Breaking news 8888 Division 2 - week 30 news
Barrett's the Bollocks kept the pressure up on the top two in week 30. I of course have never seen Dominic's bollocks but I once asked a rather attractive young Scandavian girl about them and she told me they were in nice and in perspective to the rest of his body.
Anyway moving swiftly on, Boys on tour increased their lead over 2Infinity & beyond at the top of the tree. Student Uprising making th emost ground in the top 8.
In the whole division only Arsene Knows changed place at all, moving into joint 9th, 9 points off the promotion race.
Thursday, March 06, 2008
Tuesday, March 04, 2008
The Plan
I'm up to date for the minute but I just wanted to say that shortly we will enter the end of season Nobby & Ready FL play-off's.
The promoted teams will all enter Div 1, replacing the relegated teams. Then the other 12 Div 1 places will be taken up by the 12 teams with the best score at the cut-off point (to be announced).
The relegated 8 teams plus the other 20 useless lot will all compete in Div 2 for various prizes.
The top money will however remain in Div 1 to find the ultimate N&R FL 2007/08 Champion. Prize money will be announced shortly but the leader of Div 1 and Div 2 at the cut-off date will also be selected for a cash prize.
Understood?
The promoted teams will all enter Div 1, replacing the relegated teams. Then the other 12 Div 1 places will be taken up by the 12 teams with the best score at the cut-off point (to be announced).
The relegated 8 teams plus the other 20 useless lot will all compete in Div 2 for various prizes.
The top money will however remain in Div 1 to find the ultimate N&R FL 2007/08 Champion. Prize money will be announced shortly but the leader of Div 1 and Div 2 at the cut-off date will also be selected for a cash prize.
Understood?
Annoucement
This is old news but congratulations to Neil Cryer for finally leaving his comfy chair and taking a hot underwriting seat again back in the market.
Back in January Neil became the Head of Property Lines at new Lloyds Syndicate Sagicorp. All the best mate.
If anyone has any other news or gossip plus stories of shagging or puking or both at last Friday's 150 then I would be glad to hear it.
Nobs
Back in January Neil became the Head of Property Lines at new Lloyds Syndicate Sagicorp. All the best mate.
If anyone has any other news or gossip plus stories of shagging or puking or both at last Friday's 150 then I would be glad to hear it.
Nobs
Week 29 reminder
West Ham won the London derby with a late Solano goal at Craven Cottage - my Fulham are shit aren't they?
McFadden got a late, very late penalty for Birmingham at home to Arsenal. That was the game with THAT tackle on Da Silva. If you have Martin Taylor in your team, according to Mr Wenger, he should never play again, so you best sell him!
Tor, Tor, Torres grabbed a fine hat-trick at home to Middlesbro. Defoe scored again as Pompey beat Sunderland at home and Wigan beat Derby, but then again so could my son's 5-a-side team.
McCarthy scored twice for Blackburn in their not so one-sided 4-1 win over Bolton and Reading lost again to Villa. Harewood and Ashley Young getting the goals.
And of course Man Utd slaughtered a revitalised Newcastle under the fine leadership of Kevin Keegan 5-1. How long before he claims stress, goes back to his circus, which allows that clown Dennis Wise to take over?
McFadden got a late, very late penalty for Birmingham at home to Arsenal. That was the game with THAT tackle on Da Silva. If you have Martin Taylor in your team, according to Mr Wenger, he should never play again, so you best sell him!
Tor, Tor, Torres grabbed a fine hat-trick at home to Middlesbro. Defoe scored again as Pompey beat Sunderland at home and Wigan beat Derby, but then again so could my son's 5-a-side team.
McCarthy scored twice for Blackburn in their not so one-sided 4-1 win over Bolton and Reading lost again to Villa. Harewood and Ashley Young getting the goals.
And of course Man Utd slaughtered a revitalised Newcastle under the fine leadership of Kevin Keegan 5-1. How long before he claims stress, goes back to his circus, which allows that clown Dennis Wise to take over?
Just Plumm
Breaking News 88888 Manager of week 29
85 points from Bazza Plummer meant that he wins his second MoW fiver. Previous champions have a knack of never winnin again, Pete Godfrey and Danny Rose aside in those halycon early days but Barry is looking menacing in 3rd place of the Div 2 race.
The next best player was quite a long way back, but it was in-form Steve Black. Neil Cryer was next, long time we seen some decent action from the Squire. Then low and behold it was Nobby with 62 points.
The best that the so called elite in Div 1 had to offer was a 59 from Aaron Barden, a 56 from Razor Nathan and 53 from Ian Kennett.
We had two teams that joined the Big Fat Zero club in week 29 - Martin Singleton and Alan Oakley.
85 points from Bazza Plummer meant that he wins his second MoW fiver. Previous champions have a knack of never winnin again, Pete Godfrey and Danny Rose aside in those halycon early days but Barry is looking menacing in 3rd place of the Div 2 race.
The next best player was quite a long way back, but it was in-form Steve Black. Neil Cryer was next, long time we seen some decent action from the Squire. Then low and behold it was Nobby with 62 points.
The best that the so called elite in Div 1 had to offer was a 59 from Aaron Barden, a 56 from Razor Nathan and 53 from Ian Kennett.
We had two teams that joined the Big Fat Zero club in week 29 - Martin Singleton and Alan Oakley.
Sooper Soozie
Breaking news 8888 Division 1 - week 29 news
The top four are pretty spread out but we are looking for someone to leave the pack and challenge Tally.Wacker.co.uk. The big news in week 29 was the rise of Soozie's Sausages to 7th. Near the bottom after 6 weeks, our Sooz has slowly made her way up the Div 1 table to challenge the big boys.
All girl team Flighty Feet drop to 8th but are still in with a shout as are Little Red Devils who had another good week.
The bottom 8 remain the same.
The top four are pretty spread out but we are looking for someone to leave the pack and challenge Tally.Wacker.co.uk. The big news in week 29 was the rise of Soozie's Sausages to 7th. Near the bottom after 6 weeks, our Sooz has slowly made her way up the Div 1 table to challenge the big boys.
All girl team Flighty Feet drop to 8th but are still in with a shout as are Little Red Devils who had another good week.
The bottom 8 remain the same.
Dom and Baz battle it out
Breaking news 8888 Division 2 - week 29 news
While Boys On Tour stay clear at the top, 2Infinity & beyond and fellow midget Barretts the Bollocks are having a right ding dong battle for 2nd place. It belongs to Barry this week with Get him Big Dave dropping to 4th. 51 points separate those three teams.
Behind these it is all to play for with Helen's Hotties, Arsene Knows and Megan & Hannah's Bears all knocking on the door.
Carnarvon Kickers dropped to 15th but Nobs Jockey climb to 13th, probably my highest place of a dismal season. Last train to Seaford was another upwards mover.
While Boys On Tour stay clear at the top, 2Infinity & beyond and fellow midget Barretts the Bollocks are having a right ding dong battle for 2nd place. It belongs to Barry this week with Get him Big Dave dropping to 4th. 51 points separate those three teams.
Behind these it is all to play for with Helen's Hotties, Arsene Knows and Megan & Hannah's Bears all knocking on the door.
Carnarvon Kickers dropped to 15th but Nobs Jockey climb to 13th, probably my highest place of a dismal season. Last train to Seaford was another upwards mover.
Week 28 reminder
It was FA Cup 5th Round week which might explain the general low scoring, particularly with a lot of Premier League clubs already out.
In the big game Man U stuffed Arsenal 4-0 with goals from Nani, Rooney and Fletcher twice. Eboue was sent off for the Gunners. Liverpool remember lost at home to Championship Barnsley. Chelsea beat Huddersfield with Lampard scoring in each half.
Middlesbro drew 0-0 at Bramall Lane and Pompey won at Preston thanks to a last minute own goal.
In the big game Man U stuffed Arsenal 4-0 with goals from Nani, Rooney and Fletcher twice. Eboue was sent off for the Gunners. Liverpool remember lost at home to Championship Barnsley. Chelsea beat Huddersfield with Lampard scoring in each half.
Middlesbro drew 0-0 at Bramall Lane and Pompey won at Preston thanks to a last minute own goal.
Paull the other one
Breaking News 88888 Manager of week 28From worst to best in 7 days for Barry Paull, collecting the 28th MoW award with a miserable 38 points. Barry is hovering at the wrong end of the table and frankly we expect more from this N&R FL vet, perhaps this will be the encouragement his side needs.
But hang on hold the haggis and blow your bagpipes, sultry Emma Wylie got the next best score, the highest in Div 2 with 36.
Other managers deserving a nod of congratulations in week 28 were Barry Plummer, Richard Nathan, my old mucker Ready and low and behold another lovely Sweaty, no not Lee, but Kirstie B.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Breaking news 8888 Division 1 - week 28 news
Excuse me while I take a nap but fook all is happening in the Div 1 title race. Okay Tally.Wacker.co.uk is running away with it, and Egg & (Stevie) Bacon are nicely settle in 2nd but one would have to go down to 15th place to see the only movement in the table after week 28's games. In Tatters jumping over Pure Irish.
In the relegation battle it is Keep the faith and Lamb to the Slaughter's turn to try to save face.
Excuse me while I take a nap but fook all is happening in the Div 1 title race. Okay Tally.Wacker.co.uk is running away with it, and Egg & (Stevie) Bacon are nicely settle in 2nd but one would have to go down to 15th place to see the only movement in the table after week 28's games. In Tatters jumping over Pure Irish.
In the relegation battle it is Keep the faith and Lamb to the Slaughter's turn to try to save face.
You Pranker
Breaking news 8888 Division 2 - week 28 news2 Infinity & Beyond moved back into 3rd after a short reign by Dominic's The Bollocks (pun intended). PLG is a Fud move back up to 6th and it was good to see Helen's Hotties' back in the top 8, level with What the hell. Nobs Jockey's continue their slow move into the top half - these things can't be rushed of course.
And the big news at the bottom of Div 2 is that Wise Prankers take back the penultimate spot after a 4 week sabatical.
Week 27 reminder
In week 27 John Carew amazingly not only scored but got 3 as Villa hammered Keegan's Newcastle, Oh that explains it....
Spurs beat Derby comfortably at Pride Park 3-0, Keano scoring twice. Sunderland beat Wigan 2-0, Everton kept up their European chase with a home win over struggling Reading 1-0 and in the big games Sunday Man City beat United for the first time in a few years 2-1. Benjani and Vassell getting the goals while Chelsea and Liverpool did their title hope no good at all by playing out a bore scoreless draw at Stamford Bridge.
Spurs beat Derby comfortably at Pride Park 3-0, Keano scoring twice. Sunderland beat Wigan 2-0, Everton kept up their European chase with a home win over struggling Reading 1-0 and in the big games Sunday Man City beat United for the first time in a few years 2-1. Benjani and Vassell getting the goals while Chelsea and Liverpool did their title hope no good at all by playing out a bore scoreless draw at Stamford Bridge.
Taking the Michael
Breaking News 88888 Manager of week 27
A low scoring week after the rainful of points the week before. Michael Stout picked up his first MoW fiver, about $400 (not really Michael) with a lowly 42 points. Next up was Rutter again and runaway leader Kelleher with 40.
Also deserving of a mention was Alex Byatt and Pete Doyle. The lowest score was by Barry Paull, still sulking after Palarse's defeat at The Valley the week before!
A low scoring week after the rainful of points the week before. Michael Stout picked up his first MoW fiver, about $400 (not really Michael) with a lowly 42 points. Next up was Rutter again and runaway leader Kelleher with 40.
Also deserving of a mention was Alex Byatt and Pete Doyle. The lowest score was by Barry Paull, still sulking after Palarse's defeat at The Valley the week before!
Tally - ho
Breaking news 8888 Division 1 - week 27 news
The top 4 remain unchanged in week 27 but Tally.Wacker.co.uk are now 58 points clear at the top of the tree, will lt be a first ever title for PK, who I'll be sharing a pint with here in Chicago in about 7 weeks.
Inter ThePub and Ajax Treesdown swap positions but otherwise all the way down to 19th there were no positional changes.
In the relegation space Lovejoy's Luvvies moved up 3 places after a good week.
The top 4 remain unchanged in week 27 but Tally.Wacker.co.uk are now 58 points clear at the top of the tree, will lt be a first ever title for PK, who I'll be sharing a pint with here in Chicago in about 7 weeks.
Inter ThePub and Ajax Treesdown swap positions but otherwise all the way down to 19th there were no positional changes.
In the relegation space Lovejoy's Luvvies moved up 3 places after a good week.
King Dom
Breaking news 8888 Division 2 - week 27 news
Barrett's the Bollocks reached their highest place after week 27 climbing into 3rd place above 2Infinity & beyond. Boys on Tour stay top and Get him Big Dave 2nd.
The No Hopers are now 6th after a MoW performance. Lower down Carnavon Kickers moved up a place as did Nobs Jockeys.
Barrett's the Bollocks reached their highest place after week 27 climbing into 3rd place above 2Infinity & beyond. Boys on Tour stay top and Get him Big Dave 2nd.
The No Hopers are now 6th after a MoW performance. Lower down Carnavon Kickers moved up a place as did Nobs Jockeys.
Week 26 reminder
As I'm so far behind with this, I thought we would all need a little reminder of what happened in week 26.
Spurs and Man U drew 1-1 with Tevez equalising in the last minute. This match had 10 bookings, 7 from United. Jermain Defoe scored on his debut for Pompey at home to Chelsea in a game that also finished 1-1. Adebayor scored twice as they beat Man City in Manchester.
Middlesbro scored a late equaliser at St James Park preventing Sir Kevin Keegan getting his first victory.
And finally Charlton beat Crystal Palarse 2-0 at The Valley!
Spurs and Man U drew 1-1 with Tevez equalising in the last minute. This match had 10 bookings, 7 from United. Jermain Defoe scored on his debut for Pompey at home to Chelsea in a game that also finished 1-1. Adebayor scored twice as they beat Man City in Manchester.
Middlesbro scored a late equaliser at St James Park preventing Sir Kevin Keegan getting his first victory.
And finally Charlton beat Crystal Palarse 2-0 at The Valley!
Return of the Mc
Breaking News 88888 Manager of week 26
Huge scoring week 26. 13 managers scored 90 points or more with John McGowan picking up a deserved for MoW award. John hit 98 points, one more than Rob Munden and Danny Rose.
Remarkably Nobby waited half a year to have a decent week, 96 for me. 94 for Suzie and a fantastic 93 for Rutts and Godders.
Three teams each from Div 2 scored 92 points. They were Lee Baughan, Steve Black and Huw Thomas, all 3 on a rich vein of form.
And then Ian Kennett and league leader Paul Kelleher smacked 91, whilst Div 2 leader Greg Foulger added 90 to his already great total.
Martin Lee and his Endurance crowd had the worst week with 30.
Huge scoring week 26. 13 managers scored 90 points or more with John McGowan picking up a deserved for MoW award. John hit 98 points, one more than Rob Munden and Danny Rose.
Remarkably Nobby waited half a year to have a decent week, 96 for me. 94 for Suzie and a fantastic 93 for Rutts and Godders.
Three teams each from Div 2 scored 92 points. They were Lee Baughan, Steve Black and Huw Thomas, all 3 on a rich vein of form.
And then Ian Kennett and league leader Paul Kelleher smacked 91, whilst Div 2 leader Greg Foulger added 90 to his already great total.
Martin Lee and his Endurance crowd had the worst week with 30.
Steve hellbent on promotion
Breaking news 8888 Division 2 - week 26 news
Get him Big Dave moved to within striking distance of Boys on Tour in week 26. 2Infinity & beyond dropped a spot. In 6th now is PLG is a Fud and new in the promotion race is Steve Black's What the Hell, knocking Helen's Hotties out of the top 8 for the first time since October.
At the arse end of the business Nancy Lollygaggers swapped place with the Wise Prankers.
Get him Big Dave moved to within striking distance of Boys on Tour in week 26. 2Infinity & beyond dropped a spot. In 6th now is PLG is a Fud and new in the promotion race is Steve Black's What the Hell, knocking Helen's Hotties out of the top 8 for the first time since October.
At the arse end of the business Nancy Lollygaggers swapped place with the Wise Prankers.
Sizzling Soozie
Breaking news 8888 Division 1 - week 26 news
Not much change at the top after week 26. Tally.Wacker.co.uk increased their lead at the top after their 2nd best score of the season. The next four sides remain unaltered but Inter Thepub overtake Flighty Feet for 6th.
Down below them Soozies Sausages leapt over Ryan's Oldham Tightly - phoar! Ian Kennett's Little Red Devils also made some good ground.
At the bottom Space Badgers improved their chances of avoiding relegation as did Lamb to the Slaughter and Brighton Blues.
Not much change at the top after week 26. Tally.Wacker.co.uk increased their lead at the top after their 2nd best score of the season. The next four sides remain unaltered but Inter Thepub overtake Flighty Feet for 6th.
Down below them Soozies Sausages leapt over Ryan's Oldham Tightly - phoar! Ian Kennett's Little Red Devils also made some good ground.
At the bottom Space Badgers improved their chances of avoiding relegation as did Lamb to the Slaughter and Brighton Blues.
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