Monday, November 22, 2004

No holes in Cheesemakers performance

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Ian Kennett was the surprise winner of week 14's 5 quid after knocking in easily his best score for 11 weeks. Blessed are the cheesemakers tally of 53 moved them up 8 places in the league table to 24th.

Another shocker was luscious Glasgow Kiss hitting their 2nd best effort of the season. Kirstie's 49 points meant she climbed up 7 places to 17th. Can I get a waistcoat has been steadily improving after a terrible start. Jenks' boys scored 41 points and continue their slow climb away from the re-election area. Super Eagles are up 4 spots to 30th after they collected 39, a point more than Robbos on top, West Ham 4 Germany 2 and Flighty Feet.

The weeks lowest score was 11 points courtesy of Carl Dillaway. Up until last week Galacticos FC spent the previous 6 weeks in the top 10, topping out at 5th in week 9. They are now down at 20th after an appalling display last week.

I haven't talked much about Greg Harris this season, which I'm sure pleases Greg greatly but Roffey Rejects hit an all season low in week 14 - it must be the thought of no more fox hunting sessions on a Sunday morning.

Lee Day, who I have just spent 4 days with getting totally wankered and trying to stop Gumbsy molesting young Chicagoan ladies had a dreadful week 14. You got more toes than us, who sat top of the table for 9 of the first 10 weeks, are slipping away badly.

Down at the bottom there was little change although Cheeky Americans moved away from stranded Idiots guide to soccer after an excellent 34 point week.

Tom Finneys splash are out of the bottom 6 for only the 2nd time this season. They smashed 35 points and climb above Californication, The elephant man(ager) and Defoe's Golden XI.

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