Why is it that car dealers in the US insist on doing their own television commercials? Why would some dodgy looking bloke sweating like a rapist telling me that his Dodge Vipers are so great that I must own one make me go and buy a Dodge Viper?
At home, if I remember rightly the car commercials are some of the most original and snazzy we have. Maybe they want you to look them in the eye, know who you're dealing with? Bollocks to that I'd rather look at some bird draped over a mini metro anyday.
Television adverts beyond the mega companies like Pepsi and Anheuser Busch are so bad in this country. Rudi's Pizza's - the best in the world, Randy's auto's - the fastest in the world, Cialis - 36 hours of continual erection - the hardest in the world. Fuck that, what I'm supposed to do for the remaining 35 hours and 50 minutes, eh?
Thursday, February 17, 2005
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