Nipples tuned in

Breaking news 8888 The Plate - week 39 news
35 points is now the difference between Premiership - here we come and In Tatters. NY Eagles are a further 7 points adrift and it seems between these three as we enter the final two weeks.

Pure Irish are now just a point ahead of Carnarvon Kickers after a slow week. Lower down Wizzi's Wonders move upto 10th.

Nipple Antennae tuned again in week 39 and remain in the prized penultimate position.