Sunday, May 22, 2005

Beere, Beere, we want more Beere

Breaking News 8888 - Week 40 - The Championship
Flighty Feet added another excellent 36 points to their total in week 40 and have run away with the Championship title in the girls first ever N&R FL season. In fact if the league stayed intact then Catherine & Karen would have been above 8 teams currently enjoying life in the Premiership.

The excitement maybe over at the top but the places below are a real hive of industry. Can I get a waistcoat become the latest team to occupy 2nd place – the 5th change in 6 weeks. Jenks scored 39 points in week 40 and moved from 4th.

New in 3rd is Beer Monsters. Where the fuck did they come from? 7th last week, Rob hit a timely 53 points to leap 4 managers to sit in 3rd with just one week to play.

This all meant that Rose was ruined by a ladyboy are hanging in there in 4th. After 6 weeks in the Championship prize places Lee will be gutted to miss out.

Danny’s Geeza’s stay 5th but Hannah & Megs Bears drop incredibly 5 places to 7th - Alex’s lowest place for 11 weeks.

She fell over
seem out of it after scoring not a too shabby 24. Liz is now 8th.

But just 12 points separate 2nd from 8th and proves that the split into two leagues is a lot more exciting than it would have been in teams were battling for the 24th to 32nd place!

The split has caught the imagination and I’m pleased about that.

Watch out for me, Make it a supersize. As the fantasy veterans amongst you will know, Nobby & Ready normally award themselves an additional 100 points in the last week, just because we can! I’m up to my highest position of the season with just a week to go.

And finally, Tony Murray, 6th in the 1st week finally slipped into the re-election zone after months of Hammers like coke teetering on the edge. This meant that Goonersmoan may have escaped the dreaded drop after larruping 34 points. First time Rutts has been out of the bottom 6 since early January.

Remember this is all fantasy so don’t lose any sleep over it. Goodnight

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