Monday, November 16, 2009

A new table topper

Breaking news8888888Week 13 Table
A new leader then after 13 weeks, N&R FL's 3rd of the season. Davor's W Wallace Boys have been settled nicely into 3rd for since early October but the Croat surged to top place after a MoW performance last week. Previous leader Tanus Terriers drops to 2nd 5 points behind the new leader. Frank & Beans after a poor week fall to 3rd. 26 points behind are Arsene Knows in 4th with Morgan's Machines up two spots to 5th.

6th drop Aston Globetrotters after a disastrous week and a point behind is Kirsty's Glasgow Kiss. Hannoi Utd are 8th but after a super run Ian's Goliath's Big Brother skip up badly in week 13 and are now 9th with Student Ninjas and Loads of Roubles joint 10th. John McGowan back in the top 10 after a 4 week hiatus. Behind them just 18 little points split Keep the faith in 11th to Dewb's Toothless Hoggett in 28th. It's tighter than a gnats chuff.

I want to focus this week on the bottom feeders. At the very foot of the table in a holy embarrassing 59th place finds Paul & Christian Long and their Brighton Blues. Paul's Seagulls recently sacked their manager and he might be considering the same if only he could sack himself. The Long's have dallied in the bottom 3 nearly the whole season and have hit rock bottom for the 6th time in 13 weeks. The sexual Factastic Fancies have appeared to made the penultimate place it's boudoir after 4 weeks in 58th place. A prize exists for this feat, although it's not easy to win.

Last week's bottom placed Cesc and the city had a much better week and are now 3rd of the bottom, Martin's Turtles Breath have also been a season-long resident in the drop zone and Goonersmoan appear to have been a life-long resident in N&R bottom feeding land!

It's a slight surprise to see Jason Syrett's Gunner bag it down there, not so much the lovely Megan's Nancy Lollygaggers mind, then above that comes four newbies.

James' Jimmy 5 Bellies, Rob's Real Sociable Lad, Stuart's Killer Kilpo and Neville's
Not a chance have each struggled, although Rob was actually 2nd after the first week. More luck than judgement shall we say?

48th and 47th are auld enemies Doyley and Sweaty. Viking Ginger and That's not you back in old territory although lest we forget that Pete actually won this thing in 2004/5.

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