Wednesday, January 31, 2007

My kinda town

You know how every American wants to be a Brit and birds just want to wake up to an English accent?

Well, look at this new invention. Stephen Fry will wake you up personally, okay perhaps not every girls dream, but he will sooth you whilst you awake from your slumber with 50 programmed deeply fortifying messages. The clock provides gentle messages such as "good morning, your horoscope is promising very considerable profit with equal quantities of pleasure. Unlikely as this may currently appear, the world merely requires your presence for the process to begin."

Wonderful, better than an elbow in the back any day.

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