Harse meat

Breaking news 8888 Week 11 scores
The chasing pack gathered some ground on I *ucking hate Chelsea in week 11. Wenners Utd slip up, gave So he got shot up the harse the chance to move into 2nd. Heppers is having one hell of a season and an additional 31 points put him into 2nd place in the table with 1/4 of the season gone.

Rushden & Doggers' 25 points kept them in 4th and our favourite Scottish stalker (I know it was you heavy breathing down the phone the other night!) Kirsty Baillie hurdled Mark Dewberry in week 11. Glasgow kiss gaining 25 points to Davids v Goliath 16. You know what Dewbs, I just got your team name. Der!

2Infinity & beyond and Football academy all move up at the sake of Sodding window cleaners (anyone you know Rob?) and my very own Chicago Addicks.

At the bottom, RIP Viera and Woodys Warriors, who quite frankly are having a 'mare slip further into the waste disposal whereas Goonersmoan's 22 points improved their status.

Further up the table, the ridiculously long-named He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy (whose that? Ronaldo Ian?) and PK's blue lagooners are in a spot of bother.