Week 12 review

In the early north London derby Spurs continued their move to midtable as Arsenal beat them 3-0 at the Emirates. Van Persie two and Fabregas scoring. Chelsea beat Bolton in a serious case of deja vu. Alexander scored two as Burnley put another squeeze in Hull's Phil Brown's permatan bottle. Everton and Villa shared the spoils at Goodison with the highest scrabble score in the N&R listing Bilyaletdinov getting the home goal.

Berbatov and Rooney left it late for Man U at home to Blackburn. Dindane who is just a Z away from being brilliant scored a hat-trick as Pompey have suddenly found the net. They beat Wigan, who I was just praising the other week. I'll take it back, they are shite. Must be.

Wolves fought back to get a valuable draw at Stoke. Fanny Craddock cooking up a brace. And my favourite other fat bloke called Reidy, Andy scored a cracking free-kick as the Black Cats came back to draw with the unlucky Hammers.

Finally, not forgetting Liverpool, now almost stranded at the bottom of the table after getting thrashed by Fulham 3-1. Fuck me even Zamora scored. Biiiig minus points for Degen and Carragher too for getting sent off.