Swedish meatballs for brains!

Why the fuck have we still got this Swedish twat running our national team? So he's never seen Walcott play. He's never seen me play either so what have I done wrong apart from my boss not being David Dein? He's picked two crooked strikers but not a bloody good crooked centre half (Ledley King). But don't panic he has the free-scoring Colin Crouch, who has scored 13 goals in 55 matches for Liverpool this season. Christ if Steven Gerrard played in my Sunday team I would have been averaging a goal every other game.

He's taken Jermaine Jenas, probably one of the best 20 midfielders in the country and Owen Hargreaves, his German lovechild and on the spot translator when Sven's out trawling the Frankfurt brothels. Sol Campbell? He will also be busy in the brothels I expect.

I'm not knocking the inclusion of Aaron Lennon because he's had a good season and Reo-Coker on the standby list the same but why didn't Eriksson maybe try them out in a friendly? Fuck me Phil Neville's got 80 odd caps.

We've got Stuart Downing going because McClaren told him to pick him. No Wright-Phillips, no Defoe but hey, a Championship striker, who was completely outshone in the play-off games against Watford. But of course if we are looking for a dodgy penalty....

Just 4 strikers but don't worry Joe Cole can play up front?! Do you think he was confusing him with Carlton Cole? But I suppose he's better than Darren Bent, the highest English goalscorer in the country. Have you seen us play this season? He gets about 1 half chance every 2 games and amazingly has scored 22 goals in 44 games. Absolutely fucking astonishing. We may as well not fucking go. Can you imagine if we get through a couple of rounds, probably due to a couple of lucky results and Lampard's and Gerrard's goals and we have a 17 year old who has never played in the Premiership and just 14 Championship appearances to his name and a lanky piece of piss carry 50 million people's hope's??

But does Eriksson care? £5m a year salary, all the brasses you can shake a stick at in Germany's best red light districts, another job waiting, if we go out he can always support Sweden for freak's sake! Makes me so mad, I can't tell you.