This is it ladies and gentlemen. Week 32, over 7 months since we started this old tosh. It was decided as per our previous announcement that this season we will venture into play-off territory.
Ready, I and a number of very expensive prostitutes (Eliott was busy) met to discuss the plan for the rest of the season and we voted on moving the 27 highest scoring teams into the Winners Play-off pot. The Div 2 promoted teams would have got a place amongst the elite and the Div 1 relegated sides would have been jettisoned whatever.
The point cut-off for a place in the top tier was 1,070 and just like magic both Nobby and Ready made it. We don't make the rules you know. Oh hang on we do, don't we?
Each manager will keep their points total thus far and a cash prize (tba) will be awarded to the interim winners of Div 1 and Div 2.
From next week, all teams on 1,070 and above will contest the Play-off Championship title, and those below that figure will play for the losers plate. Plenty of money will be shared around the leagues - which we will announce shortly.
Any complaints please address to E.Spitzer at the New York unemployment office. You can mention that the blonde was very good.
Monday, March 24, 2008
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