Sausage in hand

Breaking News 88888 Week 3 scores
Sweaty Palms and Soozies Succulent Sizzlers engenders all kinds of lurid headlines and stories, so I will try to refrain. However together they enjoyed a good old gang banger (nope, couldn't do it) in week 3, after both managers claimed the season's best score so far of 61, a solitary point more than Tallywacker's Bukkake Marathon. Thank god Paul didn't score 61 as well, is all I can say.

Goonersmoan kept up their great start by scoring 58, as did Hannoi Utd (54) and 2Infinity & Beyond (56). Steve Black's Guinness and eggs also performed cracking in a half century.

The week's lowest score was Mark Simmons' Champions, probably because his team contains 11 players who all happened to be in Monaco at the time!