Tuesday, October 05, 2004

Life's a beach

Ready as many of you are aware is coming back to London at Christmas and is on the look out for a job. Please keep your ears open for the boy, my suggestion of him making curry sauces for the Halal was not well received.

He is currently on what he terms a holiday with his rather young and attractive (and I assume free) girlfriend at her sister's farm somewhere in the middle of nowhere. Now if I read his text right, he said that it is a prawn farm (king prawns no doubt!) and wherever he is, the place has no shops, restaurants, bars, telephones, television or nuffin. And no one speaks English. Now I wonder what Keith, his bird and her sister do to keep themselves occupied? Lucky bastard.

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