The Bard

Breaking News 88888 Manager of week 3
Aaron Barden was the collector of the 3rd fiver of the season after a half century of points. Godders was next up with 44, then Nobby with a wonderful 41, shame he then went and transferred half his team. Comrade Ready hit 40 to kick start his season and Dom Barrett scored 39.

Danny Rose had a good week with 38 which put his side in 2nd place of Div 2 and Chris Wright also did well in the same division with 35.

Other scores of interest were season lows for PK and Kirsty, while Francey, Barry Paull and current champion Ryan Saveall all batted season highs.

In Div 2 consistency was the name of the game for Rob Beere and Greg Foulder. Sweaty hit a season's best as did Ian Monahan and the week's worst score was by Martin Lee, with unlucky 13.

Ajax power

Breaking news 8888 Division 1 - week 3 news
Aaron Barden's Ajax Treesdown surge into 2nd place, a jump of 7 places, to within 10 points of front runner Obafemi & the Femidoms after hitting week 3's best score. Sleepless Knights nuzzle up in 3rd with Glasgow kiss slipping to 4th. Flighty Feet, Egg & (Stevie) Bacon and Runningoutofroubles all remain in the top places which give Div 1 a consistent look even though proper managers say that you shouldn't judge a league table to at least week 7.

So Brighton Blues, please don't despair.

Tally.Wacker.co.uk got caught with his pants down and sinks to 14th, Keep the faith, buoyed by the Seagulls new ground becoming a reality, moves up to 10th. Hannoi Utd whalloped 40 pts and move up the table 6 places. Lovejoy's Luvvies are the new entrant into the prepubescence relegation zone.

Arsene know-all

Breaking news 8888 Division 2 - week 3 news
Megan & Hannah's bears' early lead at the top of Div 2 was cut to just a point after an excellent week from Arsene Knows.

Student Uprising continue happily in 3rd after scoring 35 pts and Barrett's the Bollocks move into 4th with Californication up a slot to 5th. Godders' Premiership - here we come join the top 8 for the first time this season after scoring the 2nd best weekly score.

Elsewhere Red Bull Ginger plummet 9 places after a poor week, PLG is a Fud climb 6 places in the other direction and Nobs Jockeys finally get their arse into gear and hit a very decent 41 points and move off the bottom. Thus meaning that I won't carry out my threat made to Mark Simmons that I was going to withdraw from the league if I was still bottom after week 3.

That pleasure is now had by Hargs Hammers, although he does not actually own the worse score over the two divisions.

Rant over

So Becks has knackered his knee. When will he learn that going into a tackle like a girl and falling over like he's been picked out by a sniper is not big or clever. 6 weeks out and Tom Cruise and the rest of LA want their money back.

Transfer window deadline today. Marcus Bent will thankfully now be looking up skirts and pulling old slags in Wigan and not Chinawhites. Derby and Sunderland prepare themselves for The Championship promotion race next season by signing Kenny Miller and Kenwyne Jones respectively.

One of the strangest deals was old 'Arry signing Glen Johnson for £4m but letting Gary O'Neil go to Middlesbrough. I can only imagine the brown paper bag the accompanied the Boro offer was too good to turn down.

Mad Dog Martin Allen got the tin-tac from Leicester this week after beating Watford 4-1. Apparently Allen had declined his chairman's overtures that he should sign Jimmy Fat Hasselbaink on 20k a week. That Mandaric bloke should get his head out of arse, especially in a week when football lost 3 young men is tragic circumstances.

QPR's Ray Jones used to light up a room with his smile according to the man that signed him, Ian Holloway. He and two of his friends died in a car accident last weekend.

Young Sevilla player Antonio Puerta had it all but lost his life by sadly dying of a cardiac arrest suffered whilst playing last Sunday against Getafe. His dream was to play for his home town club - he did but sadly only 54 times.

Then a young Zambian player called Chaswe Nsofwa died after collapsing during a training session with his Israli 2nd division side Hapoel Beersheba on Wednesday.

And finally Liverpool FC as a tribute to 11-year old Rhys Jones who was shot dead by scumbags last weekend played the Everton Z Cars anthem over their public address system as the players came out for their Champions League match on Tuesday.

Class, something that Milan Mandaric will no nothing about.

Movers and Shakers

A couple of N&R transfers recently that I felt needed to be announced. In Chicago Paul Long left AmWins to join Colemont Insurance Brokers. "A premier global insurance and reinsurance broker" it says on their website. Hang on, I will need to check that again.

And Emma Wylie has left Lansons, who judging by the way she dances, I assumed were the house of champagne to join a company that I have never heard of called MRM. So I googled MRM and found the Mormonism Research Ministry. Congratulations I am sure you and your 4 husbands will be very happy.

Road to Wembley - A bit about Alvechurch FC

Our Cup boys take on Bolehall Swifts, who are in the same Midland league as Alvechurch's last victims, Cadbury Athletic on Saturday. Look out for their result. Here is a bit on The Church:

- Team manager is Shaun Cunnington. He used to play for Wrexham, Grimsby and Sunderland.

- Previous players include Arsenal's Alan Smith and former Ireland star and Preston assistant manager David Kelly

- The furthest they have ever been in the FA Cup is the 3rd Round proper in 1973/4

- Home colours are gold & black

- They were formed in 1929 and play at the beautiful Ley Meadow in Redditch.

Femidoms finger a fiver

Breaking News 88888 Manager of week 2
Apologies to my lady readers for the headline but blame Mark Wenman for a ridiculous name - how can I be funny about femidoms, eh? Probably the most unsexy love device since Greg Harris.

Anyway this is dear Nobby, not dear Deidre, and I have to tell you that Mark Wenman won the 2nd MoW award and a fiver will be making its way I am sure over the bar in The Lamb very shortly. Wenners rattled in 54 points, 5 more than Razor Nathan.

Other decent weeks were gained by Dewbs (47) and again by Glasgow's finest Kirsty Baillie (46).

Div 2 was a bit closer with Chris Wright notching 40 points, fellow AIGer Chris Waterman scoring 39, ex-Aiger Boswell with 38, and Megan McLeod and Danny Rose each managing 35 from different sides of the Atlantic.

The two worst scores were from Paul Long, who I have noticed has just made 6 transfers and Paul Hargis, who is a Hammers fan so that makes that a lot clearer.

Wenners doing somersaults

Breaking news 8888 Division 1 - week 2 news
Obafemi & the Femidoms proudly sit atop of the N&R Division 1 after a stunning week of action. They are just 3 points in front of Glasgow kiss, who have started the campaign very perky indeed. In 3rd is Sleepless Knights with early season favourites Flighty Feet in 4th.

Johnny Mc is carrying on his good form from last season with Runningoutofroubles FC just behind Higgs & Barwick in 5th. And two of my favourite team names Egg & (Stevie) Bacon and Tora Tora Torres share 6th place.

Inter Thepub and Pure Irish make great gains after week one and Hannoi Utd head a number of teams hoping not to be in the relegation places too long.

The bottom four are Croatian drug-runner and part time gofor Davor's Dinamo Ilegalna Imigrant, James' Space Badgers, John's (non-playing) Rooney & Ronaldo's Revenge and finally Paul & Christian's Brighton Blues.

Here come the Bears

Breaking news 8888 Division 2 - week 2 news
Megan & Hannah's Bears continue the season in fine fettle after another good week - 38 for Alex. Arsene Knows and I'm sure he does, are in 2nd now, 6 points ahead of a triumvirate of teams.

They are Get him Big Dave, virgin boy Student Uprising and virgin on the ridiculous Carnarvon Kickers. In 6th is Californication, 7th lie Barretts the Bollocks and 8th is Emirates FC.

On their heals are Red Bull Ginger, The Wylie Coyotes, Helen's Hotties and Boys on Tour.

Further down the table in 17th is Wizzi's Wonders, who were unfortunate to get relegated and new boy's What the hell in 24th. Bottom is Nobs Jockeys and frankly I give up.

Rant over

So Flapper Robinson is worse than Calamity James? Surely if Kasey Keller can play for Fulham, then Peter Shilton could make a return for England because blimey he could do no worse. Can you imagine the next north London derby? Lehmann and Robinson together. Wow, one for the goalkeeping connoisseurs that. I might be biased and I think Godders would agree with me, but put Scott Carson in for the games against Israel, Russia and Hrvatska.

Of course we could all club together for a private jet to allow Becks a quicker commute, or how about sacking Steve 'very interesting' McLaren and replacing him with that very nice Swedish man with glasses. Always rated the bloke personally.

There was a time that a league table wasn't produced until after 4 games. I used to like it that way, particularly if Charlton lost their first 4 games, then it was almost like it didn't count. But I have come to realise that the papers now produce tables after 1 game to give fans of clubs outside the big four a chance to gloat because lets face it after 4 games it reads something like the following (in no particular order):

1. Man Utd
2. Chelsea
3. Arsenal
4. Liverpool

And then it doesn't change for the next 9 months. Dull, dull, dull. No stop it Spurs fans, don't make me laugh - get back to your phone and ring the 606 show.

But what about Man City being top then? I bet Neil Cryer let more dodgy quotes go through the books the day after the Manc derby win than ever before. Razor, if you are reading this - send your last quarter's book of dodgy Marsh deals straight to the Franchise Board. Piece of piss.

Has Martin Jol been sacked yet? What's that? A vote of confidence, oh great I bet that has cheered the Dutchman up. Little Sam at Bolton's getting it in the neck too, whilst you have to give it to Big Sam don't you? I mean how many managers do Newcastle have to have before their fans realise that they are shit. Winning one game does not make you Champions League winners. Please put your tops back on and start booing again.

Finally was Roy Keane right about what he said on WAGS controlling their husbands. Does he not think that footballers are not intelligent human beings and have their own minds? Don't answer that.

Road to Wembley - Cadbury's flunk

After holding Alvechurch to a 1-1 draw at home on Saturday, Cadbury Athletic succumbed to a heavy defeat on Tuesday in the replay. Cadbuy play at a rung below Alvechurch on the football ladder and Saturday's first game was Cadbury's big chance to progress particularly when leading 1-0.

However Alvechurch become our new N&R Road to Wembley team after hammering the chocolate boys 6-0. Goals coming from RAVI SANGHA (2), KEITH ROSTILL, STUART HENSMAN, LEE CHILTON and a OG wrapped things up. Alvechurch will play Bolehall Swifts from the Tamworth area in the next round.

The attendances for the two games were 68 at Cadbury and a whopping 89 at Alvechurch on Tuesday.

Please don't forget the entry money

In the immortal words of Bob Geldof. We want your fucking money. Please excuse my Irish accent, but if you have not paid yet, then please either do so by one of the following means:

1) Send my parents a cheque made out to me or drop it in my bank. Details as follows:

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4) Pass it to Ready in the London Market. He will be on the prowl.

Any manager not paid up by early September will face expulsion from the N&R League - sorry, but we mean it!

Bozzie's boondoggle

Breaking News 88888 Manager of week 1
The early days of the season always throw up some surprises. Man City top of the Premiership whilst Man Utd and Bolton battle it out for relegation. Leeds relegation odds being cut from 2/1 to 4/1 and the biggest surprise is that West Ham have yet to be accused of doing anything unlawful, although it was settling to see Craig Bellamy have a spat with his manager just 2 games into the season - some things never change.

And so in the world of N&R fantasy, it does ocassionally follow reality particularly when old cart-horse Alex Boswell wins the season's first MoW the award. An extra 5 quid will be finding its way into Megan and Hannah's pocket money we hope.

Alex was closely followed by early Div 1 leader Ben Graves, who scored 44 points and Huw Thomas (see, I told you the first week is fcuked up!), John McGowan and new boy Howard Grace.

The weeks worst score was actually in Div 1 and owned by Davor Duvancic, the Croat mafiosa, who managed a utterly rubbish 6 points.

Wake up and smell the bacon

Breaking news 8888 Division 1 - week 1 news
Egg & (Stevie) Bacon is a stoopid name for a fantasy football team, but it might be one that we have to get used too, as Ben was the quickest out of the blocks in N&R Division 1 last weekend. Ben is a point ahead of Runningoutofroubles FC, an apt name but we are sure John won't be one of those new-found Chelski fans that moves on to supporting Man City once Roman gets bored or imprisoned and it all goes to pot at Stamford Bridge.

Glasgow and Oldham have often being compared and Kirsty and last season's champion Ryan Saveall occupy good early berths as does Obeonekanobenil. God, I wish you lot would give your teams sensible names, like Catherine and Karen's Flighty Feet, who stand in 6th.

Below their soft paws come Wenners' Obafemi & the Femidoms, and Tally.Wacker.co.uk. Now, in case you were wondering what a Tally Wacker is PK kindly gave us a link to this http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=TALLY+WACKER. Yes, simply a big dick then, how very suitable.

At the bottom as we have already said is Dinamo Ilegalna Imigrant, 5 points behind Lamb to the Slaughter.

Other teams worth a mention were Keep the faith, with Francey's celebrated excel spreadsheet having a good start to the season, Soozie's sausages, who should frankly get it on with Ben Graves for a bloody good fry-up, scoring 26 and last season's surprise package Richard Nathan's Tora Tora Torres notching 17.

Flat up top and tight at the bottom

Breaking news 8888 Division 2 - week 1 news
Megan & Hannah's bears sit proudly on top of N&R Division 2 after the first round of scores with Get him Big Dave in 2nd.

Carnarvon Kickers was a late entry - Howard texting me on the Friday night drunk as a skunk whilst stood outside The Lamb, but they are in 3rd just ahead of Pete Doyle's Red Bull Ginger - a lethal cocktail if I ever heard one. Arsene Knows lie in 5th, with Barrett's the Bollocks making a welcome return in 6th.

New boy Greg Foulder saw his Boys on tour make an excellent start as did Helen's Hotties, of which I am assured there are 11 of and not just 2!

Endurance's collective team, The wise prankers with Martin Lee as head coach also had a very good first week and lie in joint 8th.

The bottom is very tight (sic) with Lee's Last train to Seaford on 15 and then 3 teams each on 17 - What the hell, 2Infinity & beyond and a pile of poop called Nobs Jockeys. Dear me, after 13 bloody years of doing this, you would have thought that I might be friggin half decent at it, eh?

Other teams first weeks to note were early season favourites Premiership here we come and Californication who scored 28 and 27 respectively. Goonersmoan hit just n-n-n-19 and N&R's new friend the Wylie Coyotes, who I took a bit of a fancy to at the end of season do, although I suspect it was mutual, scored 26 in her first week.

Picture of the week

Becks scored his first goal with a trademark curling free-kick, in his first start for LA Galaxy in Wednesday's SuperLiga semi-final win over DC United. It was about time because the locals were getting a bit tardy as his huge move to the MLS has not gone quite to plan.

The Road to Wembley - Cadbury Athletic FC

All of you plastic Chelski, ManU, Arsenal and Liverpool fans probably think that the FA Cup begins at the semi-final stage in May, well you and your tv remote controls would be wrong, because the world's most famous cup competition, 2nd only to the MLS' Lamar Cup, actually begins this weekend with the Extra Preliminary Round.

372 teams from all over the country take part in the first round on Saturday and as is customary, we have selected one to put the quite considerable full weight of N&R FL behind it.

Come Saturday night over-weight postman, candlestick makers and underwriters will be heroes in towns and villages across England as they their teams progress to the Preliminary Round proper in a couple of weeks time. 13 victories later and they will walk out at the final at Wembley on May 17th, 2008. Easy.

This is the full draw.

There are some great names amongst them including West Allotment Celtic, Esh Winning, Bottesford Town, Daisy Hill, Maine Road, Blackpool Mechanics, Coventry Sphinx, Walsham Le Willows and Bemerton Heath Harlequins but we have plumped for someone close to everyones heart.

Cadbury Athletic FC play in the Midland Football Combination Premier Division and are affiliated with the Cadbury's factory based in Bournville. Better than that Hershey's toilet anyday of the week!

The club use Cadbury's logo as its badge and even play in the Cadbury's corporate colours of purple and white. Cool eh? The players do not however wear little white masks.

They have their own website - click here, and check out star player Leon Mooney's photograph!

It is Cadbury Athletic's first ever appearance in the FA Cup and they will be our first boys on the road to Wembley and play Alvechurch at home on Saturday at 3pm.

Cadbury Athletic - Did you know?

1) Cadburys sell enough Cadbury Dairy Milk each year to cover all 92 Premier and Nationwide League football pitches in the UK - five times over.

2) If all the Creme Eggs made each year were stacked one on top of each other they would stretch from the Bournville factory in Birmingham to Australia - around 12,000 miles.

3) Over 1,300,000,000 Cadbury Roses chocolates are sold every year in the UK - enough for 25 per person.

4) The total weight of Cadbury Dairy Milk produced in one year is equivalent to 51,641 minis or 7,230 Indian elephants.

5) Cadbury Athletic Football Club was formed in 1994 by an employee of Cadbury's

6) Cadbury's products include Flake, Creme Egg, Double Decker, Picnic, Crunchie bar, Heroes, Mile Tray and LA Galaxy.

Division 1 and Divsion 2 split

55 managers, £1,375 in prize money, which is roughly $10,000. Two divisions, big question: who will be in which. Here you go:

Division 1

Ryan Saveall will be attempting to retain his trophy, something that the majority of previous winners have found very difficult. Last year’s runner up and previous champion Ready will start as one of the early favourites as will the dream team of Barwick and Higgs. Other pre-season desirables include Barry Paull, Paul Kelleher, Ben Graves and dirty Leeds fan Rob Munden, who will start with a 15 point deficit for a laugh.

Last year’s Championship winner Mark Simmons does our scores, and fuck I don’t check them, so he must have a chance as does another promoted man, Iron Mark Wenman.

Last season’s first timers generally did very well. Paul Long, who gets more help than he lets on from his son, will start in Div 1 as will AIG's Aaron Bardon, Razor Richard Nathan and a little known soccer fan John Littig. Or should that read knows little about soccer?

Other Div 1 starters are Mark Dewberry, who surprised everyone last season, including all of his colleagues at AIG, the very sexual Kirsty Baillie and the less sexual Alex Byatt, who forms 1/9th of the Aon Re posse.

Promoted managers include 2nd season Shay Reddy, ex-champion Soozie Syrett, who incidentally is looking for a boyfriend, and is listening to offers. Send SAE via me here at Nobby & Ready Towers with photo, plus Nigel Tatlock and Glenn Francis.

The big turn up last season was the promotion of both Ian France and Alan Oakley. Francey who abides by an excel spreadsheet, the same one that Leeds use for budgeting purposes, turned the tables upside down on the bookmakers and got promoted as did Oakers, who abides by The Sun and what he overhears in the boozer lunchtime.

Because a huge influx of new managers to the N&R FL, both Davor Duvancic and Hilary Ryan are given relegation reprives. Davor, an illegal immigrant living in a basement flat in Chicago with 15 of his sisters will be hoping for a good season as will Paddy Hilary Ryan.

And lastly James Down, who missed out on promotion by a couple of points, starts the season in the top flight too.

Division 2

Starting in the 2nd Division will be last year’s relegated managers, the fallen from grace ex-champion twice over Peter Godfrey. Also dumped into the second tier were another ex-champ Barry Plummer, new bird Megan McLeod plus a couple of old moaners Brian Rutter and Neil Cryer, who frankly were both not good enough for the top division anyhow!

As well as a couple of the relegated managers, I would say Rut and Godders, Danny Rose should also be there or thereabouts. Another previous champion (my that must have been a good bribe) Peter Doyle should challenge as too will Chris Waterman, who rumour has it, is paid so shit he can no longer afford to pay for the end of season curry's around at AIG.

Other players who will be hoping for far better seasons in this league are Chicago-based Michael Stout and Tim Feldbruegge, who teams up with his mate Dennis. A quick starter is Lee Day, but he soon becomes a bit of a flop. We need more stamina from the chicken eater this season.

Huw Thomas was part of the team that won the Team Challenge Trophy last season despite a lowly finish.

Then there are perennial bottom feeder battlers such as Rob Beere, Alex Boswell, Martin Singleton and Lee Baughan. Nobby puts himself in that collection of degenerates as well.

The N&R FL sees a return to the fray of Dom Barrett and Ian Monahan, whilst Howard Grace graces us with his presence and finally we have new contenders and fantasy unknown quantities of Steve Black, Martin Lee (who is leading an Endurance team), Helen Peters, Greg Foulder, Paul Hargis, Emma Wylie and Chris Wright.

Week 1’s scores will be out soon.

Sack Race - we have a winner

It is normally custom for bets to be waged on who will be the first football manager to get fired after the season starts. This season that race lasted 2 days after Carlisle United sacked ex-Palace coach Neil McDonald after just 1 game, a draw at Walsall. Last season McDonald led Carlise to 8th in League One.

"The board of Carlisle United Football Club regret to say that they have lost confidence in Neil McDonald and are terminating his contract forthwith" said a statement." Nice work.

So, who will be the first manager to get the old heave-oh in the Premeirship? Here are the current odds:

Lee S 5/2
Hutchings C 4/1
Curbishley A 6/1
Jol M 8/1
Bruce S 10/1
Sanchez L 10/1
Davies B 12/1
Southgate G 14/1
Redknapp H 20/1
Wenger A 20/1
Benitez R 25/1
Moyes D 25/1
Mourinho J 25/1
Allardyce S 33/1
Ferguson A 33/1
Coppell S 33/1
Hughes M 33/1
Keane R 33/1
Eriksson S 33/1
O'Neil M 40/1

The two favourites were both only appointed pre-season. Interesting that Sven is one of the outsiders. Also think Martin Jol may just have moved up the rankings after 2 opening defeats. I would plump for Curbs, althought O'Neil at 40's is worth a fiver I would say.

Rooney out

Tough titty for all of you that chose Wayne Rooney is your starting line ups. After Michael Duberry stood on his toe accidentially on Sunday, Rooney suffered a hairline fracture to his toe for the 3rd time in 3 years.

Congratulations to those of you that plumped for Carlos Tevez, as he now looks likely to see a lot more action over the next 8 weeks.

Remember the weekly deadline is Tuesday at 5pm GMT. Click here for all injury updates.

Kick off

The fantasy league season started for me on early Saturday morning, sorting through 54 entries and putting them into some semblance of order with a massive hangover. I was back in London this weekend and got horribly hammered Friday night and stayed at a friends place, who had tracing paper for curtains, so waking up with a cracking headache, jetlag and having to turn my laptop on hopefully proves to you that this N&R FL malarkey is not all as gamourous as you lot probably make out.

This season we will run two divisions, based on last season’s final places. All new entrants will have to start at the bottom and work their way up. We have 27 entries in Div 1 and 27 in Div 2, and we expect there will be a certain coming together of the best scoring sides at some time in the season, so we get the ultimate best manager.

There will also be the Nobby & Ready Team Challenge Trophy and 11 teams will contest that to have the honour of having a tacky trophy on their desks, engraved by the blind cobbler two blocks from where I live.

Of course we will have a weekly winner, i.e. the manager who hits the week’s best score over the two divisions and plenty of other goodies that Keith and I will dream up over the course of the next 9 months.

If can find the time I might resurrect the N&R Questionnaire, if only to get Rob Munden’s response to some rather embarrassing questions.

A big welcome back to the familiar names, some of which have been with us for 10 years and a warm welcome to a host of new faces this year, some actually quite attractive, but some quite ugly.

For those of you new to the most sought after insurance (and select hangers-on) fantasy league on the planet, it is on here, http://www.nobbyandready.blogspot.com/ that you will find all the news, stories and utter bollocks that this season’s N&R FL will bring.

Weekly scores will come out weekly, no shit Sherlock, or depending on how busy or drunk I am.

Every manager can make 12 transfers at any time, with no restrictions on how many players you can have from one club, just a maximum team value of 50million quid and a formation of either a 4-4-2 or a 4-4-3. The weekly deadline is Tuesday at 5pm GMT.

Just to help you lot of amateurs, and to prevent Ready and I sweeping up, on the right hand column of this web page you will find all kind of helpful links. Go on click on a few. Oh, and the top one is all about my rock star life as a Charlton fan and expatriated insurance broker living in Chicago, just in case you can’t sleep at night wondering what the heck I am up to.

That just leaves me to wish good luck to you all. Amongst other things this is a way for me to keep in touch with some old and new friends in London and the US, so please make it as interactive as possible. We have had over 5,000 visits to the blog, so please feel free to comment and I am such a girl when it comes to gossip, so don’t forget to include me on an email or just drop me a line once and a while.

Take care and enjoy the rest of the summer.
Nobby & Ready

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