Rant over

So Becks has knackered his knee. When will he learn that going into a tackle like a girl and falling over like he's been picked out by a sniper is not big or clever. 6 weeks out and Tom Cruise and the rest of LA want their money back.

Transfer window deadline today. Marcus Bent will thankfully now be looking up skirts and pulling old slags in Wigan and not Chinawhites. Derby and Sunderland prepare themselves for The Championship promotion race next season by signing Kenny Miller and Kenwyne Jones respectively.

One of the strangest deals was old 'Arry signing Glen Johnson for £4m but letting Gary O'Neil go to Middlesbrough. I can only imagine the brown paper bag the accompanied the Boro offer was too good to turn down.

Mad Dog Martin Allen got the tin-tac from Leicester this week after beating Watford 4-1. Apparently Allen had declined his chairman's overtures that he should sign Jimmy Fat Hasselbaink on 20k a week. That Mandaric bloke should get his head out of arse, especially in a week when football lost 3 young men is tragic circumstances.

QPR's Ray Jones used to light up a room with his smile according to the man that signed him, Ian Holloway. He and two of his friends died in a car accident last weekend.

Young Sevilla player Antonio Puerta had it all but lost his life by sadly dying of a cardiac arrest suffered whilst playing last Sunday against Getafe. His dream was to play for his home town club - he did but sadly only 54 times.

Then a young Zambian player called Chaswe Nsofwa died after collapsing during a training session with his Israli 2nd division side Hapoel Beersheba on Wednesday.

And finally Liverpool FC as a tribute to 11-year old Rhys Jones who was shot dead by scumbags last weekend played the Everton Z Cars anthem over their public address system as the players came out for their Champions League match on Tuesday.

Class, something that Milan Mandaric will no nothing about.