Girls on their toes from Bears

Breaking News 8888 - Week 32 - The Championship
Alex Boswell's Meg & Hannah's Bears are hunting down Karen & Catherine's Flighty Feet at the top of the Championship. Boswell closed the gap in week 32 after adding 43 to his score. She fell over drop to 3rd.

Beer Monsters and Moulsters Molesters were also climbers last week. Rob Beere snaring 41 and Shaun going 3 better as they improved their positions in the table. Pull your finger out molly remain in 4th.

The big news in the Championship was at the bottom of the table.

The bottom 4 remained untouched although Idiots guide to soccer hit a personal 32-week best of 52 points and get within touching distance of Goonersmoan. Pride is of course at stake but so is 25 nicker!

Another season's best was had by fellow septic Tim Feldbruegge. In recent weeks young Timothy has been playing like Brazil, pity most of the season he was playing like Scotland.

Cheeky Americans are now at a season high of 18th and out of the bottom 6 for the first time ever.

Defoe's golden XI's re-election worries also seem a thing of the past. Another 58 points - the 3rd best of the week - saw Mark move further away from trouble and into 16th. The Elephant man(ager) are sandwiched between Mark & Tim in 17th.

Last weeks MoW (well they would have been if there had been one!) Herecomethewildebeestes jump another place to 14th above Hammers like coke.

The name of Super Eagles (sic) appears for the first time in the re-election zone after they dropped 2 places to 19th. Tiernan's side has hovered above the drop-zone nearly all season but following another disappointing week they finally have the dreaded black mark against their name.