Our man in Mexico

Greg Foulger is our man in Meck-i-co. He has wired in this latest transcript about his fantasy team and some of his challengers for the title:

"World phenomenon Boys on Tour have been spotted training in the foothills of Mexico City with manager Gregory Foulger and new director of football Sven-Goran Eriksson. The altitude training would now appear to be paying dividends after a fantastic performance in Week 7 as the Boys on Tour look to build on an impressive first season. Asked about the season so far, Gregory Foulger merely replied

"yes we’re sampling the tacos, of course we share in a tequila or two in the afternoon but most of all it's about enjoying the football. Myself and Sven are looking at total football, look at the boys, just look at them. Yes, Sven and I are very handsome blonde men, and in Mexico that goes a long way. Put it this way, it's done us no harm, look at morale. My mum always said you couldn't get a good roast outside of England, myself, Sven and JT beg to disagree."

When asked about the other managers in the league, maverick Gregory Foulger replied "what do you think?", an impressive insight from the man crowned 'World's sexiest manager 2004-2008'.

Foulger did however express his disgust at the entry of Ryan Saveall "I was hoping we'd got rid of that toe rag, I personally can't stand him. Ryan and Huw Thomas represent everything that's wrong with the modern fantasy game. They're all about themselves, they're all ego. I'm the special one, i'm the most handsome and i'm by far the most talented manager."

Boys on Tour maverick Gregory Foulger then admitted to making a grave error in locating preseason training in Miami. "It was all too much for the boys, I made an error of judgement. Yes myself and Sven had a right old time but we spent a lot of the shareholders' money, team bonding with various young ladies was at times taken to an excessive level and young Jimmy Bullard went AWOL on numerous occasions. I believe that after experiencing the excesses of Miami he's now considering a transfer to Sweaty Palms, I understand their manager Lee Baughan endorses that kind of behaviour if you get my drift."

Foulger then went on to comment about the recent rumour that Thaksin Shinawatra was looking to finance a takeover of Hannoi United and make a substantial sum of money available for transfers: "Hannoi United can buy whoever they want, it doesn't mean they will have a good team. You need all things together, the alchemy of the team, the direction of an inspirational manager. They've got Read, they've got nothing. Give them as much money as you want, Hannoi will still be a mediocre team and Read will still be a little d*ck head."