Photograph of the week

Simon Jordan recently boasted that he has fifteen cars - he listed them as he was so proud of them. I mean, how can you need 15 cars? He will be allowed to keep them all, of course, and his yacht, which he brags he paid £3m for even though he is owner of Crystal Palace FC, who entered administration this week. Meanwhile non-playing jobs will go, Neil Warnock, their manager will see his best players sold cheaply from underneath him (he already has the administrators telling him who he can play), local businesses will not get bills paid and the fans, who will no doubt be left to pick up the pieces like those fans at Chester, Stockport, Luton and Darlington, will be the ones that will suffer.