. 5th and 6th places - Tatters top tips (30) and Lets all beat the Gooners (29) - were also unchanged but Ping Pong Yo-Yo are up to 7th.
Down at the bottom, there was similar tauper as only Happy Hammers and Woody's Warriors swapped places. Idiots guide to soccer after picking up in the past fortnight (English to American translation - 2 weeks) had the weeks worst score of 7.
Martin still making a splash
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Martin Singleton collected his 2nd Manager of the Week fiver in 3 weeks as Tom Finney's Splash look to end the year in a prize chasing position. Martin has climbed 15 places in less than a month and rattled in a week's best score of 48 in week 18.
Barry Plummer is another geezer looking to get amongst the challengers in the 2nd half of the season. Last week's MoW was followed up with another 44 points to move 2Infinity & Beyond up a further 3 places to 25th.
Other good efforts in a low scoring week that ended on Dec 14th were achieved by Ping Pong Yo-Yo (35), Beer Monsters (34), Robbos on Top (33) and The Elephant Man(ager) who also hit 33 points.
Martin Singleton collected his 2nd Manager of the Week fiver in 3 weeks as Tom Finney's Splash look to end the year in a prize chasing position. Martin has climbed 15 places in less than a month and rattled in a week's best score of 48 in week 18.
Barry Plummer is another geezer looking to get amongst the challengers in the 2nd half of the season. Last week's MoW was followed up with another 44 points to move 2Infinity & Beyond up a further 3 places to 25th.
Other good efforts in a low scoring week that ended on Dec 14th were achieved by Ping Pong Yo-Yo (35), Beer Monsters (34), Robbos on Top (33) and The Elephant Man(ager) who also hit 33 points.
Tuesday, December 14, 2004
My kinda town
Chicago taxi drivers are the worst in the world. Admittadly I have not been in a taxi in every country in the world but I have spent a few quid on taxi's in my time.
Now I know I have been used to London cabs and one of my best mates is a black cab driver so I am biased but you can hail a cab and ask them to go to the smallest shittiest lane in the middle of West London and the cab driver will say, " Ok guv, jump in" and they will take you there. Simple as that. Ok, you might get a life story as well but the fact is they know where they are going.
Chicago cabbies do not have a fuckin Scoobies. One, they don't speak English. Not even American! Two, they ask you how to get to where you want to go. Three, they spend the whole time talking on their cell phones in a language you have never heard off. Four, the cars are shit heaps. Five, they drive like lunatics and are constantly pressing their horn and shouting abuse at other cars. Six, they normally get lost and ask you if you know where it is you want to go, "No, let me explain Mr Cab driver. I am an Insurance broker, you are a cabbie. You fucking tell me!". And Seven, they then want and expect a bloody tip.
The other day I had a raging row with a cabbie because he clearly didn't know where he was going. He took me miles out of my way and then started moaning that the roads were new. Well if you call 1871 - when the grid system was put into place after the Great Chicago Fire - new then I suppose you're right you useless twat.
Now I know I have been used to London cabs and one of my best mates is a black cab driver so I am biased but you can hail a cab and ask them to go to the smallest shittiest lane in the middle of West London and the cab driver will say, " Ok guv, jump in" and they will take you there. Simple as that. Ok, you might get a life story as well but the fact is they know where they are going.
Chicago cabbies do not have a fuckin Scoobies. One, they don't speak English. Not even American! Two, they ask you how to get to where you want to go. Three, they spend the whole time talking on their cell phones in a language you have never heard off. Four, the cars are shit heaps. Five, they drive like lunatics and are constantly pressing their horn and shouting abuse at other cars. Six, they normally get lost and ask you if you know where it is you want to go, "No, let me explain Mr Cab driver. I am an Insurance broker, you are a cabbie. You fucking tell me!". And Seven, they then want and expect a bloody tip.
The other day I had a raging row with a cabbie because he clearly didn't know where he was going. He took me miles out of my way and then started moaning that the roads were new. Well if you call 1871 - when the grid system was put into place after the Great Chicago Fire - new then I suppose you're right you useless twat.
Life's a beach. End of part 1.
Ready's near 2 year sojourn in Thailand comes to a sad end this week. The lovable pitt bull flies home on Thursday and will be back in London for the foreseeable future. No doubt he will be around the City catching up with old mates with plenty of stories to tell.
He has spent the last 10 days of his time holed up in a wooden hut with his young lady and her family (which includes about 4 sisters I am led to believe - fcuking lucky bastard eh?) in a small but beautiful place (get you minds out of the gutter) called Issan.
I don't have any contact details yet because he will need to get a new moby etc but Lee Baughan I am sure will be bugging him for money as soon as he lands and will know his whereabouts.
Yeading game chosen by BBC
Yeading will come to national prominence when their game against Newcastle United is shown live in BBC on Saturday 9th January. The game is now due to take place at QPR's Loftus Road after the FA agreed to move the tie from The Warren.
So there are no excuses, I want you all to get behind 'The Ding' in front of the box on what is the biggest day in their history. Ok Heppers, you are forgiven you can support Newcastle if you must!
So there are no excuses, I want you all to get behind 'The Ding' in front of the box on what is the biggest day in their history. Ok Heppers, you are forgiven you can support Newcastle if you must!
Sunday, December 12, 2004
Tartan army
For our Scottish viewers the SPL is almost exciting this season. Only a point separates Celtic & Rangers at the top of the table after 18 games and Rangers have the better goal difference with the wondefully named Nacho Novo and Dado Prso in the goals.
The season has also been noted for the improvement in the other sides. Aberdeen and Hibernian in particular are playing some good football. They met on Saturday and 10-man Hibs came out victors at a packed Easter Road to close the gap on the third-placed Aberdeen to four points.
Hibs are managed by ex Ipswich centre half Tony Mowbray and people are already talking about him becoming one of Britain's best young coaches.
At the bottom of the table it is very tight with just 3 points between the bottom 5 clubs.
For those of you interested Falkirk are way ahead at the top of Division 1, although the SPL has become a bit of a closed shop in recent years so calm yourselves down you Falkirk fanatics.
The season has also been noted for the improvement in the other sides. Aberdeen and Hibernian in particular are playing some good football. They met on Saturday and 10-man Hibs came out victors at a packed Easter Road to close the gap on the third-placed Aberdeen to four points.
Hibs are managed by ex Ipswich centre half Tony Mowbray and people are already talking about him becoming one of Britain's best young coaches.
At the bottom of the table it is very tight with just 3 points between the bottom 5 clubs.
For those of you interested Falkirk are way ahead at the top of Division 1, although the SPL has become a bit of a closed shop in recent years so calm yourselves down you Falkirk fanatics.
Just a thought....
Manager of the Week
It's not bad value for 25 quid is it? For those of you that have paid anyhow. Just look at the Manager of the Week awards. We have had 15 winners so far this season. Only Lee Day - who won it three times in the first six weeks has won it more than once. For a full list of winners see the 2nd page of the Latest Table.
Ready's Bangkok Bet
The 3rd Round of the FA Cup will soon be upon us and this is another chance to win some prize money. For those of you new to the N&R FL, basically we offer you a free bet to guess to score of each of the 3rd Round matches. Ready has a formula for working out the scoring and the manager with the most points wins 25 notes (or $ equivalent).
Ready of course will soon be back in sunny Benfleet so I suppose we will have to change the name to 'The Benfleet Bet' or something. Doesn't quite have the same ring (sic) does it?
We will release a list of the games with the entry form soon. Look out for it.
It's not bad value for 25 quid is it? For those of you that have paid anyhow. Just look at the Manager of the Week awards. We have had 15 winners so far this season. Only Lee Day - who won it three times in the first six weeks has won it more than once. For a full list of winners see the 2nd page of the Latest Table.
Ready's Bangkok Bet
The 3rd Round of the FA Cup will soon be upon us and this is another chance to win some prize money. For those of you new to the N&R FL, basically we offer you a free bet to guess to score of each of the 3rd Round matches. Ready has a formula for working out the scoring and the manager with the most points wins 25 notes (or $ equivalent).
Ready of course will soon be back in sunny Benfleet so I suppose we will have to change the name to 'The Benfleet Bet' or something. Doesn't quite have the same ring (sic) does it?
We will release a list of the games with the entry form soon. Look out for it.
Saturday, December 11, 2004
The Plumm-ing's now working
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Anyone remember Barry Plummer? The bloke who won the title in 2002/3, came 2nd in 2003/4 and has spent the first 16 weeks of 2004/5 in the bottom half of the table - even at one point reaching his lowest ever position. Well the Plummer is back! 2Infinity & beyond won the MoW award in week 17 by scoring 61 points and we wonder here at N&R HQ if this is the little acorn.
Another pre season Championship contender was Paul Kelleher. PK amongst other more lurid activities takes the FL quite seriously but Filthy Love have had a very slow and non descript first third of the campaign. However I see another acorn. Paul scored 59 and move 3 places up the table.
Who else? Oh yeah, Alan Oakley. A previous big prize winner has also been finding it tough this season but Better than 2nd managed their best score (54) since August and jump up a few places.
Other excellent week's were from teams we have come to expect it from. Ginger (not so) Athletic stretched their lead at the top of the table to 5 points after scoring 57. Wenners Wannabe's were 3 worse of with 54.
West Ham 4 West Germany 2 hit another 57 points to close the gap a little on the top 2.
Other teams worth a mention in week 17? Keep the faith hit 52 and climb 4 places and You got more toes had a long overdue good week getting the same score.
Anyone remember Barry Plummer? The bloke who won the title in 2002/3, came 2nd in 2003/4 and has spent the first 16 weeks of 2004/5 in the bottom half of the table - even at one point reaching his lowest ever position. Well the Plummer is back! 2Infinity & beyond won the MoW award in week 17 by scoring 61 points and we wonder here at N&R HQ if this is the little acorn.
Another pre season Championship contender was Paul Kelleher. PK amongst other more lurid activities takes the FL quite seriously but Filthy Love have had a very slow and non descript first third of the campaign. However I see another acorn. Paul scored 59 and move 3 places up the table.
Who else? Oh yeah, Alan Oakley. A previous big prize winner has also been finding it tough this season but Better than 2nd managed their best score (54) since August and jump up a few places.
Other excellent week's were from teams we have come to expect it from. Ginger (not so) Athletic stretched their lead at the top of the table to 5 points after scoring 57. Wenners Wannabe's were 3 worse of with 54.
West Ham 4 West Germany 2 hit another 57 points to close the gap a little on the top 2.
Other teams worth a mention in week 17? Keep the faith hit 52 and climb 4 places and You got more toes had a long overdue good week getting the same score.
6th Mark's the spot
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Lets all best the Gooners leapt like a salmon in week 17 to a season high 6th place. Mark who has only one week in the top 10 to show so far this season clattered a mighty 59 points whilst Tatters top tips are now in 5th after scoring 55.
Elsewhere in the top 10 Back home & Ping Pong Yo-Yo lost ground whilst Sweaty did shag shemales climbed to 8th. Lamb to the slaughter have reappeared in the pink zone after an absence of a week. Glenn scoring 53 points.
Liz Keiller has - to most people's surprise - spent all but 4 weeks in the top 10 this season. Make that 5 now as She fell over slumped to 24 points and dropped 6 places to 12th. One to watch is the inconsistent Neil Cryer. Dale Allstars hit 51 points to rise to 14th from 18th.
Lets all best the Gooners leapt like a salmon in week 17 to a season high 6th place. Mark who has only one week in the top 10 to show so far this season clattered a mighty 59 points whilst Tatters top tips are now in 5th after scoring 55.
Elsewhere in the top 10 Back home & Ping Pong Yo-Yo lost ground whilst Sweaty did shag shemales climbed to 8th. Lamb to the slaughter have reappeared in the pink zone after an absence of a week. Glenn scoring 53 points.
Liz Keiller has - to most people's surprise - spent all but 4 weeks in the top 10 this season. Make that 5 now as She fell over slumped to 24 points and dropped 6 places to 12th. One to watch is the inconsistent Neil Cryer. Dale Allstars hit 51 points to rise to 14th from 18th.
The Young Americans
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Brian Dougal and Tim Felbruegge are getting the hang of this game. In week 17 they both hit their best ever weekly score. Cheeky American's notching 50 points and Idiots guide to soccer 43. They both remain in the last two spots but have noticably caught the other stragglers up in the last couple of weeks. Tim is now only 15 points behind Defoe's golden XI - last week the difference was 34.
Brian & Tim will both have their eyes on Can I get a waistcoat, Tom Finney's splash and Herecomethewildebeestes who have all put runs together in recent weeks to move out of the danger zone. In fact Martin Singleton continued their excellent early winter form by hitting another 53 points to climb another 2 places whereas Tony Hepburn also hit a half century (51 to be precise) to move up to 37th.
Back in the bottom 6, Woody's Warriors get their first taste of a grey box next to their name as they struggled to score 20 points in week 17 and crucially slip 3 places. Both Happy Hammers and Defoe's golden XI lose ground but a big mover is Californication who are out of the re-election zone for the first time in 6 weeks after Chris scored his biggest total of the season so far - 55.
The week's biggest loser was Greg Harris. Greg who has probably more important things on his mind like writing the Queen's speech, hit a lowly 15 points. Roffey's Rejects fell 6 places down the league table.
Brian Dougal and Tim Felbruegge are getting the hang of this game. In week 17 they both hit their best ever weekly score. Cheeky American's notching 50 points and Idiots guide to soccer 43. They both remain in the last two spots but have noticably caught the other stragglers up in the last couple of weeks. Tim is now only 15 points behind Defoe's golden XI - last week the difference was 34.
Brian & Tim will both have their eyes on Can I get a waistcoat, Tom Finney's splash and Herecomethewildebeestes who have all put runs together in recent weeks to move out of the danger zone. In fact Martin Singleton continued their excellent early winter form by hitting another 53 points to climb another 2 places whereas Tony Hepburn also hit a half century (51 to be precise) to move up to 37th.
Back in the bottom 6, Woody's Warriors get their first taste of a grey box next to their name as they struggled to score 20 points in week 17 and crucially slip 3 places. Both Happy Hammers and Defoe's golden XI lose ground but a big mover is Californication who are out of the re-election zone for the first time in 6 weeks after Chris scored his biggest total of the season so far - 55.
The week's biggest loser was Greg Harris. Greg who has probably more important things on his mind like writing the Queen's speech, hit a lowly 15 points. Roffey's Rejects fell 6 places down the league table.
Friday, December 10, 2004
Yeading move game to QPR
What a shame that this marvellous ground will now not be used for the 3rd Round Cup game on January 9th. On Friday the FA agreed to switching Yeading's plum tie to QPR's Loftus Road for safety reasons (more) The Ding's ground, The Warren also only holds 3,500, so Loftus Road which holds almost 20,000 will allow a lot more people to see the game.
Meantime our boys have Newcastle manager Graeme Souness worried about the 3rd Round clash. After the draw Souness said: "I don't even know where Yeading is and, while I have contacts in football throughout the world, I must admit I have nothing on them."
Newcastle suffered a famous FA Cup exit at the hands of non-league Hereford in 1972 and were taken to a replay by Conference side Stevenage Borough in 1998 and Souness clearly worried went onto say: "It's a famous draw for them getting Newcastle United at home, but, while it's obviously a potential banana skin, we don't want to make them even more famous."
Wednesday, December 08, 2004
Road to Cardiff - Our new boys Yeading to face Geordies in 3rd Round
Not even David Brent - The Office was based in Slough - could inspire Slough Town to the 3rd Round of FA Cup and a wonderful home tie against Newcastle United. They were beaten by Ryman Premier League leaders Yeading FC last Saturday and it is now 'The Ding' (that is honestly their nickname) who we now follow on The Road to Cardiff.
It all started so well for Sluff too. GLEN HARRIS stepping up coolly to send Delroy Preddie the wrong way from the spot after just 3 minutes. Yeading gradually began to dominate the match after early Slough pressure, and had a chance to equalise when Darti Brown headed straight at goalkeeper Shaun Allaway.
The pressure was growing on the Slough goal and it was no real surprise when Yeading found themselves back on level terms on 27 minutes. A cross from Alex Stanley was headed on by Davis Haule. His header hit the bar as did DUDLEY CAMPBELL's shot from the rebound, but it was the same player who was on hand to finally poke home the equaliser.
This momentarily woke the Rebels up and they came close on two occasions in quick succession - with Harris & Murphy going close.
In the early knockings of the 2nd half Slough had a chance when captain Daly's corner was blocked by his own player. That was as good as it got for Slough as Yeading again dominated the remainder of the half. They took the lead on 52 minutes when the prolific CAMPBELL pounced to score from close range after a cross by Haule on the right.
Yeading, now buoyant after their goal had another chance soon after when former Hayes striker Errol Telemaque turned in the penalty area only to see his shot beaten away by Allaway for a corner. From the resulting corner by Stanley the away side went further ahead when HAULE was on hand to head home from close range.
The Ding comfortably held onto victory and their supporters and us look forward to the huge game at home to the Geordies.
Slough team: Allaway, Murphy, Daly, Saulisdury, Josias Carbon, Wilkinson, Metcalfe, Haddow, Harris, Hodges, Spencer (Moller 63). Subs Not Used: Steer, Seedell, Parkin, Matt Miller.
Man of the match:
Attendance: 2,418
On Yeading's official site today: After consultation today with the London Borough of Hillingdon, Metropolitan Police, London Fire Brigade and the Football Association, Yeading FC have been granted permission to host the Third Round tie with Newcastle United at The Warren, subject to final confirmation from the appropriate authorities.Crowd capacity will be limited to a total of 2,300 spectators with the match taking place on Saturday 8 January 2005, in a 12.30pm kick off. (more)
Good luck to them and I'm sure Alan Shearer et al are less than thrilled with the prospect of playing on on a mud heap at the end of an industrial estate in Hayes, Middx.
More on the mighty Ding-a-ling's soon and their 3rd Round tie against Newcastle United.
It all started so well for Sluff too. GLEN HARRIS stepping up coolly to send Delroy Preddie the wrong way from the spot after just 3 minutes. Yeading gradually began to dominate the match after early Slough pressure, and had a chance to equalise when Darti Brown headed straight at goalkeeper Shaun Allaway.
The pressure was growing on the Slough goal and it was no real surprise when Yeading found themselves back on level terms on 27 minutes. A cross from Alex Stanley was headed on by Davis Haule. His header hit the bar as did DUDLEY CAMPBELL's shot from the rebound, but it was the same player who was on hand to finally poke home the equaliser.
This momentarily woke the Rebels up and they came close on two occasions in quick succession - with Harris & Murphy going close.
In the early knockings of the 2nd half Slough had a chance when captain Daly's corner was blocked by his own player. That was as good as it got for Slough as Yeading again dominated the remainder of the half. They took the lead on 52 minutes when the prolific CAMPBELL pounced to score from close range after a cross by Haule on the right.
Yeading, now buoyant after their goal had another chance soon after when former Hayes striker Errol Telemaque turned in the penalty area only to see his shot beaten away by Allaway for a corner. From the resulting corner by Stanley the away side went further ahead when HAULE was on hand to head home from close range.
The Ding comfortably held onto victory and their supporters and us look forward to the huge game at home to the Geordies.
Slough team: Allaway, Murphy, Daly, Saulisdury, Josias Carbon, Wilkinson, Metcalfe, Haddow, Harris, Hodges, Spencer (Moller 63). Subs Not Used: Steer, Seedell, Parkin, Matt Miller.
Man of the match:
Attendance: 2,418
On Yeading's official site today: After consultation today with the London Borough of Hillingdon, Metropolitan Police, London Fire Brigade and the Football Association, Yeading FC have been granted permission to host the Third Round tie with Newcastle United at The Warren, subject to final confirmation from the appropriate authorities.Crowd capacity will be limited to a total of 2,300 spectators with the match taking place on Saturday 8 January 2005, in a 12.30pm kick off. (more)
Good luck to them and I'm sure Alan Shearer et al are less than thrilled with the prospect of playing on on a mud heap at the end of an industrial estate in Hayes, Middx.
More on the mighty Ding-a-ling's soon and their 3rd Round tie against Newcastle United.
Monday, December 06, 2004
Splash back
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What a week by Martin Singleton! He scored the season's biggest 7 day score with just one round of games played - there is no prize for this you understand, I would end up giving out prizes for everything otherwise, such as the most stoopidiest American or the broker who can drink the most Guinness before lunchtime. Tom Finney's splash whalloped 65 points and surged 10 places up the league table, leaving the re-election zone way behind.
Another punter who collected well in week 16 was Tony Murray. Hammers like coke hammered 41 points (their best in 13 weeks) and moved a further 4 places from the re-election zone. Three other good performers from the lower half of the table were Pull your finger out molly (can't believe Godders' side have been so quiet this season - they have hardly had a mention) who hit 40 points, the same as Make it a supersize who bounced back are a poor few weeks following their MoW award in week 11. Can I get a waistcoat also continued their run up the table - can Si follow in Ben Graves' steps? - after scoring 38.
What a week by Martin Singleton! He scored the season's biggest 7 day score with just one round of games played - there is no prize for this you understand, I would end up giving out prizes for everything otherwise, such as the most stoopidiest American or the broker who can drink the most Guinness before lunchtime. Tom Finney's splash whalloped 65 points and surged 10 places up the league table, leaving the re-election zone way behind.
Another punter who collected well in week 16 was Tony Murray. Hammers like coke hammered 41 points (their best in 13 weeks) and moved a further 4 places from the re-election zone. Three other good performers from the lower half of the table were Pull your finger out molly (can't believe Godders' side have been so quiet this season - they have hardly had a mention) who hit 40 points, the same as Make it a supersize who bounced back are a poor few weeks following their MoW award in week 11. Can I get a waistcoat also continued their run up the table - can Si follow in Ben Graves' steps? - after scoring 38.
Just 2 points the difference at the top
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An excellent week for Wenners Wannabe's scoring 46 points saw them close the gap on Ginger (not so) Athletic to just 2 points as the race for Championship gathers seasonal momentum. The flying West Ham 4 West Germany 2 knocked in another 38 points to move into 3rd spot ahead of Luadjemba.
Back home, She fell over & Ping Pong Yo-Yo stay in their places as they all scored within 2 points of each other. Week 16 saw Tatters top tips climb back to 7th after tipping in with 41. Into the top 10 for the first time this season are Lets all beat the Gooners after Mark claimed the 2nd best score of the week - albeit 17 less than Tom Finney's splash.
A manager who has rekindled their team's form is Carl Dillaway. Galacticos FC rattled in 45 - their best score since August - and jump 5 places to 11th. Lamb to the slaughter, You got more toes and TBA all continue their slide's down the table.
Three managers are upwardly mobile though. They are Mike Robertson, Simon Bond & Rob Munden. Robbo's on top smacked their best score for 8 weeks of 41 and are now in 14th whilst Someone other than Arse or Man U magiced 42 and rose to 17th, up four and Rob (famously once caught by a window cleaner wanking - I love saying that) weighed in with 37 to push his Jonny on my shoulder into the top half of the table.
An excellent week for Wenners Wannabe's scoring 46 points saw them close the gap on Ginger (not so) Athletic to just 2 points as the race for Championship gathers seasonal momentum. The flying West Ham 4 West Germany 2 knocked in another 38 points to move into 3rd spot ahead of Luadjemba.
Back home, She fell over & Ping Pong Yo-Yo stay in their places as they all scored within 2 points of each other. Week 16 saw Tatters top tips climb back to 7th after tipping in with 41. Into the top 10 for the first time this season are Lets all beat the Gooners after Mark claimed the 2nd best score of the week - albeit 17 less than Tom Finney's splash.
A manager who has rekindled their team's form is Carl Dillaway. Galacticos FC rattled in 45 - their best score since August - and jump 5 places to 11th. Lamb to the slaughter, You got more toes and TBA all continue their slide's down the table.
Three managers are upwardly mobile though. They are Mike Robertson, Simon Bond & Rob Munden. Robbo's on top smacked their best score for 8 weeks of 41 and are now in 14th whilst Someone other than Arse or Man U magiced 42 and rose to 17th, up four and Rob (famously once caught by a window cleaner wanking - I love saying that) weighed in with 37 to push his Jonny on my shoulder into the top half of the table.
Brian-storm
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Brian Dougal closed the gap on fellow Wisconsin boy Tim Feldbruegge at the foot of the table in week 16. Idiots guide to soccer scored 35, 14 more than Cheeky Americans.
Californication again look like jeopardising any chance AIG have of winning the coveted Team Challenge Trophy after they slumped again in week 16. Chris is now 3rd from bottom after Defoe's golden XI (you mark my words Mark - that Judas cnut will be off in the transfer window) climbed above them after scoring 34.
Happy Hammers floated like a fuckin elephant into the drop zone after having their worst week of the season. Just 8 points for Al. Only one 'f' in Forest followed up last week's MoW award with a respectable 27 and jump one spot.
And finally, how nice it is to see soul mates Alan Oakley and Giles Crowley together in joint 38th place. This after Giles' The elephant man(ager) scored a fine 33 points and climbed 2 places where they bumped into Al's Better than 2nd who headed the other way after suffering the week's worst score of 7. How sweet?
Brian Dougal closed the gap on fellow Wisconsin boy Tim Feldbruegge at the foot of the table in week 16. Idiots guide to soccer scored 35, 14 more than Cheeky Americans.
Californication again look like jeopardising any chance AIG have of winning the coveted Team Challenge Trophy after they slumped again in week 16. Chris is now 3rd from bottom after Defoe's golden XI (you mark my words Mark - that Judas cnut will be off in the transfer window) climbed above them after scoring 34.
Happy Hammers floated like a fuckin elephant into the drop zone after having their worst week of the season. Just 8 points for Al. Only one 'f' in Forest followed up last week's MoW award with a respectable 27 and jump one spot.
And finally, how nice it is to see soul mates Alan Oakley and Giles Crowley together in joint 38th place. This after Giles' The elephant man(ager) scored a fine 33 points and climbed 2 places where they bumped into Al's Better than 2nd who headed the other way after suffering the week's worst score of 7. How sweet?
Sunday, December 05, 2004
My kinda town
I was back in London over Thanksgiving which was fun but knackering. My Mum & Dad have now moved to Eastbourne (well 6 miles outside) and after spending half of my time in a jam jar I realised that all the people close to me live fucking miles from each other. I got back to Chicago on Tuesday night, was in work on Wednesday and then had to go to Detroit on Thursday and Friday. My body clock doesn't know what time it is but it hasn't put it off the taste for booze, which is handy as like London we are now at the start of the Christmas party season.
I have had a few visitors recently including Messrs Day & Gumbs which was fun, though not such a laugh when my alarm was going off in the morning and I had to go to work (admittedly only a 12 minute walk) whilst Gumbsy was laying in his hotel bed watching movies (he had 12 on his hotel bill when he checked out and I don't believe they were all Harry Potter!).
We did all the normal tourist things like drinking and drinking when they were here and we also had a guy from Aon Global Risks with us on an exchange at the same time so we were quite a handful armed with our English accents! Despite this wonderful piece of armour, Gumbsy still preferred the tactic of going up to ladies and holding their hand, which he denies vehemently but as the boys will back me up was true!
I really like my apartment I am renting at the moment. It's on the 36th floor with wonderful views over the city and the building has a gym (supposedly) and a swimming pool but I'm currently wrestling with the idea of buying a place because I have never been much of a renter, feeling it is throwing money away.
The weather turned whilst I was home, and has become colder and we have seen the first snowfall of the winter. The trouble with the winters here is not the cold or the snow, it is just that they can last so long with snow still likely as late as May. Now that is a depressing thought. Oh well, I think I still prefer the snow to the awful drizzle and dampness we get back home.
I will be back at Christmas and I will definitely let some of you know if I am able to pop into the City for a pint.
I am going to the Chicago Bulls game tomorrow night. Brian Dougal and I have been invited by an underwriter into one of the sky boxes at the United Center. The Bulls are shite by the way with a season record so far of won 2 and lost 12. However they have a rookie playing for them this year called Luol Deng who after arriving in the UK from the Sudan with his 9 brother and sisters in 1993 lived in Lewisham, before coming to the US to go to college - that's good enough for me. Go da Bulls.
I'm in a very good mood this Sunday evening, can't image why..... Dennis, Dennis, how much we love you so. You gotta love it haven't you?
I have had a few visitors recently including Messrs Day & Gumbs which was fun, though not such a laugh when my alarm was going off in the morning and I had to go to work (admittedly only a 12 minute walk) whilst Gumbsy was laying in his hotel bed watching movies (he had 12 on his hotel bill when he checked out and I don't believe they were all Harry Potter!).
We did all the normal tourist things like drinking and drinking when they were here and we also had a guy from Aon Global Risks with us on an exchange at the same time so we were quite a handful armed with our English accents! Despite this wonderful piece of armour, Gumbsy still preferred the tactic of going up to ladies and holding their hand, which he denies vehemently but as the boys will back me up was true!
I really like my apartment I am renting at the moment. It's on the 36th floor with wonderful views over the city and the building has a gym (supposedly) and a swimming pool but I'm currently wrestling with the idea of buying a place because I have never been much of a renter, feeling it is throwing money away.
The weather turned whilst I was home, and has become colder and we have seen the first snowfall of the winter. The trouble with the winters here is not the cold or the snow, it is just that they can last so long with snow still likely as late as May. Now that is a depressing thought. Oh well, I think I still prefer the snow to the awful drizzle and dampness we get back home.
I will be back at Christmas and I will definitely let some of you know if I am able to pop into the City for a pint.
I am going to the Chicago Bulls game tomorrow night. Brian Dougal and I have been invited by an underwriter into one of the sky boxes at the United Center. The Bulls are shite by the way with a season record so far of won 2 and lost 12. However they have a rookie playing for them this year called Luol Deng who after arriving in the UK from the Sudan with his 9 brother and sisters in 1993 lived in Lewisham, before coming to the US to go to college - that's good enough for me. Go da Bulls.
I'm in a very good mood this Sunday evening, can't image why..... Dennis, Dennis, how much we love you so. You gotta love it haven't you?
Saturday, December 04, 2004
Who, which, why? - Martin Singleton
North Ender Martin Singleton is our first guest in the Who, which, why? series. Martin manages to actually avoid answering any of the questions whatsoever but does talk about his wife, high school anal, Amy Winehouse and of course pies. There is also a wonderful response to the most annoying person question. An answer I think we can all identify with.
Thanks Martin, it's a good start to this season's fun. Please keep your entries coming.
Thanks Martin, it's a good start to this season's fun. Please keep your entries coming.
The rise and rise of Ben Graves
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Ben Graves is the current Daddy of the N&R FL, no doubt. Another 43 point haul for West Ham 4 West Germany 2 means that they are now into 4th place in the table. The bottom half of the table should all take heart from Ben's achievements as he was in 33rd place just 7 weeks ago and now he is hot on the heels of Ginger (not so) Athletic, Wenners Wannabe's and Luadjemba.
The top 3 in week 15 all performed well, particularly John McGowan and Doyley who both hit 34. Wenners scored 10 less. Back home got a bit of home sickness and lost ground after scoring 22 - Barry's worse score since mid September. She fell over also lost ground, Liz hit 21.
Two upward mover's were Ping Pong Yo-Yo and Sweaty will be shagging shemales (Dan, should this now be Sweaty did shag shemales?). Suzie is back in the top 7 whilst Danny jumped 2 spots. Tatters top tips and previous leader You got more toes than us, who achieved a season low of 13 points, both slide down the top 10.
The week's worst score was by Moulster's Molesters who scored a paltry 11, 2 more than Happy Hammers.
Ben Graves is the current Daddy of the N&R FL, no doubt. Another 43 point haul for West Ham 4 West Germany 2 means that they are now into 4th place in the table. The bottom half of the table should all take heart from Ben's achievements as he was in 33rd place just 7 weeks ago and now he is hot on the heels of Ginger (not so) Athletic, Wenners Wannabe's and Luadjemba.
The top 3 in week 15 all performed well, particularly John McGowan and Doyley who both hit 34. Wenners scored 10 less. Back home got a bit of home sickness and lost ground after scoring 22 - Barry's worse score since mid September. She fell over also lost ground, Liz hit 21.
Two upward mover's were Ping Pong Yo-Yo and Sweaty will be shagging shemales (Dan, should this now be Sweaty did shag shemales?). Suzie is back in the top 7 whilst Danny jumped 2 spots. Tatters top tips and previous leader You got more toes than us, who achieved a season low of 13 points, both slide down the top 10.
The week's worst score was by Moulster's Molesters who scored a paltry 11, 2 more than Happy Hammers.
One 'f' in fiver
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James Bird flew in to win the Manager of the Week prize in week 15. Despite the 45 points, Only one 'f' in Forest stay in the re-election zone but they do move up two places. Another struggling team that are at last getting it right is Can I get my waistcoat, who scored 41 points for the 2nd consecutive week to climb 6 places further away from the bottom of the pile.
The Elephant man(ager) had a sterling week knocking in 38 points, which was Giles' best score for 3 months. They clear the re-election area for only the 6th time this season. The wonder team of Baxter & Barrett scored 33 points to move up a place to 38th.
Other weeks worth noting were had by Flighty Feet who scored 32 and Danny's Geeza's who also notched 32.
James Bird flew in to win the Manager of the Week prize in week 15. Despite the 45 points, Only one 'f' in Forest stay in the re-election zone but they do move up two places. Another struggling team that are at last getting it right is Can I get my waistcoat, who scored 41 points for the 2nd consecutive week to climb 6 places further away from the bottom of the pile.
The Elephant man(ager) had a sterling week knocking in 38 points, which was Giles' best score for 3 months. They clear the re-election area for only the 6th time this season. The wonder team of Baxter & Barrett scored 33 points to move up a place to 38th.
Other weeks worth noting were had by Flighty Feet who scored 32 and Danny's Geeza's who also notched 32.
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