Defoe's golden shower

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As Judas Defoe prepares himself for a transfer window move, his lover Mark Dewberry sank further into the re-election mire after Week 20. Defoe's golden XI were a shower (geddit?) last week scoring a miserly 28 points in what was a very high scoring 7 days.

Mark slips to 44th, overtaken by Woody's Warriors who scored 32. Out of the bottom 6 go Californication after a stirring 44 points and in come Happy Hammers.

Three managers all rather ominously fell places towards the drop zone. Can I get a waistcoat, who had previously been on good form scored 23 and slipped 5 places. Herecomethewildebeests mustered only 22 and are now in 40th, (and by the way Tone, Ready is catching you up in the looks stakes. I would get back on the sunbed if I were you?) a place ahead of Goonersmoan who looking reet re-election fodder if you ask me.