Tight B uttocks

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Ian Kennett strolled to the week 5 MoW award with 48 points, 8 more than Dougal's Living in Sin. The incredibly named Incontentia B uttocks move handsomely up the Serie A table to 5th.

In Serie B Hilary Ryan's London Irish continue their road to recovery with 39 points, whilst slow starters Thank You 4 The Daze (37), Rose's Rovers (36) and Ping Pong Yoyo Aces (36) all had very good weeks. PK's Epping 'dog walking' club also slipped in with 36 points.

This means that Serie A have won 3 of the 4 MoW awards so far even though Barry Paull is the league's leading points scorer with 197 points. Serie A have also gained more points - 3,425 v 3,201, which altogether means A is currently a much tougher league to play in and it also means that Martin Singleton is pony.

By the way week 5's lowest score was by Francey's Vote Seagulls Party. I vote Burn the friggin spreadsheet!