Eagle eyes top 4

Breaking news 8888 Week 29 scores
Barry Paull won his 2nd MoW in 3 weeks in week 29 after scoring 53 points. US Eagles are now in 7th, and closing the gap on the runaway top 4. Sweaty is also hoping to get in the mix. PK blue lagooners are in 13th after hitting a half-century. Ping Pong Yo-Yo again proved their superb consistency and they have the look of champions, even though there are still 11 weeks left.

Second last again look like being anything but after another good week scoring 47 and are now 10 places above the penultimate place.

Roffey rejects rattled in 46 points and jumped 3 places. Hilary Ryan’s London Irish is another female battling with the blokes in the top 8 - we have 4 birds challenging for the prizes, which is great news for equality in this league. My, we have Sweaty and Greg Harris, so why not women, eh?

I hate Gerrard down in the bottom half of the table scored 44 and Davids v Goliath kept up their challenge with 42. Then Kirsty, a top bird, if ever there were one, scored 41 and you never know, a few sexual favours could Glasgow kiss make a late challenge for the big prizes.

I, as always, am open to bribes, although Neil Cryer and Brian Rutter need not apply!