Thursday, September 16, 2004

Stick to Baseball and invading hapless countries

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For the 5th week on the trot Idiots guide to soccer 'achieved' one of the two worst weekly scores. This week Brian Dougal actually had some company with the lowest score of 22 but is already 21 points behind 2nd bottom Cheeky Americans who are improving week on week. Not that it matters but Dougal is a massive 140 points behind the league leader Ready. Oh well.

Two familiar faces joined the re-election party in week 5. Giles Crowley did score 31 points but dropped into 43rd spot. Now, his team name, Elephant Man(ager) is dedicated to that rather ugly chap Iain Dowie, manager of bottom of the table Palarce (don't know why I mentioned the words bottom it should be obvious really!) Please don't confuse Giles' team name with that fat fuck who used too (and may well still) run The Elephant in Fenchurch Street. Godders - did you shag her?

The other gatecrasher was Chris Waterman. Looks like Californication will once again let down AIG's push for Team Challenge glory. Get him boys.

Meanwhile Can I get a waistcoat and Tom Finney's splash remain in 44th and 45th respectively. Have you applied for the Preston job Martin?

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