Wednesday, September 22, 2010

2010 N&R Celebrity Death Poll update

If you remember we gave each N&R manager a celebrity in January of this year with the carrot of a prize for whoever has the celebrity that snuffs it first.

Full list here.

Well, the prize is still up to grabs with the cold winter season yet to come. Godders thought he had won it when Zsa Zsa Gabor was rushed into hospital unconscious but turns out it was just (wo)man flu.

Paul Long is hoping (I am sure) that eventually Lindsay Lohan will top herself during one of her prison stays, Larry King's retirement has given Alex Boswell a lift, both Oakers and Paull's selections Steve Jobs and Courtney Love have been ill recently and Ronnie Biggs is now at home in Barnet looking quite hearty last time I saw a photo of him.

John McGowan will be disappointed to know that David Hasselhoff did not fall over and break his neck in the last night's first episode of America's Dancing with the Stars. He did get voted out though.

No one has seen, no American's anyway, Osama bin Laden for donkey's years, but Barry he is apparently still in a cave.

Nutters trying to kill The Pope were arrested and the plot failed recently, sorry Martin. Aaron's pick, poor old Gazza is on the fast lane to death, but he hasn't crashed yet.

Kilpo will have noted The Queen's recent 84th birthday, likewise Hilary and Vera Lynn's 93rd birthday sing-song and Wenners would have no choice but to smile at dear old Norman Wisdom, now 95. Mr Grimsdale....

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