There's only one 'r' in relegation

Breaking News 8888 - Week 34 - The Championship
James Bird and Nottm Forest have one thing in common and that is they are both staring relegation in the face. By the time you read this Forest may already be down to, lets face it the 3rd Division, which to me and my generation of non-Forest fans is a real shame. Sheffield Wednesday, Forest and Leeds' tales of woe are a real wake up call for Premiership sides.

James Bird can't blame the collapse of ITV digital or falling attendences or piss-poor mismanagement. Frankly his Only one 'f' in Forest are just piss-poor. A regular re-election candidate, James hit the week's lowest and the season's 5th worst weekly score in W34 of just 2 points.

This meant that both Goonersmoan (Rutts, sorry I didn't get out for a beer with you last week, was good to see you though) and Happy Hammers benefited from this and climb a place each in the table.

The top two stay the same. Flighty Feet increased their lead over Meg & Hannah's Bears by 3 points to 15.

Meanwhile the battle for the 3rd and 4th place prize money is hotting up with the realisation that previous mid-table sides can now win some cash. I have had a flurry of transfers from managers who would normally just be sitting around mid-table and calling it quits.

Danny's Geeza's as you have already read won MoW in week 34 and move into 3rd, She fell over slip to 4th (likewise Lizzy, sorry we didn't get time for a glass last week) but there was real movement behind them.

Rose to be ruined by a ladyboy catapults Sweaty into 5th whilst Beer Monsters, Pull your finger molly and Moulsters Molesters all lost ground. Coming up on the rails is Chris Waterman though whose Californication busted 35 points.