Dismal life of Brian

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Defoe's golden XI charged out of the re-election zone for the first time in 2 months after a stonking week. Mark hit 62 points, by far his best effort of the season.

Only one 'f' in Forest also improved their luck after notching a season's best of 60 points. James are up two places to 43rd.

But there was more gloom for old pals Muddy & Rutts. Happy Hammers slip to 44nd after scoring 38 and Goonersmoan who fell into the drop zone for the first time after scoring 30. There's a certain amount of irony here isn't there? Surely it would be more realistic if it was Happy Gooners and Moany Hammers?

Anyway, Rutts not known for his smiley face, would have had it wiped off anyway as he sees his side drop from early title contenders - 4th in week 4 - to relegation fodder. But transfers have been made and we will wait and see if these were done out of desperation or by a cunning plan.

The week's worst score was 24 and this was credited to Woodys Warriors. The dream team of Baxter & Barrett are currently bickering over a failed transfer plan but in the meantime their team has fallen to 45th and the new prize of being the worst British team!