If You - Peter Godfrey

Godders tells us about his hopes for no targets, redundancy and caring politicans.

If You
Name: Peter Godfrey
Nickname: Godders or Mr Kipling (If anyone’s seen my golf swing, they’ll know why)
I Support: Heart – Man Utd. Financially – Charlton, although undecided as yet about next season (glory boy - Nobby)
Birthplace: Eriffff, Kent (just south of Manchester - Nobby)

1) If you weren’t in insurance, what would you do for a living?
Professional drinker

2) If you could be someone else for the day, who would you be?
The Queen

3) If you could be a fly on the wall anywhere, where would it be?
Bin Laden’s cave

4) If you could have those x-ray eyes that could see through clothing, who would you look at first?
Cameron Diaz

5) If you could be any footballer past or present, who would it be?
George Best

6) If you could change the team you support, who would you change it to?
Why change now after 40 years?

7) If you worked at airport security, who would you like to search knowing that you can be as obnoxious as you like?
Tony Blair

8) If you were the Prime Minister or President, what would be the first thing you did?
Ban specific sub- targets in any work objectives, thus allowing people to actually do what they should be doing. I.E. Private sector making as much profit for their company as possible. Public sector doing what it says on the tin – teachers teaching, police policing, doctors doctoring, nurses nursing etc. It’s terrifying to think how much time and effort is wasted in trying to reach irrelevant targets, rather than actually doing what should be done.

9) If you won the lottery, what would be the first thing you bought?
A one-way ticket to Thailand

10) If you could invent anything, what would it be?
A politician who didn’t lie and actually had their constituent’s interest at heart, not their own

11) If you could have starred in a movie, which one would it be?
Dr No – opposite Ursula Undress

12) If you could have been at any football game, which one would it have been?
1957 CAFC v Huddersfield. 10-man Charlton win 7-6 having lost Ufton at 0-0 and been 4-1 down

13) If you could make one of your dreams real, which one would it be?
Redundancy tomorrow

14) If you could live the life of any person in history, who would it be?
George Best

15) If you were born again, would you want to come back as the opposite sex?
Pass