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Is it possible that there is a bigger prick than Ashley Cole in football?

"A day after misfiring from the spot against Everton, Cole is reported to have arrived at Cobham equipped with a .22 rifle, fitted with muzzle and nightscope, something the News of the World says was witnessed by a dozen members of staff. It is said that Cole was unaware the rifle was loaded when he took aim at Tom Cowan, a 21-year-old who was on a year's internship at Chelsea."

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