Flighty feet running away with it

Breaking News 8888 - Week 38 - The Championship
Flighty Feet in their first ever season look like they are going to pick up the £60 prize for winning the Championship title. With 3 weeks left Catherine and Karen are 56 points ahead of Lee Baughan in 2nd place.

Lee's Rose was ruined by a ladyboy hurdled both Danny Geeza's and Meg & Hannah's bears in week 38 and the race for the 2nd, 3rd and 4th place could go down as far as 9th.

Last week She fell over dropped back further to 6th but watch out for perennial prize winner Simon Jenkins who moved into 5th, Can I get a waistcoat were 11th at the split.

The big news at the bottom of the pile was that Only one 'f' in Forest dropped below Idiots guide to soccer after Brian's surprisingly high score of 45 points lifted him to 22nd. This means that James, who also won it last year, now sits in the penultimate place with 3 weeks to go.

Now the reason we give a prize for finishing 2nd from bottom is because it is bloody hard to do. But if James Bird stays where he is, then amazingly it will be his 2nd consecutive penultimate placing! Here are the previous winners of the 'award':

2003 / 04 James Bird
2002 / 03 Gary Peart
2001 / 04 Lee Baughan
2000 / 01 Mark Simmons
1999 / 00 Tony Hepburn
1998 / 99 Alan Oakley
No award given in 1996 / 97 and 1997 / 98.