Wannabe startin' something

Breaking News 8888 Week 39 - The Premiership
With Michael Jackson in court, it was left to Mark Wenman to moonwalk into 2nd place despite only scoring 18 points in week 39. However it was more than enough with Wenners Wannabes scoring 13 points more than Ben Graves' West Ham 4 West Germany 2 and the chase for the N&R title will go right to the end as Ginger (not so) Athletic's lead is now only 32 points with 2 weeks' scores to go.

Barry Paull, who had a very sad weekend (what was it now? Oh yes, they ran out of pork scratchings in The Elephant!) stays in 4th. Back home (indeed!) scoring only 9 in week 39.

Lets all beat the Gooners are probably too far back in 5th, despite their MOW winning score of 32 points. Jonny on my shoulder are 2 points behind in 6th and 2Infinity & beyond stay in 7th. Now Barry Plummer is pissed off at the moment judging by the text I got from him on Sunday. I wonder why that could be? Oh yes, maybe that naughty Tatters stole the last paper clip out of the stationary cupboard!

Very close on Barry's tail is Lee Day. You got more toes hit 19 in week 39 and in 9th Galacticos FC are also in with a shout of a top 7 spot.

The 10th and final pink zone place will probably be between Tatters top tips, Lamb to the slaughter - who drop out of the top 10 for the first time in 5 weeks - and Keep the faith. Francey of course is very happy this week (what was it now? Oh yes, they got a new delivery of his hair gel in Boots!).

A slight outside bet for a top 10 place was Ian Kennett's Blessed are the cheesemakers but a poor week has seen him drop out of contention down in 15th.