Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Wake up and smell the bacon

Breaking news 8888 Division 1 - week 1 news
Egg & (Stevie) Bacon is a stoopid name for a fantasy football team, but it might be one that we have to get used too, as Ben was the quickest out of the blocks in N&R Division 1 last weekend. Ben is a point ahead of Runningoutofroubles FC, an apt name but we are sure John won't be one of those new-found Chelski fans that moves on to supporting Man City once Roman gets bored or imprisoned and it all goes to pot at Stamford Bridge.

Glasgow and Oldham have often being compared and Kirsty and last season's champion Ryan Saveall occupy good early berths as does Obeonekanobenil. God, I wish you lot would give your teams sensible names, like Catherine and Karen's Flighty Feet, who stand in 6th.

Below their soft paws come Wenners' Obafemi & the Femidoms, and Tally.Wacker.co.uk. Now, in case you were wondering what a Tally Wacker is PK kindly gave us a link to this http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=TALLY+WACKER. Yes, simply a big dick then, how very suitable.

At the bottom as we have already said is Dinamo Ilegalna Imigrant, 5 points behind Lamb to the Slaughter.

Other teams worth a mention were Keep the faith, with Francey's celebrated excel spreadsheet having a good start to the season, Soozie's sausages, who should frankly get it on with Ben Graves for a bloody good fry-up, scoring 26 and last season's surprise package Richard Nathan's Tora Tora Torres notching 17.

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