Week 34 review

The Arse were held at home by Blackburn, which put a nasty spike into their title hopes, Birmingham improved their situation beating Bolton 2-1, Bent scored twice at Villa drew at Goodison 2-2 and injury hit Newcastle thrashed Wolves 4-1.

Stoke held Chelsea 1-1, Torres did not score! Fact! Woy got wevenge as his West Brom side beat his old Liverpool side 2-1. Brunt with two pens.

Rooney scored a hatrick and swore on the field of play. After me.... naughty, naughty, naughty Wayne. West Ham were beaten 2-4 after being 2-0 up.

Wigazzzzzzz drew with Spurs 0-0. I fucking hope those northern monkeys go down and return to playing Widnes at Rugby on ITV just before the wrestling on a Saturday afternoon.

Also that weekend Man City somehow contrived to score not just one goal but five against Sunderland, the new Charlton as it was pointed out this week, i.e. they reach 38 points and give up. Sadly Charlton are still doing that in League poxy One.... a lesson there to Sunderland.

Fulham kept Blackpool looking over their shoulders as they thrashed the Tangerines 3-0.