Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Rutter escapes but Murray coked

Breaking News 8888 - Week 41 - The Re-election battle
A hapless –5 point score from Tony Murray assured him of a re-election place after the final week of the season. Hammers like coke who 41 weeks ago were 6th eventually succumbed to the drop zone last week and 7 days later they were even more entrenched after a terrible final week.

So Defoe’s golden XI and Goonersmoan survive, this despite Mark’s 0 final weekly score but Rutts hit 12 to also climb above The elephant man(ager) too.

Happy Hammers boss Muddy will not mind buying me and Keith lunch, that’s if he’s in the country long enough, and Al, lets make it a Premiership one eh?

Super Eagles (sic) made it a double relegation. Oh dear, oh dear! Idiots guide to soccer will be disappointed that they missed out by 28 points on the Penultimate place prize but will be more than happy that he finished above a couple of Brits.

Birdy also suffered a double relegation as Only one “f” in Forest join the Nottingham lads, but Gary Megson didn’t win x25 though! Incredibly this is the 2nd consecutive year that James Bird finished 2nd from bottom in the N&R League.

Rock bottom, rather disappointingly were the shy and retiring Dominic Barrett and Alex Baxter. A miracle was needed from Woody’s Warriors but they got 6 points instead.

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