Flat up top and tight at the bottom

Breaking news 8888 Division 2 - week 1 news
Megan & Hannah's bears sit proudly on top of N&R Division 2 after the first round of scores with Get him Big Dave in 2nd.

Carnarvon Kickers was a late entry - Howard texting me on the Friday night drunk as a skunk whilst stood outside The Lamb, but they are in 3rd just ahead of Pete Doyle's Red Bull Ginger - a lethal cocktail if I ever heard one. Arsene Knows lie in 5th, with Barrett's the Bollocks making a welcome return in 6th.

New boy Greg Foulder saw his Boys on tour make an excellent start as did Helen's Hotties, of which I am assured there are 11 of and not just 2!

Endurance's collective team, The wise prankers with Martin Lee as head coach also had a very good first week and lie in joint 8th.

The bottom is very tight (sic) with Lee's Last train to Seaford on 15 and then 3 teams each on 17 - What the hell, 2Infinity & beyond and a pile of poop called Nobs Jockeys. Dear me, after 13 bloody years of doing this, you would have thought that I might be friggin half decent at it, eh?

Other teams first weeks to note were early season favourites Premiership here we come and Californication who scored 28 and 27 respectively. Goonersmoan hit just n-n-n-19 and N&R's new friend the Wylie Coyotes, who I took a bit of a fancy to at the end of season do, although I suspect it was mutual, scored 26 in her first week.