Massive but not as big as Littig's

Breaking News 88888 Manager of week 25
James Down’s Massive tackle (sic) stormed to week 25’s top score with a wondrous 114 points, second only to John Littig's 132 points in week 20. This moves him up 9 places in The Championship, who have a new leader in Mark Simmons. Sven and Janas top the table after a 109 point week, relegating Jonny Forskins to 2nd. Jonny scored 64.

The next big hitters all came from The Premiership. East Indian Summer burnt 107, Cristiano’s allstars hit back with 105 but new table-toppers Flighty Feet slammed 103 and become the top birds for the first time.

Wizzi’s wonders blew out of the relegation pack with a 102 point score and Muddy Funsters climb into the prized places with 101.

Christian Dailey and Thieving Chelsea gits (I can only assume Rob means Messrs Bates, Wise and Poyet) both scored a fine 93.

Goonersmoan who have now successfully moved from 6th to 20th in 3 weeks had week 25’s worst score of 35.