Suzie sticks chest out and marches on

Breaking news 8888 Week 13 scores
Wow, she did it again. The 2nd MoW in row - You go girl! Catherine and Karen did the very same thing for Flighty Feet in weeks 7 and 8 and now Suze has done the double. The fcuking birds are taking over!

50 points for Ping-Pong Yo Yo and she’s now into 18th. Hang on, Hilary Ryan had the next best score with 44. Equalities FL this is, none of your chauvinistic bollocks you get in other leagues. London Irish continue to bounce (steady lads) around in mid-table. Ben Graves, a bit of a bird, by all accounts (sorry John, couldn’t keep it quiet) also hit 44 and sends one of last year’s prize winners back on the straight and narrow - 23rd to be exact for Christian Dailly football genius (sic).

Alex Baxter – bit of an old woman, no sorry a lot of an old woman charged in with 43 points. Repka is innocent up 5 to 29th. Don’t worry Alex I know perfectly well where Dom is and where the fault lie for last season’s piss-poor performance!

Meg & Hannah’s (girl theme again) were next up scoring 43. Danny’s geeza’s (this is where it ends of course) walloped 42 the same as colleague again Glenn Francis. Lamb to the slaughter are now knocking on the top 10 door.

And if that wasn’t enough, Sweaty only went and had a good week too. 28 pints, 5 curries and 2 bathrooms decorated for the Sweatster plus 41 FL points for his PK’s blue lagooners.
And to tie this whole charade up nicely the big girls blouse Francey managed to rise to the occasion and slip in a healthy 39 points. A jump of 3 places for gay pride’s motto Keep the faith.