Maybe he is the Messiah?

Breaking news 8888 Week 19 scores
Well blow me down with a feather duster, Ian Kennett who has been as quiet as a door mouse during the first half of the season has suddenly woken up.

74 points in week 17, followed by 44 last week and now the league's season best score of 95 in week 19. Kennett pipped Godders' week 3 score by a point and it puts him in pole position to pick up the 'end of season best score prize'.

The season's best weekly scores:
1. Ian Kennett, 95 points, week 19
2. Peter Godfrey, 94 points, week 3
3. Brian Dougal, 82 points, week 3
4. Steve Lee, 81 points, week 3
5. Suzie Syrett, 78 points, week 17
6. Kirsty Baillie, 77 points, week 3
7. Paul Kelleher, 76 points, week 1
8=. Mark Simmons, 75 points, week 3
8=. Peter Godfrey, 75 points, week 1
8=. Simon Newport, 75 points, week 3
8=. Lee Baughan, 75 points, week 3

He's not the Messiah (oh yes he is.... Panto season see?) made a crucial 4 changes to their team in mid-December and it has paid huge dividends as they've moved 24 places up the table from 36th to 12th, just 16 points from 7th place. There's also a 5 quid MoW award for Ian too.

The 2nd best week 19 score was a massive 25 points less than Ian's score, Mark Simmons with 70. Sodding window cleaners climbing to their highest placing of the season, 3rd.

Cailfornication continue their great run with another 68 points added to their total. Chris moves into (i think) his highest ever placing, 2nd. I'm having a nose bleed just thinking about it. Fuck the curries mate, your mob should be buying you poo come May!

Liz Keiller, who is at home relaxing at present, continued her bouncebackability with a handy 56, enabling White wine & water to move up 5 places to 23rd. Kingas bottlers jump 6 places after scoring a season best 55, US Eagles score 53 and stay in the hunt, whilst So he got shot up the harse stop their mini slide and move back into 4th.

Another surprise to me was not that Ian France scored 53 points but that I'm told he bought a round of drinks last week! Keep the faith are doing the opposite of Brighton these days and are moving up the table.

Whilst this all goes on below them, I *ucking hate Chelsea keep ticking away out in front. Another 52 points for Pete to keep the gap between themselves and Californication to 51.

Other mentions should go out to Galacticos (52), 2Infinity & beyond (47), Nzobiapongolledezee Utd (46) and Chicken eaters (45).

In a week when some teams played 2 matches, hence the high scoring, we still had some numpty's who failed miserably. Welcome onto stage Danny Matthews, whose Geeza's scored just 7 and Mr Greg Farquor Harris III, whose Rejects got 8. Goonersmoan and Magic Roundabout didn't fair much better, each scoring 9 points. Shite lads, sorry.