Friday, April 30, 2010

It's magic

Breaking news8888888Week 37 scores
Harry Houdini
pulled a rabbit out of the hat and 77 points to win the MoW fiver in week 37. That pushes Tim up the table for a late push on the top 12.

2 Infinity & Beyond is having a late push in the Europa League for prize money, bit of a come down for the man that was once king of the N&R FL. Barry has other worries what with kids and being a Crystal Palace fan and all but a nice 73 points in week 37 for Baz.
68 for Morgan's Machines and super Al's Old Bodeanians. We haven't mentioned Rob's Real SociableLad much recently but a good week for them too. The threeway of Nobby, Hogget and Sooz produced 65 points each. Title chaser Guinness & eggs scored 64, Factastic Fancies 62, Pure Irish 59 and Ben's Special Ones 58.

Other notable scores were Gooner win league 52, Boys on tour 49, Glasgow kiss 44, Frank & Beans 40, Hannoi Utd 38, Killer Kilpo 34, St George's Rovers 30 and for the umpeenth week on the trot Brighton Blues scored the lowest points with 10.

Time for a Guinness?

Breaking news8888888The N&R Champions League Week 37
A slight extension of Glasgow Kiss' lead but it's still very close at the top of the Champions League. Frank & Beans are 3 points ahead of Hannoi Utd in 3rd. The Chicagoans will be desperate not to slip out of the top two.

Into 4th though is fellow Yankie Steve Black and Guinness & eggs. A great scoring week for Steve. Vodka Hooligan slip to 5th with Gooner win league in 6th.

The biggest climber though was Old Bodeanians, who move up 4 places to the edge of an historical big season for Al. Loads of Roubles are 8th, then 9th is Lee's Tanus Terriers with Boys on Tour in 10th, Paris Eagles 11th and Nige's In Tatters 12th.

Below them Lamb to the Slaughter, Morgan Machines and Mexican Banana Split look the most likely to break into the prized positions.

In the Penultimate prized place is still Arsene Knows.

Go girls

Breaking news8888888The N&R Europa League Week 37
Honest Dewbs is the new leader of the Europa League taking over from St George's Rovers. The Toothless Hoggets took advantage of a poor week for Razor and are a very healthy 29 points clear. In 3rd and up a place is Factastic Fancies, just two points behind 2nd and then up two places into 4th is Soozie-Sooz Sizzlers. You go girls.

Out of the top four but still only 2 points adrift is Megan and Hannah's Teddy Bears but then a gap appears where The No Hopers, Savlyuchenko Spurs, 2 Infinity & Beyond, Goonersmoan and Torres Rosso lurk.

At the bottom are of course Brighton Blues and Killer Kilpo remains in the Penultimate Place.

Week 37 review

Wednesday 21st April
Hull pretty much waved goodbye to the Premier League when Villa beat them 2-0 at the KC.
Agbonlahor and Milner got the Villians goals.

Saturday 24th April
At the bottom it was D Day for West Ham but they overcame Wigan 3-2, despite going behind to a Spector o.g. Ilan scored the equaliser before Kovac scored a 2nd five minutes to injury time to send Upton Park into raptures. But then Wigan who looked good going forward all game scored again through Rodallega but the immense Scott Parker scored a cracking 3rd to keep the happy Hammers up.

Hull meanwhile under Iain Dowie went one down to Sunderland. Darren Bent scoring his 24th Premier League goal of the season. And Hull knew no way back and were effectively relegated due to their goal difference.

Wolves stayed up with a 1-1 draw at home to Blackburn. Well done Mick McCarthy. Bolton did likewise, when before Owen Coyle showed up it looked gloomy for Wanderers. Bolton drew 2-2 with already relegated Pompey.

At the top United beat Spurs 3-1, Giggs scoring two and Arsenal and City played out a boring 0-0 draw.

Sunday 25th April
Liverpool sent Burnley down with a 4-0 defeat at Turf Moor. Blimey Burnley must be bad. Milner scored a very dodgy penalty in the West Midlands derby, Everton beat the unfortunate Fulham 2-1 thanks to a very late Arteta goal and Chelsea stuffed Stoke 7-0. Kalou (3), Lampard (2), Sturridge and Malouda the scorers. Anyone see Malouda's miss by the way?

Photograph of the week

I have long had a pretty much unaccountable hatred of Fulham (sorry Steve), I think because of their owner and how they bought their way up through the leagues. But I found myself punching the air last night when Gera scored the winner to put them through to an historical final of the Europa League. This is no mickey mouse cup and Fulham have beaten some fantastic European teams to get there. Well done Fulham.... what a fantastic manager Roy Hodgson is.

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Trade Creditors part #2

This should become a weekly series. I was reading through Crystal Palace's list of company creditors and I noticed the following:

SBJ/Bluefin owed £10,182. Blimey lads, you better get those expenses in.

Others Palace creditors I noticed were:

Charlton Athletic owed £200,000
Heineken owed £18,320
Brake Bros Frozen Foods owed £9,925
Orange People Solutions Group owed £437 - which has to be a wind up?

Total amounts to over £30,000,000 of which £7,782,911 is owed to the Orange One.

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Provisional end of season drinks and prize giving date

Please mark your diaries (subject to flights and work commitments) the end of season N&R drinks and prize giving will either be on Thursday May 27th or Friday May 28th. Venue will be in London. I will host a Chicago one in the summer.

Confirmation as to whether Thursday or Friday evening to follow as soon as possible.


Benfleet Bet update - Semi Finals

For those of you partaking in the £25 prized Ready's Benfleet Bet. Below is the current table after the FA Cup Semi's. We think ny of the top 5 can realistically win it but someone will probably need to get the FA Cup Final score exactly right to do so.

However with one game left Barry and Ben tie at the top with Dewbs just a point behind. Bingo is in 4th with Plumms in 5th. That top 5 has a very AIG flavour to it, both new and old.

Table:
1) Barry Paull 83
1) Ben Guarino 83
3) Mark Dewberry 82
4) Simon Ward 79
5) Barry Plummer 77
6) Neville White 72
7) Jason Syrett 68
7) Sarah Sheron 68
9) Ian France 66
10) Ian Monohan 65
11) John McGowan 61
11) Alan Oakley 61
13) Greg Foulger 59
14) Kirstie Baillie 58
15) Danny Rose 54
16) Aaron Barden 53
17) Ready 52
17) Huw Thomas 52
19) Ben Graves 51
19) Neil Reynolds 51
21) Nobby 47
22) Mark Wenman 44
22) Doyley 44
22) Rob Saxon 44
25) Paul Long 41
26) Steve Black 40
26) Rob Munden 40
28) Godders 39
29) Brian Rutter 33
30) Waterman 30
31) Kennett 29
32) Kelleher 16

The FA Cup final between Portsmouth and Chelsea takes place on Saturday May 15th.

Glasgow charms

Breaking news8888888The N&R Champions League Week 36
A new leader with just 4 weeks left, Kirsty's Glasgow Kiss take over from Frank & Beans in the race for the N&R title with Hannoi Utd just a point below in 3rd. Top 5:

1) Glasgow kiss 1,361
2) Frank & Beans 1,352
3) Hannoi Utd 1,351
4) Vodka Hooligan 1,317
5) Loads of Roubles 1,310

Vodka and Roubles have a little ground to make up but are still in with huge chances of winning. In 6th is Tanus Terriers up 3 places, can Lee make a break for it? Guinness & eggs are 7th, Gooner win league, last year's champ, down to 8th. In 9th Boys on Tour with Paris Eagles in 10th.

Old Bodeanians and In Tatters have to remain outsiders and need to see off challengers from below to remain in the top 12.

Those challengers are mostly going to come from Lamb to the Slaughter and Mexican Banana Split but Morgan Machines and Aston Globetrotters will be desperate to get in there after excellent and long campaigns.

The penultimate place swapped to Arsene Knows after Harry Houdini moved away from the bottom. FFC 4Ever remain bottom. All to play for.

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Week 36 in review

A bumper week of exciting end of season games:

Tuesday April 13th
Anelka chalked up a big win for Chelski.

Wednesday April 14th
A late Jagielka o.g. gave Villa an important 2-2 draw at home to Everton, Pompey held Wigan 0-0 and in the big one a certain Danny Rose of N&R FL fame and a huge Arsenal fan scored Tottenham's opening goal in the massive derby win over the Gunners. Oh the irony..

Saturday April 17th
Birmingham must have been rubbish to only draw 0-0 at home to Iain Dowie's Hull. A late slapping of the corner flag meant that Tim Cahill got Everton's last minute winner at Blackburn, thus winning 3-2. An even later goal from 52-year old Paul Scholes gave United a win over their City rivals. It was a day for late goals as Matt Taylor plundered two for Bolton at Stoke to win 2-1.

Mind you Frank Lampard's late goal at White Hart Lane was just a consolation as Spurs rounded off a superb week beating title chasers Chelsea 2-1. Bale and Defoe the scorers. Darren Bent got Sunderland's 2nd in their 2-1 win over down and out Burnley. Fulham and Wolves drew 0-0.

Sunday April 18th
Delfouneso got Villa's winner over relegated Pompey, and in the later game Arsenal added to their stinker of a week by blowing a 2-goal lead at Wigan. N'Zogbia getting the 3rd goal for the Latics in a famous 3-2 win.

Monday April 19th
West Ham were toilet at Anfield as ex-Hammer Benayoun, Ngog and an o.g. from Robert Green sealed a 3-0 defeat.

Honest Dewbs

Breaking news8888888The N&R Europa League Week 36
The Toothless Hoggett moved closer to leader St George's Rovers in week 36. The difference now just 6 points as Alex's Megan and Hannah's Teddy Bears slip to 3rd. Dewbs recently picked up on an error that was made which affected his score negatively, very honorable - particularly for an underwriter.

Sarah's Factastic Fancies remain in the race and are 4th but the No Hopers and Soozie-Sooz Sizzlers are breathing down her neck.

A little daylight exists between the top 6 and the chasing pack led by Mrs Syrett's Savlyuchenko Spurs. Then come an array of market talent Rutts' Goonersmoan, Mono's Blue flag up your arse, Barden's Torres Rosso, Wardy's Bingo FC and small Plumms 2 Infinity & Beyond. All we reckon in with a shout still.

Bottom of the pile by an incredible 93 points is the embarrassment that is Paul Long and Brighton Blues!

Mexican stand off

Breaking news8888888Week 36 scores
Pk's grabbed his first MoW of the season in week 36. It has been a strange one for Paul's Mexican Banana Splits, who started badly but got on a good run to take themselves into the Champions League but despite being only 9 points from a top 12 prized place we know he will be disappointed with his performance, one he has blamed on the women in the competition, although as far as we know none of them are Mexican.

Nonetheless a fiver for Pk after a decent 73 points. Next up were the Toothless Hoggetts with 67 which keeps up their challenge at the top of the Europa League. Tanus Terriers scored 60 then came Glasgow kiss with a point less. Harry Houdini kept alive their prize hopes with a 58 and then on 57 was Blue flag up your arse.

It was good to see Doyley's Viking Ginger do well in week 36. Pete and John's Loads of Roubles both hit 55's. Title challengers Hannoi Utd made 54, whilst Vodka Hooligan were at 40, Guinness & eggs 45, Gooner win league 38 and Frank & Beans just 20.

For the 3rd week running Brighton Blues had the lowest weekly score. This time with 10 points! Deary, deary me as they say in Libertyville.

Monday, April 26, 2010

Week 35 review

Saturday April 10th
Just two league games on the Saturday. Hull were abysmal at home to Burnley, who had not win away all season. But they beat Dowie's dullards 4-1 after being a goal down. Paterson, Alexander (2) and a free kick from Elliott did the damage.

Then Ilan got the Hammers' vital winner over Sunderland

Sunday April 11th
Man City thrashed the previously irresitable Birmingham 5-1 with two from Tevez and Adebayor plus one from Onuoha.

Then by contrast there were 3 0-0's. Blackburn v United, Woves v Stoke and Liverpool v Fulham.

FA Cup
In the Cup there were wins for Chelsea over Villa, although 3-0 did not tell the story of a tight game and Portsmouth surprisingly beat Tottenham 2-0. Harry was a happy man as he had Pompey in extra time at 8/1.

Kiss and chase

Breaking news8888888The N&R Champions League Week 35
In the exciting finale to the N&R FL title race. Kirsty's Glasgow kiss remain 22 points behind leaders Frank & Beans. In 3rd and in close contact is Ready's Hannoi Utd with Vodka Hooligan 4th.

Behind the top 4 is Gooner win league who climb a place and Guinness & eggs who also move up. That is two American teams in the top 6.

In 7th are Loads of Roubles who had an off week, with Boys on tour in 8th. Tanus Terriers move up a place but in 10th are the week's biggest climber Paris Eagles up four.

Then are In Tatters, Old Bodeanians and Lamb to the Slaughter who drop out of the prized places with Morgan Machines, Henry's Aston Globetrotters slowly losing ground, Gunner Bag It, the off-form Godders@mobileemail.vodafone.net, Bens Special Ones, promotion hopeful To Elland Back, ex-champ Mexican Banana Split and my Bermuda Addicks all in touch with the cash prizes.

Below that W Wallace Boys have blown it and Student Ninjas and Arsene Knows are in no mans land. Tim's Harry Houdini currently occupy the penultimate prized place with FFC 4Ever in last, despite his award winning week.

Rovers Return

Breaking news8888888The N&R Europa League Week 35
St George's Rovers still lead the also-rans. Richard is 26 points ahead of undoubtedly hungover Alex and his Megan and Hannah's Teddy Bears. In 3rd up from 4th is The Toothless Hogget with Sarah's Factastic Fancies now in 4th.

Behind these four are camped the No Hopers and Soozie-Sooz Sizzlers, then there is a gap to Torres Rosso, Goonersmoan and Sav's Savlyuchenko Spurs who is looking like owing a lot of sexual favours in the sausage household come mid-May!

Brighton Blues remain bottom with Killer Kilpo in the prized penultimate place spot.

Historic week for FFC

Breaking news8888888Week 35 scores
FFC 4Ever collected their 2nd MoW of the season in week 35. Steve who won a fiver will hopefully watch Fulham march to the Europa Cup final this week to seal a very nice week. A full 10 points behind was Paris Eagles on 45 with Guinness & eggs further back still on 37.

After these three managers it was all a bit concertinaed but with Nancy Lollygaggers, Boys on Tour, Tanus Terriers, Rochdale Allstars, Lovejoy Luvvies, Hannoi Utd, Egg chasing is best, Not a chance, W Wallace boys and Old Bodeanians all having good weeks.

The week 35 lowest score was again by Brighton Blues. Paul scored 8.

Benfleet Bet revised.

Bit of a cock up on the Benfleet Bet front recently when we (well it was Keith actually) added the last totals to the Round 5 scores and not Round 6. We are amazed that only one person pointed this out!

Revised scores after the FA Cup Quarter Finals were:
1) Barry Paull 81
1) Ben Guarino 81
3) Mark Dewberry 80
4) Barry Plummer 77
4) Simon Ward 77
6) Neville White 70
7) Jason Syrett 68
8) Sarah Sheron 66
9) Ian Monohan 65
10) Ian France 64
11) John McGowan 59
11) Alan Oakley 59
13) Kirsty Baillie 56
14) Greg Foulger 54
15) Danny Rose 52
15) Huw Thomas 52
17) Ben Graves 51
18) Ready 50
19) Neil Reynolds 49
20) Aaron Barden 48
21) Nobby 47
22) Mark Wenman 44
22) Peter Doyle 44
22) Rob Saxon 44
25) Steve Black 40
25) Rob Munden 40
27) Paul Long 39
27) Godders 39
29) Brian Rutter 33
30) ChrisWaterman 30
31) Ian Kennett 29
32) Paul Kelleher 16

So with £25 to the winner it is close. Barry, Ben, Mark, Plumms and Wardy are all in with a shout. The Semi-Final scores next week.

What's in a team name

No. 7: Richard Nathan's St George's Rovers
Richard known as Razor in the market for his cutting wit, sharp suits, knife edge drinking habit, his bluntness with the ladies, jagged jaw line and serrated capacity for numbers left me wondering why he chose this name back in August.

Was it after his local boozer? Nope. Some previous dragon slaying that he has kept locked in his closet? Nope. Or perhaps George after his favourite playwright George Bernard Shaw? Don't be silly. His favourite television character then.... George Roper? Mrs Nathan had told me of Richard's propensity to keeping a jar of pickled onions by the bed. Just in case. But no.

It was far simplier than that and it is abundantly clear of course why Richard would pick this name for this season. St George. Stanley Matthews. Bobby Moore. Kevin Keegan. Terry Butcher. Gazza. Becks. Rooney. South Africa. World Cup glory.

Team Challenge Trophy - 3 times a Ready

Keith has won the N&R Team Challenge under two previous guises - Layton Blackham and HSBC back in 2001. Now he and Sav are set to take a 3rd trophy with Bluefin as they cruise to the top of the N&R Team Challenge Trophy table after 36 weeks. The boys are 32 points ahead of newbies JRP, with previous leaders and current champions Willis now in 3rd with Kennett letting the team down.

Just about still in touch are the army of Aon Benfield brokers with Neil Reynolds leading the charge but with Ben Graves dragging his feet. In 5th spot are RSA and the Mexico-London combo of Greg and Leigh. Then just behind in 6th are Aon's International pot pourri unfortunately not helped by the falling Nobby and Davor and the uselessness of the boy down under. We are sorry Tim.

7th is the large Chartis contingent with Waterman currently in the curry buying seat. Down in 8th is QBE and the dream team of Wardy, Rob and Wright.

9th place is Mono and Neville who make up the best of what Tokio has to offer with the collection of Lloyds boys - Kilpo, Tatters, Dan and Cryer in last place.

4 weeks to go.

Photograph of the week

Party time for all Rangers' fans yesterday. Rangers chief executive Martin Bain praised manager Walter Smith for guiding the cash-strapped club to two successive league titles after their win over Hibernian secured the SPL title. Great news for N&R FL manager's Sweaty and Alex.

Premiership +

The title race is quite exciting isn't it? Well exciting if you are a Chelsea or Man U fan or a Sky Sports producer. The rest of us don't care two hoots do we?

Before I get onto that, the relegation battle is settled after West Ham beat Wigan 3-2 at Upton Park on Saturday. Scott Parker, often the Hammers lone crusader this season scoring the cracking winner. Parker is to this day one of the best players I have ever seen in a Charlton shirt. His goal on Saturday was no surprise to me and not just because he is so talented - a talent hugely dampened by a big money move to Chelsea by the way - but because he plays every game like it is his last. Parker is a natural leader and whatever the badge on his shirt, supporters will never be able to knock his commitment.

Iain Dowie of course is a different kettle of fish. After taking Palace and Newcastle down and being instrumental in Charlton's demise he has added Hull City to his CV. I mean Gianfranco Zola gets some stick but after Burnley appointed Brian Laws and Hull Iain Dowie, Stuart Kilpatrick could have kept West Ham up.

The Hammers are poor as have been Wigan, Wolves and Bolton for big chunks of the season but with Portsmouth's financial issues and 10 point deduction and Coyle's departure for Bolton knocking the absolute stuffing out of Burnley plus Adam Pearson's boot sale appointment of Dowie they can all count themselves lucky to survive. With Newcastle and a regenerated WBA next season two of those four might not be so lucky.

Back to the top then and the strange idea that Liverpool fans actually want to lose on Sunday against Chelsea to prevent United winning a stand-alone 19th league crown. Chelsea for me have had the edge all season and as they proved again yesterday have been often thrashing teams at will.

United's game at Sunderland is not clear cut. Bruce has a good record against his mentor Fergie but there is quite a collection of old United players at the Stadium of Light and to beat United every player will have to be at 110% and I wonder if that will be the case.

Liverpool's season and the team that Benitez puts out will probably depend on if they beat Atletico on Thursday. Liverpool can still make 4th place but it appears unlikely especially with City and Spurs meeting in their joint game in hand. If City beat Villa at Eastlands on Saturday it would put the Arabs in pole position.

As for Arsenal, well boring, boring 3rd for Arsene and his young team. Wouldn't it be great to see the Gunners go out and buy a couple of quality players in the summer - a keeper, a central defender and a striker and really challenge for the title next season? You never know in a years time we may have a four horse race. Now that would be exciting.

Saturday, April 24, 2010

N&R Cup Quarter Final Draw

The draw has been made this morning using my coffee mug and bits of paper. A bit like the FA's effort really. The ties will be played this weekend - week 37

Here you go - Quarter Final draw:
Keith Read v Stuart Kilpatrick
Soozie Syrett v Ben Guarino
Barry Paull v Scott Morgan
Alex Boswell v Michael Stout or Richard Nathan*

The first out of the mug tie is an intriguing one. Kilpo has done superbly to get to the last 8 but one would have thought his run might come to an end against title challenger Ready. Ben will start favourite against Soozie whereas Barry Paull and Scott Morgan are very well matched as only 41 points separate them in the league table.

Due to time constraints the replay between Michael Stout* and Richard Nathan* will take place the same week. So the highest scorer is then compared to Barry Paull with the winner of that tie going through to the N&R Cup Semi-Finals in week 38.

The N&R Cup Final will be in week 39.

Friday, April 23, 2010

N&R Cup 3rd Round Results

Played during over the weekend of week 36:

N&R Cup 3rd Round
Martin Singleton 38-41 Scott Morgan
Soozie Syrett
39-26 Ian France
Barry Paull 39-32 Aaron Barden
Keith Read 54-43 Ryan Saveall
Megan McLeod 32-35 Alex Boswell
Mark Wenman 38-44 Ben Guarino
Michael Stout 41-41 Richard Nathan*
Stuart Kilpatrick
39-38 Neil Reynolds

In the biggest shock, probably of the season Kilpo beat reigning league and cup champion Neil Reynolds 39-38 to make it through to the Quarter Finals. Ready beat Sav in the local Bluefin derby, Alex Boswell squeezed by Megan McLeod and Soozie remains the solo female after beating Francey 39-26.

Barry Paull overcame fellow Chartis man Aaron Barden in another derby clash and in a tight game separated by just 3 points Scott Morgan beat Martin Singleton.

The game between Michael Stout and Richard Nathan was tied 41-41 and will replay in week 37.

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Portsmouth's debts £119m

Being a saddo I looked through the administrators report to creditors for Portsmouth Football Club. The debts range from £1 to £38m which is owed to former owners while more than £9m is due to 15 agents.

Players such as Muntari, Sol Campbell and Niko Kranjcar are owed for image rights and others such as David James for bonuses. Watford, Spurs, Lyon, Lens and West Brom are all owed money for transfers.

However searching through the long, sad list of trade creditors, amongst the doctors, sports shops, schools, dry cleaners and local contractors were two names that stood out:

Aon 8 Devonshire Square, London $154,934.57
SBJ Stephenson (BLUEFIN) New Malden, Surrey £20,700.09

Incredible. In fact on that long, long list Aon are one of the biggest creditors as are kit manufacturer Canterbury, who are owed £1.9m. They will all be lucky to get 10 pence on the pound. Let's hope Man U don't fuck Aon over so royally.

2009/10 N&R FL prize money announced

Drum roll please..... these will be the prizes for this year's competition:

N&R Champions League
Champion
- £220 plus the coveted title trophy
Runner Up - £150
3rd - £110
4th - £85
5th - £60
6th - £50
7th - £40
8th - £30
9th - £25
10th - £15
12th - £10
25th - £10

N&R Europa League
Winner - £60
2nd - £40
3rd - £30
4th - £10
32nd - £10

Cup
N&R Cup winner - Trophy

Others
Oldies qualification winner - £25
Young Un's qualification winner - £25
Benfleet Bet winner - £25
Team Challenge - Trophy
Best weekly score winner - £40
Worst weekly score - £40
N&R Death List - £25 (to be carried forward into next season if not won)
Managers of the week - £5 each (or shared if a tie)

All prizes in GBP but will be converted to USD at £1 to $1.50.

An incredible 66 prizes in total. Good luck to everyone.
Nobby & Ready

Frank & Beans in pole position with 6 exciting weeks to go

Breaking news8888888The N&R Champions League Week 34
So here we are the 26 best managers fighting it out for the 2009/10 N&R FL title. And early indications are that the coveted trophy may end up going stateside for the first time in the N&R FL’s 14 year history.

Feldbruegge and Malloy’s Frank & Beans sit pretty on top with 6 weeks left, 23 points ahead of Kirsty’s Glasgow Kiss and 39 in front of Ready’s Hannoi Utd. In 4th is Vodka Hooligan with 5th John McGowan’s Load of Roubles and 6th current champions Gooner win league. All six of these managers could lift the trophy come the middle of May.

Behind the top six and still with a great shout of silverware and prize money is another American Steve Black and his Guinness & eggs. In 8th are Lamb to the slaughter, who have lost their way in recent weeks, 9th is Boys on Tour and 10th Tanus Terriers, who have spent the whole season challenging at the top of the table(s).

Realistically behind these teams, managers are probably left to concentrate on the prize money (see other post). In Tatters, Old Bodeanians and Paris Eagles lead a host of teams that have fantastic chances to win money.

Lower down the N&R Champions League table Gunner Bag It, Ben’s Special Ones, Bermuda Addicks, Student Ninjas and Morgan’s Machines will all be hoping to put a run together by utilizing any unused transfers.

There is also a cash prize for the Penultimate Place and Davor’s W Wallace Boys, an early league leader, currently occupy the prized 25th position.

Pride at stake for also-rans

Breaking news8888888The N&R Europa League Week 34
The runners up then but still with cash to play for with the top 4 winning money (see posting). Top first off are St George’s Rovers, 26 points ahead of the unfortunate to miss out on promotion, Factastic Fancies. It’s tight though with Megan and Hannah’s Teddy Bears just behind and The Toothless Hogget, the No Hopers and Soozie-Sooz Sizzlers all in close company.

Behind these six are at least another four who could win the title and probably another 10 who have potential to win some prize money.

Also there is a Penultimate Place award for the team coming 2nd from bottom. Not easy let me tell you, although I think it was James Bird who won it two years in a row once!

Currently Killer Kilpo sit in pole position with Brighton Blues behind him and Cesc and the City above.

Gay Paris

Breaking news8888888Week 34 scores
What Paul Hart would give for a week like Barry’s Paris Eagles had in week 34. 47 points was enough for the Parisian to win a fiver, finishing 3 behind Sarah’s Factastic Fancies and 4 in front of Razor’s St George’s Rovers. Both of those teams of course falling into the also-rans N&R Europa League.

Hannoi Utd had a good week with 42, a point more than Neville’s Not a chance and two greater than Torres Rosso and That’s not you.

In Tatters added 39, Morgan’s Machines and Pure Irish 38 each and 37 was fashionable amongst 2Infinity & beyond, Arsene Knows and Nancy Lollygaggers.

Bermuda Addicks and his Serbian BFF W Wallace Boys each scored 36, whereas Soozie Sooz sizzlers and One night in Paris putted a 34.

Other notable scores in the week that decided which managers chase which prizes were Frank & Beans 28, Glasgow kiss 24, Vodka Hooligan 29, Loads of Roubles 19, Gooner win league 25 and Guinness & eggs 28.

Week 34’s worst score was by the current worst manager Paul Long. Brighton Blues scoring a paltry 11 points.

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Volcano disrupts N&R FL

Apologies for the delay in week's 34 and 35. I am down in East Sussex finishing off the easter eggs waiting for the ash to disappear and Ready is desperately hoping to get out of Heathrow on Friday for a holiday in Thailand.

Subject to the National Air Traffic Services (NATS) and the Met Office normal N&R FL service will be resumed shortly.

Monday, April 19, 2010

Photograph of the week

For 41 years Rochdale have played their football in the 4th tier of professional English football. Not one promotion, not one relegation. Well on Saturday Dale and their loyal, loyal supporters finally had something to celebrate as they won promotion to League One.

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Volcano

I should be on a plane now, like hundreds of thousands of others but instead have just enjoyed one of my Mum's roast dinners. Tomorrow my parents are off to Plumpton Races.... well it's rude not too isn't it? Any tips gratefully received although Aerospace in the 3.20 has my name all over it.

I am re-booked on Wednesday afternoon's BA flight to Bermuda but with the airspace bans continually being extended by 6 hours (currently until 7am tomorrow) the sudden resumption of flights, particularly long haul ones looks improbable.

Yesterday both KLM and Lufthansa flew Boeing 737's to the usual maximum altitude of 13km (8 miles), the German airline actually put 10 trial airplanes in the sky without any effect whatsoever. More trials were due to take place today in France, Italy and Britain, with BA's CEO Willie Walsh on board incidentially. No doubt in first class. Nonetheless despite how much I am missing my other-half and 5-month old daughter I don't particularly want to be sat on the first plane taking off.

Unsurprisingly the airlines this evening called for a review of the flight ban. European's biggest airlines are mostly already financially strapped and are estimated to be losing £25m each a day whilst their jets are grounded and their staff sit at home or are stranded like the rest of us. Governments I am sure will be put under pressure very soon by airlines to either prove the science or open their coffers to provide financial underpinning.

I'm supposed to be in Boston the week after this, as you can imagine my fretful other half is thrilled by that prospect. Fortunately at least for me I have the comfort of my parents home, roast dinners and a pretty loaded wine rack unlike many who are misplaced and unsure to where the next bed will come from.

I can tell some untoward travel stories from my life, in fact this year has been a bit of a nightmare to be honest, but who would have thought a south-eastern wind and a volcano not even considered to be one of Iceland's, let alone the planet's most dangerous could cause so much global anguish and anxiety. The title of the world's most dangerous volcano belongs to Italy's Mount Vesuvius if you were wondering.

Finally a word for Iceland, who after ruining the global economy, clogging up the world's skies and giving us relegation virtuoso Hermann Hreidarsson, I find myself wanting to stick up for this implausibly beautiful country. I was lucky to visit in 2006 and surrounded by land so cinematic to appear unreal in Þingvellir I looked deep into the continental drift between the North American and Eurasian Plates and stared for ages into an abyss while my fingers and toes froze. I knew I'd never forget that moment.

Friday, April 16, 2010

N&R Cup 3rd Round Draw

The draw was made this morning for the Nobby & Ready Cup 3rd Round. The points will come from this week - Week 36 and cover the weekend's entire Premier League programme. First ball please Keith:

N&R Cup 3rd Round
Martin Singleton v Scott Morgan
Soozie Syrett v Ian France
Barry Paull v Aaron Barden
Keith Read v Ryan Saveall
Megan McLeod v Alex Boswell
Mark Wenman v Ben Guarino
Michael Stout v Richard Nathan
Stuart Kilpatrick v Neil Reynolds

The match that jumps straight out is the derby clash between Ready and Sav. Games between Stout and Nathan and Soozie and Francey should also provide plenty of excitement.

Friday, April 09, 2010

Self-portraits

I don't know if you saw these but some Premier League managers and players have drawn self-portraits for a book called 'The Art of Football' which will be auctioned of for charity. Nice idea.

Click here to see all of them.

Thursday, April 08, 2010

Letters

Dearest Nobby & Readypops

I just wanted to say, I really enjoy reading your blog each week (when its on time....) but have found the past two weeks to be actual Danny (Dyer).. this is mainly coz you have been talking about the Totscum ... seriously, sort it out son, there not what they are cracked up to be and the quicker Man City get firm 4th spot, the happier I will be.....

Soozie & Her Sizzlers
Apologies Sooz, if Arsenal ever look like winning anything ever again we will run an Arse feature just for you - N&R

Wednesday, April 07, 2010

N&R Champions League & Europa League

As you scroll down you will see listed the 26 teams that will next week start the battle for the 2009/10 N&R FL title. 13 qualifiers from the Oldies and Young Un's with the remainder competiting for pride and a little prize money in the Europa League. All this starts from next week, week 34.

As a taster, this is the current top 5 in the standings:
1. Frank & Beans 1,276
2. Glasgow kiss 1,257
3. Hannoi Utd 1,223
4. Vodka Hooligan 1,222
5. Load of Roubles 1,220

Also next week, we will announce this season's prize money. Stay tuned.

Photograph of the week

You have to give it to Chris Hughton. No one gave the man a chance, but he has led Newcastle to promotion losing just 4 games and with 5 weeks left. Watch him get the boot in the summer for someone 'famous.'

Road to Wembley - 10 interesting facts

I know there are a lot of Spurs fans out there, so you probably know all this but anyway if you don't enjoy:

1) Spurs are the 3rd most successful FA Cup team of all time behind Man U and Arsenal. They have won the competition 8 times since 1901 and have reached the final 9 times.

2) German Striker Max Seeburg joined Spurs way back in 1907 whilst still in the Southern League and became the first foreigner to play in the English Football League when Spurs were elected to join the Second Division in 1908. Of course it was Spurs who pioneered to foreign players again in the 1978 when Ossie Ardiles and Ricky Villa.

3) Tottenham Hotspur have an impressive musical past having charted numerous pop songs over the years, largely thanks to the club’s connections with the duo Chas ‘n’ Dave who released 5 singles on the club’s behalf throughout the 80’s and early 90’s. The most successful of these was the classic “Ossie’s Dream” which got released in 1981 to support the FA Cup run and reached number 5 in the charts. The players themselves even got in on the act with Tottenham’s famous midfield pair Hoddle & Waddle, who missed a trick by releasing the single under their forename’s Glenn & Chris, climbed to number 12 in the charts with their song “Diamond Lights”. They even made an appearance on ‘Top of the Pops’ back in 1987 and they were not the only Spurs players to have done so. Just a couple of years later in 1990, Paul Gascoigne performed a cover of Lindisfarne’s “Fog on the Tyne” and got all the way to number 2 in the UK singles chart! The entire Spurs first team released an album to celebrate the 1967 FA Cup Final. It was recorded at the world famous Abbey Road studios and included “Glory, Glory Halleluja” and “Hello Dolly” as well as Terry Venables singing “Bye, Bye Blackbird”, Allan Mullery, Cyril Knowles, Frank Saul & Eddie Clayton singing “Maybe its because I’m a Londoner” and Greavsie’s version of “Strollin’”. Sad but true.

4) Ossie’s dream was realised in 1981 with Tottenham’s FA Cup triumph but he allowed his joy to get to him when he celebrated by grabbing the trophy and diving into the dressing room baths, hurling the cup into the air. It smacked the ceiling and dented the rim and whenever the trophy has been photographed since, this defect has had to be slyly hidden, often with a carefully placed hand clutching the edge.

5) Arsenal Football Club made themselves permanent enemies of the Tottenham faithful when they moved their South London home at Woolwich to North London and into Spurs territory. They only fueled the hatred when, just one year later, Spurs were relegated and joined Arsenal in the Second Division. The Football Association decided to extend the First Division by another 2 teams and historically this meant that the teams scheduled for the drop would stay up instead. Somehow Arsenal’s chairman managed to persuade the FA that they should take Tottenham’s place despite only finishing in fifth place in the second division, 4 points behind third place Barnsley who stayed down. Same old Arsenal always cheating!

6) The very day in 1919 that Arsenal pinched Tottenham’s place in the First Division, the club’s pet parrot collapsed and died. The parrot had been a gift from a ship’s captain as the Spurs team returned from a 1908 tour of Argentina & Uruguay and it lived a healthy and happy life on its perch at White Hart Lane for a full 11 years before its untimely end. It’s death is thought to be where the phrase “as sick as a parrot” came from.

7) White Hart Lane has been the home of Tottenham Hotspur for over a hundred years but, for a brief period during the First World War they had to play home games at Highbury as the Lane had been taken over as a gas mask factory (insert anti-semetic joke here). Similarly, for a short while during the Second World War, Arsenal used White Hart Lane whilst Highbury was commandeered as a First Aid and Air-Raid Precaution centre amd later as a library. Legend tells that Arsenal made the promise that, as a thank you to Spurs for accommodating them, they will always incorporate a tiny bit of blue somewhere in there kit. They always wore a bit of white and often had blue socks but, interestingly, from 1946 Arsenal changed their socks from red & blue hoops to white & blue. The design lasted for 15 years right up to 1960 but whether it was done on Tottenham’s behalf is debatable as they had worn blue & white socks previously in the 30’s. After 1960 blue only appeared in the Arsenal strip for 2 years between 1967-69 but from 1982 up to the present day there has always been a bit of blue & white in the Arsenal strip, if only in the badge.

8) It is perhaps not surprising to hear that the Premier League’s fastest ever goal was scored by Newcastle United’s prolific striker Alan Shearer when he netted in just 10 seconds against Manchester City in 2003. However, the record is shared with a slightly less likely goalscorer in Tottenham’s talismanic centre-back Ledley King who also struck in 10 seconds against Bradford City 3 years before Shearer in 2000. He has been injured ever since.

9) The world renowned football superstar that was Diego Maradona never played his foot-ball in England. However, Tottenham Hotspur FC became the only English club the great man ever lined up for when he ran out alongside the likes of Mark Falco, Chris Waddle, Clive Allen, Gary Mabbutt, Graham Roberts, Paul Allen and Glenn Hoddle when Spurs took on the might of Inter Milan in Ossie Ardiles’ testimonial game in 1986. Tottenham won the game 2-1 with goals from Falco and Clive Allen. Ardiles captained the side and Maradona wore the number 10 shirt. Despite having retired from club football a year earlier, Pat Jennings came on in the second half to replace Ray Clemence in his last ever first team appearance for the club before heading off to play for Northern Ireland in the 1986 World Cup in Mexico.

10) Originally Tottenham bore a shield with a large letter ‘H’ upon their chests that stood for Hotspur. However, in response to the popularity of the bronze statue of a cockerel that towered over White Hart Lane since 1910, the emblem was redesigned to incorporate the strutting cockerel. In 1956 it evolved into a coat of arms that added other local landmarks to the composition. A pair of lions were assumed from the Northumberland family’s arms in recognition of their involvement in the area and stood either side of the club’s badge. To the top left of the shield is a crudely drawn castle that represents Bruce Castle. Bruce Castle was built sometime in the early 16th century and has long been associated with the area. It now stands just 500 yards to the south-east of White Hart Lane stadium. In the top right there are seven trees that correspond to the seven sisters from which the district gets its name. Originally, seven elm trees stood in a circle on Pages Green, Tot-tenham. The place is considered very ancient with the elms being over 500 years old and said to stand on the site of a sacred grove, Pages Green perhaps being derived from Pagan’s Green. Interestingly, the elms were replanted to the east in 1886, the year Spurs first started playing competitively, and seven Lombardy Poplars were then planted once more on the original site in 1955, the year before the football club redesigned it’s crest to include the symbolic trees. Come on, no one knows this shit? Finally, the latin inscription that adorns the scroll at the base of the emblem reads “audere est facere” and translates as “to dare is to do” and probably refers to the daring exploits of Harry Hotspur who gives his name to the club.

Ready pops

Breaking news8888888The Oldies Latest Week 33 Table
A lot of excitement actually in The Oldies table during the last week of action. Hannoi Utd (fixxxx!) climb from 4th to top and jumps into the Champions League full of spunk and 25 quid richer. Keith pipped Vodka Hooligan by just ONE point and was THREE points ahead of John's Loads of Roubles, who remained in 3rd.

Meanwhile Lamb to the slaughter after leading for so long ended the Oldies season in 4th.

There were no surprises in the promotion race. Both Bermuda Addick and Arsene Knows made it to the Champions League stage, this despite strong finishes from Megan & Hannah's Teddy Bears and the No Hopers.

Therefore the qualifiers for the N&R Champions League stage are:
Hannoi Utd
Vodka Hooligan
Loads of Roubles
Lamb to the slaughter
Guinness & eggs
Old Bodeanians
In Tatters
Paris Eagles
Godders@mobileemail.vodafone.net
To Elland Back

Gunner Bag It
Bermuda Addicks
Arsene Knows

The rest drop into the N&R Europa League.

Kirsty Franked

Breaking news8888888The Young Un's Latest Week 33 Table
All happened in the last week in the Young Un's too. Tim & Dennis' Frank & Beans just edging out Glasgow kiss for first place and the $40 prize. Well done lads. Commiserations Ms Baillie. But both easily qualify for the big prize of the title of N&R Champion 2009/10.

Talking of champions, Neil Reynolds is making some good ground in an effort to retain the N&R Trophy. Gooner win league finished 3rd with the consistent Tanus Terriers in 4th. Boys on Tour finished strong but Aston Globetrotters dropped to 6th.

Morgans Machines ended up comfortably winning promotion to the N&R Champions League and FFC 4Ever and W Wallace Boys both qualified as well.

Despite an awesome final week Dewbs Toothless Hoggets didn't make it nor did Soozie-Sooz Sizzlers and heartbreakingly neither did Factastic Fancies who after such a wonderful run pushed herself into contention only to fall back in the final two weeks.

The following team will qualify for the N&R Champions League:
Frank & Beans
Glasgow Kiss
Gooner win league
Tanus Terriers
Boys on tour
Aston Globetrotters
Mexican Banana Split
Ben's Special Ones
Student Ninjas
Morgan Machines
Harry Houdini
W Wallace Boys
FFC 4Ever

The rest will drop into the N&R Europa League, where prize money will still be up for grabs.

Tuesday, April 06, 2010

Gnasher

Breaking news8888888Week 33 scores
Mark Dewberry shocked the fantasy world last week by winning the MoW award and also claiming the season's best weekly score of 103. The Toothless Hogget gummed his way to within a few points of promotion in an mighty effort and will hope this propels him onto success in the N&R Europa League.

The season's 3rd best score of the season (95 pts) fell to Alex's Megan & Hannah's Teddy Bears, who also just missed out on promotion but will like to think they have a great chance of claiming a Europa League prize. One man who did win promotion was Scott Morgan and his Machines' who hit 89, also a massive score.

Incredibly another season also-ran (sorry Sooz) was another bright spark in week 33. Soozie-Sooz Sizzlers scored 86, but was nowhere near promotion. Boys on tour were though and got 84 to send them on their way. Gooner win league scored a scary 82, scary to those managers looking to win the title as Neil, last season's champion, is coming up fast on the rails.

Hannoi Utd scored a season's best 78, three more than promoted Ben's Special Ones. Gianfrancophiles has had a terrible season, as had Ben to be honest, but he hit 74 in week 33. The in-form No Hopers twatted 73, 2Infinity & beyond 72, Rochdale Allstars 71 and Lovejoy Luvvies 70.

The week's lowest score in a big scoring week was FFC 4Ever with 12.

Best weekly score leader

A new Best weekly score leader and a 40 quid prize for the winner. Dewbs is currently top place, with Sarah in both 2nd and 10th.

Here are the top 10:
1. Mark Dewberry. Week 33. 103 points
2. Sarah Sheron. Week 25. 101 points
3. Steve Merchant. Week 20. 96 points
4= Felbruegge/Malloy. Week 25. 95 points
4= Alex Boswell. Week 33. 95 points
6= Neil Reynolds. Week 25. 91 points
6= Alan Oakley. Week 25. 91 points
8. Scott Morgan. Week 33. 89 points
9. Sarah Sheron. Week 19. 88 points
10. John McGowan. Week 26. 87 points
Scores up to week 33.

N&R Cup 2nd Round Replay Results

Week 33 was the 2nd Round N&R Cup replays as follows:

Alex Boswell 95-72 Barry Plummer
Danny Rose 49-89 Scott Morgan

The ties resulted in crashing blows for Barry and Danny as Alex and Scott qualify for the 3rd Round draw to be made soon.

Ready's Benfleet Bet - Latest

After the Quarter Final matches of Ready's Benfleet Bet Barry Paull hit the top spot with an impressive 10 points and it’s all to play for with 6 points (or one correct score draw) separating the top 8 managers.

Fellow CheeseRoll Plums is in 2nd, Bingo is 3rd with Dewbs 4th.

For the semi-finals predict any score – no restrictions for although the home and away scenario still counts despite games being played at Wembley.

Table after the Quarter Final matches:
1) Barry Paull 71
2) Barry Plummer 70
3) Simon Ward 69
4) Mark Dewberry 67
5) Neville White 66
5) Jason Syrett 66
7) Ben Guarino 65
7) Ian Monohan 65
9) Sarah Sheron 59
10) Ian France 58
11) John McGowan 55
12) Alan Oakley 53
13) Danny Rose 52
14) Ben Graves 51
15) Huw Thomas 50
15) Kirstie Baillie 50
17) Neil Reynolds 49
18) Aaron Barden 48
19) Greg Foulger 47
20) Nobby 46
21) Ready 44
21) Mark Wenman 44
21) Peter Doyle 44
24) Rob Saxon 41
25) Paul Long 39
25) Godders 39
27) Steve Black 37
28) Rob Munden 35
29) Brian Rutter 33
30) Chris Waterman 30
31) Ian Kennett 29
32) Paul Kelleher 16

Thursday, April 01, 2010

Road to Wembley - Redknapp's return


So Tott-en-ham are our new Road to Wembley boys. Ready is chuffed but equally knows that the N&R FL is the kiss of death.

A week or so ago David Bentley and Roman Pavlyuchenko helped Tottenham come from behind to beat Fulham and reach the semi-finals at Wembley.

Fulham did take the lead though when BOBY ZAMORA met Damien Duff's pass with a crisp finish to give confident Fulham a deserved half-time lead but the introduction of BENTLEY at the break changed the game, with the winger curling in a free-kick before crossing for PAVLYUCHENKO to volley home. Eidur Gudjohnsen rounded off a fine move to set up a clash with busted flush Portsmouth.

More on that another day but let us take you back through this year's N&R Road to Wembley:

Extra Prelim Round
Bitton 1-1 Newport IOW
Att: 93
Extra Prelim Round Replay
Newport IOW 2-1 Bitton
Att: 153
1st Prelim Round
Newport IOW 0-5 Wantage Town
Att:
1st Qualifying Round
Mangotsfield 3-0 Wantage Town
Att: 146
2nd Qualifying Round
Gillingham Town 1-1 Mangotsfield United
Att: 505
2nd Qualifying Round Replay
Mangotsfield United 3-0 Gillingham Town
Att: 263
3rd Qualifying Round
Truro City 1-1 Mangotsfield United
Att: 574
3rd Qualifying Round Replay
Mangotsfield United 1-1 Truro City (The Mangos won on pens 4-3
Att: 529
4th Qualifying Round
Mangotsfield United 1-2 Forest Green Rovers
Att: 946
1st Round Proper
Forest Green Rovers 1-1 Mansfield Town
Att: 1,149
1st Round Replay
Mansfield Town 0-2 Forest Green Rovers
Att: 2,496
2nd Round
Bath City 1-2 Forest Green Rovers
Att: 3,325
3rd Round
Notts County 2-1 Forest Green Rovers
Att: 4,389
4th Round
Notts County 2-2 Wigan Athletic
Att: 9,073
4th Round Replay
Wigan Athletic 0-2 Notts County
Att: 5,519
5th Round
Fulham 4-0 Notts County
Att: 16,132
6th Round
Fulham 0-0 Tottenham
Att: 24,533
6th Round Replay
Tottenham 3-1 Fulham
Att: 35,432
Semi-Final (at Wembley)
Portsmouth v Tottenham