Close but no cigar

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Sorry but it was rule book time again in week 31. Page 46, paragraph 4, sub-section XI of the N&R FL rule book reads that more than 10 Premiership teams have to play in any one week for there to be a MoW award and for the scores to go towards the best or worst weekly score. In week 31, which was FA Cup QF week, only 7 Premiership teams played so I'm afraid Mr Hepburn that your best weekly score of 31 was in vain.

Herecomethewildebeestes did in fact score 31 points, 4 more than Tom Finney's splash and 6 more than Jonny on my shoulder, Keep the faith, Flighty Feet and Can I get a waistcoat. Tough titty as they say in all the best plastic surgeries.

Equally happy or unhappy will be Godders as Pull your finger out Molly scored a fat round 0.