Wednesday, November 10, 2004

Brian at a snails pace


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The beauty of fantasy league football. Brian Dougal last week hit his season best score. 7 days later he manages his and the rest of the league's worst. Brian, deflated after 59,000,000 of his compatriots voted for a blithering idiot (click for game), then went and mustered just 3 frickin' points in week 12 - even Dubya would have scored more than that - jeez!

With Cheeky (and stupid) Americans scoring 21, Idiots guide to soccer are now 37 points adrift at the bottom of the table.

And as for Chris Waterman, you're even worse my old son. Reasonably intelligent, I always thought, Arsenal season ticket holder, father, husband, senior position at AIG and not even related to the Greenberg's! You matched Brian's weekly score of 3 points, how embarrassing. Californication slide back into the bottom 6 as Can I get a waistcoat and The elephant man(ager) profit.

Goonersmoan are also in a real rut (get it?) after scoring 6, that is just 13 points in 2 weeks - compared to colleague Ben Graves' 85 points!

These are now the season's worst weekly scores:

1. Brian Dougal, 3 points, week 12
1. Chris Waterman, 3 points, week 12
3. Mark Dewberry, 4 points, week 10
4. Brian Rutter, 6 points, week 12
5. Brian Rutter, 7 points, week 11
6. Tim Feldbruegge, 8 points, week 6

By the way Dougal, The Magic Roundabout film is released in February 2005 if you want to see yourself on the big screen. Maybe we could arrange a team outing?

There will be prizes for naming the Magic Roundabout characters after fellow fantasy league managers. Email me on simon_newport@ars.aon.com or add comments below.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Magic Roundabout - Dylan; Florence; Zebadee; Mr MacHenry; Ermintrude, Dougal & Brian!! Soozie Sooz

ChicagoAddick said...

Those are correct but the real prize is for who those who can name the characters after a FL manager, i.e. I think Rob Beere could play Dougal?

Any other ideas?