No.4: Mark Simmons' Vodka HooliganFor those of you that don't know Mark, he is our very own walking talking lottery machine that churns out the numbers every Wednesday and basically without him, we wouldn't have a bloody tough time surviving without any scores!
Anyway, Mark spends his life darting between Suburban Surrey, The Ship and Poland, which is where he was the week before the season was about to start. Trouble is whilst he should have been inputting all of the teams into his huge computer system and then texting me to say it was all done, he decided instead to get horribly drunk on Polish water and then proceeded to cause a mini riot in a backstreet bar in Warsaw. He was last seen being dragged out of the bar by the local Policja singing God Save The Queen whilst clutching his laptop and hanging on to his glasses. Vodka Hooligan indeed!
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