Transfers and bribes

Just a reminder, the deadline for transfers is Tuesday at 5pm each week. If you need an updated list, just email me. I'll add one to the email this week.

Also to reiterate, Ready and I are open to bribes. Cash, sexual favours or beer are all acceptable tender. But Pk, we have to exclude you from the sexual favours because we know where you have been.

The reason I mention this is that we have been subject to some (il)legal approaches recently. Offers of Mexican dancing girls and claiming to have more money than 50 million because you've applied for a government bailout have all been considered but subsequently declined, but don't give up.