Lee making top 2 sweat

Breaking News 8888 - Week 35 - The Championship
Another fine week from Rose was ruined by a ladyboy meant that they now share 3rd place with Meg & Hannah's Bears and Danny's Geeza's just 2 points short of She fell over. Lee scored well for the 3rd consecutive week and gets into the top 4 for the first time since the league split 5 weeks back.

In what is an exciting race for the Championship title only 60 points seperate top from 9th with the luscious Flighty Feet still sat on top of the table.

At the bottom Super Eagles drop deeper into the re-election abyss after a week 34 score of just 14. Brian Dougal's Idiots guide to soccer remain firmly in the penultimate prize place.