St. John

Breaking news 8888 The N&R Premiership - week 30 scores
A surge ahead in week 30 by Littig's Rockstars. John's joint best weekly score of 36 saw him move 21 points ahead at the top of the Premiership. Flighty Feet remain 2nd but both Cristiano's allstars and Roubles close the gap on them.

Watch Lovejoy's luvvies in 10th though who have climbed up from the lower reaches in recent weeks. Epping 'dog walking' club are another team on the up.

In the relegation zone NY Eagles (I'm seeing Barry this week for beers) drop into it for the first time while Thieving Chelsea Gits haul themselves out for the first time.

At the bottom 16 points for I Still *ing Hate Chelsea meant that Pete is now just a point behind Goonersmoan, who 7 weeks ago were 7th.