The Light & Bitter and Light Lager Cup 1st Round Results

Here are the results of the 1st Rd of League Cup matches:

Light & Bitter (Div 1) 1st Round
Tanus Terriers 23-24 Loads of Roubles
Bobby Z is world class 28-33 Woody's Round Up
Hannoi Utd 23-19 Sainsbury's Maggotts LMFC
Still good on paper 24-21 CHAMP19NS
A Whitened Smut 32-25 Bingo FC
Nobby Junior 29-20 Socceroos
Super, Super Sav, Super Savlyuncheko 26-20 Financial Bale Out
Paris Eagles 24-53 Gooner win the league
FFC 4 Ever 38-19 Ted Striker XI
ThE DrEaM FacTorY 22-20 Room with a view
Two points, two flats, and a packet of gravel 21-18 We are all Keith Lemon
Boys on tour 24-25 The Magnificent Eleven
Brox banditos 25-25* Harry Houdini
To Elland Back 34-24 Still not a chance
Asahi Kirin Sapporo Saki Eight 23-27 Travelodge Kettles
Bagpuss 11 35-19 Non Calculated Risk

15 teams through then in the Light & Bitter with Brox & Houdini to replay in week 11. The biggest shock of the round was probably Paris Eagles being comprehensively beaten by Gooner win League in their own back yard. In the tightest match The Magnificent Eleven beat Boys on tour with the odd point in 49. Loads of Roubles, Still good on paper, Hannoi Utd and the ThE DrEaM FacTorY all came through very close matches.

Light & Lager (Div 2) 1st Round
Kings of Leon Osman 36-20 Standard Ginger
Buy, Buy, Buy Arsene Wenger 18-34 Dynamo Chicken Kiev
Barceloner 28-31 Pimp my side
The No Hopers 27-14 Dan's Dribblers
Arsene still knows 23-33 Muddy's Mavericks
Megan & Hannah's Teddy Bears 11-14 Californication
2Infinity & beyond 21-41 Glasgow kiss
Full Metal Jacket 18-26 Red Ken relives the 80's
Morgan's Machines 30-28 Goonersmoan
Hammer Nation 16-19 Conan's Destroyers
Pure Irish 14-17 Luis & Carroll's Adventures in Wonderland
SAF 19-21 Brighton Blues
Dalton's Worblers 34-21 Chillers Champions
Gooner Go Up 27-36 Kiwi Fantastic
Stocky's Starlets 17-34 Alchees Lubes
Lazarus Utd 19-15 Sons of Pitches

A lot more surprises in the Light & Lager. Luis & Carroll went to league leader Pure Irish and won, plus 2nd placed 2Infinity & beyond also fell at the first hurdle to Glasgow kiss. In all the Chartis-totty face-off Dalton overcame Chillers by 13 points.

Also the two worst teams of the week fought it out with old pro's Californication beating fellow N&R stalwarts Megan & Hannah's bears by 14-11.