Engagement

Apologies but this is long overdue and I am sure old news in and around the whore houses of Barking but Paul Kelleher a few months back on holiday, just after he got caught slipping back in the hotel room window before day-break proposed to his lovely girlfriend Gemma in Turkey. She (clearly on severe over the counter medication and three bottles of Blue Curacao) said YES.

Great news and good luck to Gemma on calming Pk down, once the scourge of cougars and Milfs all over the boroughs of Newham, Barking and Dagenham and Havering. Gemma mind you does have this awful habit of spilling very expensive red wine on very expensive shirts and trousers. They are clearly a match made in heaven.

Seriously a long overdue congratulations from Nobby & Ready.