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Breaking news 8888 Week 16 scores
Californication who have slowly been putting together a good scoring run rolled into the top 10 in week 16 for the first time of the season. With a MoW award to boot after scoring 56 points, Chris climbed 7 places to 7th and hurdled colleagues Barwick, Higgs and Dewberry plus old AIG'er Barry Plummer. That curry bill is looking even less likely Chris?

Talking of ex-AIG (you would have had it marked down as the school of drinking not insurance wouldn't you?) but Greg Harris had a jolly good fagging week. Roffey's rejects notching 51 points to climb even further away from the bottom of the table. Sir Greg now looks up not down, bit like when he was at school I expect.

Rob Munden of course never worked for AIG, he's never worked for St Paul to be friggin' honest, although he did once get caught.... oh, we won't go there again!

Ken Bates' beard, after re-reaching the top 10 3 weeks ago, are now in 8th after a sterling 48 points for the Leeds supporter in week 16.

Heppers kept up the pressure on Godders at the top of the pile after So he got shot up the harse scored 47. The gap is still as much as 58 points though as I *ucking hate Chelsea scored 46!

Suzie Syrett could not nick a 4th MoW on the spin but she still scored an impressive 46 points and Ping Pong Yo-Yo join Californication as top 10 newly-weds.

Ready's Hannoi Utd had their best week since August and 46 points take him up to 16th from 20th. The floppy haired Francey (I said hair ladies!) is also moving away from the arse-end of the table (I'm sure there's a Brighton joke in there somewhere?). Keep the faith also had there best 7-days since August and jump 4 places to 29th.

Other notable efforts in week 16 were Galacticos FC (44), I hate Gerrard (44), Football Academy (44), London Irish (43) and Christian Dailly Football Genius (43).