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Paul Kelleher is a well known and respected Swinger in the local community but he hasn't had much too swing about during the N&R fantasy season. Over Christmas he picked up a fiver for the MoW and he has done the same over the May Day bank holiday too. Filthy Love may have left it too late for a surge into the top 10 but the extra fiver will add to the money he saves on entrance fees at his local, ahem, nightspot!

The Herecomethewildebeests manager is also fond of a bit of swinging. In a recent Who, which, why? Tony Hepburn announced that he would like to bed Pamela Anderson and Mrs Heppers at the same time. Nice thought, but I'm sure they would rather you not be there Tony. Despite this playing on his mind however Heppers has made a nice little run away from any potential re-election trouble, picking up another 50 points in week 38 and moving into 13th place in the Championship.

Watch out the Chicago boys are coming! Nobby, Dougs and Tim amassed 130 points between them in week 38. A little too late perhaps but it shows that the Yanks are getting hold of this football thing. In the Championship Make it a supersize stay 9th, Cheeky Americans climb further away from re-election to 14th and Idiots guide move out of the penultimate prize place - more on that below.

Other teams who had good May Day scoring weeks were Galacticos FC (46) and Rose was ruined by a ladyboy (38).

The weeks lowest total was 17 and belonged to Pete Godfrey's Pull your finger out molly.