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Breaking News 88888 The N&R FL League Table
Gerrardinho top the table after 14 days with 97 points, a full 15 points ahead of Dynamo Kebab in 2nd place. Rumours that bookies are already closing their book on Razor are unfounded. In 3rd spot is Gooner Win League (honestly these yoof's grammar is appalling) equal with Elland (Glad) Back and In Tatters.

A couple of points behind them are Glasgow Kiss (*still subject to a points deduction for lewd behaviour), then comes Brighton Blues. In 8th are Torres Rosso, 9th Philly Feet 2k8 and then a host of teams tie for 10th. Only 21points separate 10th from 40th.