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Breaking News 88888 The N&R FL League Table
Yet another new league leader, two of them in fact. And both Arsenal fans. The beautiful Soozies Succulent Sizzlers and the grammatically deficient Gooner Win League sit pretty on top of the pile after week 8. Soozie in fact has climbed 51 places since week 2 and is looking favourite to do an incredible double of walking up the aisle and the grander walking down to The Lamb to collect her title trophy. Neil meanwhile has had a fanatstic start to his N&R career.

Last week's leader 2Infinity & beyond drops to 3rdand Beaver Ruin stay 4th. Student Ninjas in turn fall to 5th, just 7 ahead of the Hull City of the N&R FL, Sweaty Palms who incredibly are in 6th - keep it up Sweats.

Current champion Pk and his Tallywacker's Bukkake Marathon are in 7th and then comes Torres Rosso, Glasgow kiss, back in the top 10, and Goonersmoan. Rutts has now fallen from top to 10th in 3 weeks.

Hannoi Utd slip 4 places to 11th and Elland (Glad) Back move up a place to 13th. I'm keeping an eye on Pam Ross (only because I'm told she's tidy) as St Mirnoff hurdled 6 places to 13th in week 8, and another big climber was Hot Pink Center who jumped from 27th to 16th.

Brighton Blues fall to 17th, Gerrardinho is up 6 to 18th and Mrs Soozie and his Bangers are 19th.

Lower down Loads of Roubles drop to 8 places, Towels on the bench climbed 10 places after a season's best and watch out for little Nobster, whose Bermuda shorts storm into 35th place after their best week of ther season!

At the bottom Champions finally climb off it, and are replaced with Curbishley is sh*t. Dangleberry Rovers are in 53rd and Pure Irish in 52nd.